Zeke, if only to shut you up and stop me from feeding you your p***s, enjoy these:
TANK Ex Mortis: I HATE WINDOWS!!!11one
AkiraBlast45387: ha
AkiraBlast45387: y?
TANK Ex Mortis: "Cannot delete file: It is being used by another person or program. Close any programs that might be using the file and try again."
TANK Ex Mortis: WHAT FILE, YOU SHITHOLE OPERATING SYSTEM!?
TANK Ex Mortis: If I was on Linux, it'd be like "There was an error, program X doesn't want you to delete that file. Here's a helpful link to teach you how to get around that. Would you like some tea?"
TANK Ex Mortis: Of course, when I want to install something on Linux, it says "You can't install that until you install these 50 libraries, update these 3 drives, downgrade this 1 driver, and pick my mom up from the airport."
TANK Ex Mortis: Whereas with Windows, it says "Click the next button over and over again until the program is installed. It will then work perfectly unless it doesn't."
TANK Ex Mortis: Unless it's made by Valve, in which case it says "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" and blows up your computer. ;_;
Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my p***s runs Linux.
1. I can create child processes
2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once.
3. I'm VERY user friendly.
4. I have incredible uptime.
and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down.
linux hacker 1: i'm bored. linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel! linux hacker 1: ok. *hackety-hack* linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space! linux hacker 2: w00t.
I had sex once, very tiring
lol
yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
whats the lowest priority in linux?
mutey: ease of use
"I run Linux." T-shirts
availible in sizes L to XXXXL
linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex
installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner?
<@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux
<@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions recommend a registry cleaner?
******** linux
that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
Long ago there were 2 kinds of cave men. The ones who hunted and slept with the women, producing strong children. The others hid alone in their part of the forest and made love to crude holes they carved in trees.. The hunters evolved into normal functioning adults of modern civilization. The others became linux users.
* Avatar-X gives kris a colourful gift box with question marks and tux's printed all over. "Open it!"
* Kris looks around nervously and slowly opens it
it's empty!
the box represents what an open-source linux programmer makes in a year smile
I'm saying all of this as a friend, not as a linux zealot. 
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