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I don't think I did. I'll say it again.

ACE IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

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AVERY RUSH
- Contortist.
- As gay as the day is long, but has serious commitment issues. SERIOUS commitment issues.
- Mom was killed by a jumping off a cliff when the cow she was riding bucked her klondike bar out of her hand. Yeah, I don't really get it either, but it sounds awesome.
- ... He hasn't really appeared, so I don't know much about him yet. ;;; BUT HE STILL SOUNDS AWESOME.

LOUISE
- NPC
- Noire's homicidal chef, a big burly dude with a bad temper and tendency to throw knives at people he doesn't like, except for the Mademoiselle. 'Cause she's his boss, and... Y'know. You just don't throw knives at your boss.
- You step into his kitchen, you die. Simple as that.
- He hates Sin because she eats raw meat. Which is really messy and annoying for him to prepare and clean up and stuff. Considering the fact that she swallows whole cows.
- Alex doesn't like him. "Ham? Ha? Am? HAM? I must admit I am a monster at times, but that man is the Devil himself!" - Alex

OKAY, NOIRE'S DONE. DID I MISS ANYONE?

ffff. Please. You know that Sil's totally shinystuffsexual.

AAAH, DAMMIT, VELI.

VELI
- Veli. A big brown and green chimera that guards Sil's tent. Very scary.
- Eli wants to ride him. Eli will probably get him/her/itself killed in the process.
- Use to be this human whose family disowned him then killed his wife and child because they were a dark elf and half dark elf respectively. Willingly changed into a chimera, and is extremely loyal to Sil.

Anyways, now on to Stelle.

The supposed sane circus.

Yeah right. Pyro circus is more like it.

Oh, btw, Noire is the 'world domination' circus because of Sil's "let's turn people into chimeras and then show the world how horrible circuses are" thing.

Alright. Back to topic.

The not so sane but mostly human (+ one MANLY!! unicorn) circus... STELLE!

Ringmaster - RINGMASTER ICARUS (See? Nice and simple. NO FANCY FRENCH FOR THIS ONE, SEE?) (oh, and another one o' mine. <3)
- There used to be a tightrope walker in this other circus. He was very pro and very arrogant. Then one day, he slipped. It just so happens he never used safety nets. The tightrope walker went SPLAT. He lived, but had to amputate his right leg. To make matters worse, he got fired as well. Stuff happened, including a very pathetic failed suicide attempt and the wind just being a b***h, but in the end, this guy turned into Ringmaster Icarus.
- He wears skirts to hide his disability. And he likes to color pink.
- But then again, he's a lolicon.
- Well, possible lolicon.
- Possible *****/>- He likes kids. A lot.
- A lot.
- Iris should be a lot more careful around him than she is...
- And maybe even Aure.
- Oh god, Aure.
- He's a very good actor, and can read most other people like a book, like Freudian dissection style. Psychology is his game. He's very polite and diplomatic, not to mention pretty damn manipulative when he needs to be.
- He's a horrible procrastinator, too much of an idealist and sometimes just plain stupid, so you really wonder how he got his job.
- He's pretty vain, so he has a prosthetic leg that he uses when visiting others, and in performances. He fails at using it though. He's better with crutches.

MELDEVELLO (& LUCIANO)
- First things first. LUCIANO HAS A GAY PLAYBOY MANSION IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. D8
- OK, now that that's out of the way, Meldevello is Stelle's magician. He's also pretty much Icarus' right hand man in the way that Icarus pretty much relies on him for everything. EVERYTHING.
- Mel used to be this cute little Italian kid until evil demon boy Luciano seduced tricked him into making a pact, and now Mel is Lucy's current host. I say current, because all of Lucy's previous hosts are now bunnies in the playboy mansion...;;;
- Mel's magic is really complicated, and involves a lot of science and stuff, but Kaori herself or Card can probably explain this better than I ever can. Ask them.
- Mel is pretty proud peacock himself. Likes luxury clothing and stuff. Lucy borrows Mel's body when he goes back to the playboy mansion and struts around naked.
- Lucy's usually a white kitty around others, but he's been known to turn into a beautiful white stallion when needed to.
- Pretty much everyone else is oblivious that Lucy's actually this evil spirit thing, and just thinks that he's a cute kitty and Mel's familiar. But Mel's magic actually comes from Lucy.
- Lucy is actually probably the smartest character here, and he knows about Izunala and all that stuff. He blew up Noire's barn. He can also possess Mel's body when he wants to.

AEMILLIO SARTORIUS
- He's a unicorn. A MANLY SPANISH UNICORN.
- His magic's limited because, in his own words, his horn got ripped off a long time ago by "a muy loco ringmaster". But it's ok, 'cause it's a great icebreaker in a conversation, and the senoritas dig battle scars.
- He likes to think of himself as a ladies man, but his romantic escapades are actually humorous at best and... Pathetic at worst.
- He has the uncanny ability to tell whether someone's a virgin or not. Cue foot-in-mouth disease, and this explains why he'll never snag a senorita.
- He used to work for Gothique a very long time ago, and was the one that freed Silencieux. But he doesn't recognise her (since she's changed her physical appearance since then, being a shape-shifter and all) and she doesn't recognise him (which is sad :c)
- He's the animal tamer. He can talk to critters. c:
- If Mel is Icarus' right hand, then Aemillio's the left hand.

MRS. PUPPETT
- She freaks the crap out of everyone. Excluding the Twins. Including Icarus.
- You don't want to meet Mr. Puppet. Really, you don't.
- She has really freaky illusions that can and will probably kill you.
- She hates pretty everyone in the circus (except the Twins) and only does what she does 'cause she needs to send money back to her beloved husband.
- She's really scary.
- But she's also really pretty, and wears a lot of the color red.
- She has a very troubled past. Her dad and mom both had lots of mental problems, and I don't really remember everything, but... She hates all women because of her mother.
- She's Tarot Card Reader of Stelle. But I'd stay far away from her if I were you.
- Arashi sometimes tries to hit on her too. Rejection has never been so red and deadly. He's lucky he's a demon.

OK, Stelle done! (Unless Fiancre Tristis counts. I'm still kind of confused as to whether he exists anymore or what.)

Pssshaw. He's totally manly. The manliest unicorn I've ever seen anyways. <3 And talking to animals is definitely manly. Birds and rabbits? Maybe a bit princess. But once you're talking to grizzly bears and wild tigers? ... Yeah. Totally manly.

Now, for the weirdos that don't appear in any circus.... THE RANDOM ONES!

ARASHI
- Card describes him as a ***** rapist. (does this mean he'd get along with Icarus?)
- He's a... Merchant of questionable integrity. And also a creeper and stalker in general who hangs around the circuses.
- So far, he usually hits on Iyokou and Mrs. Puppett. While advances on the latter haven't gone so well, he and Eli have ganged up on Iyokou once. In the shower. c; What happened next is a secret, but I think Aemillio will be having a shock sometime soon? Who knows? <3
- He's a demon who specialises in illusions. Which is the only reason he hasn't been killed by Mrs. Puppett yet.
- He hasn't really entered the main plot, mainly just casual and crack rp stuff. Might be soon tho, as our P.I.! 8D

ADORA
- Tightlacer (?), which mean she has a tiny tiny TINY waist due to wearing corsets all the time.
- She smokes like a chimney
- She runs a local clothing shop
- Used to be in a freak show, hated it, and got out
- Was born in a farm, was happy. Got taken to the city to be raised as a lady. Look how that turned out.
- Her bone structure's been so distorted and crushed by her corset that she won't ever be able to bear children. :c
- Hasn't really appeared in RP yet, so this is all I know of her.

FINALLY. AND NOW I AM DONE MUTILATING ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS. C: I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS CRASH COURSE AND FOUND IT USEFUL. Please direct all flying knives, magical curses, enraged bunnies, evil spirits and rotten fruit towards the crippled ***** on the left. Thank you, and have a good night.

... Aemillio x Fluttershy = Beautiful manly adorable alicorns. c:

AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I DIDN'T REFERENCE A SINGLE PROFILE WHILE WRITING THIS PILE OF s**t. 8D

Hmm, you kind of forgot to mention that she was crazy, didn't you? c:

Beautiful. <3 I love your simplicity.

But who's Hugh Hefner?