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 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:21 pm
"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? Ok, that's it, this guy never shows up... We're transferring you to the Death Star..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:44 am
Intercom- "Johnson. Come in here."
Johnson- "Yes sir?"
Intercom- "I love you."
Johnson- " eek . The intercom's on sir."
Intercom- "What? *sounds of suicide on the intercom.*"
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:19 pm
What's this big red button do?
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:22 pm
WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*static*
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:42 am
*random/frantic clicking and button pushing*
*loud siren goes off*
Uhh . . . was that supposed to do that? Cause, I don't think that was supposed to do that!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:49 am
"All Hands stand by for Lord Vader's surprise inspection."
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:08 am
"*Insert officer's name here*, Lord Vader wishes to see you immeadiately."
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:11 am
Vader: Attention all hands! I wish to introduce you to your new captain.
New Captain: Shazam! A flyin' ship in space! Ah bet Sergeant Carter never saw something like this. He shore would be proud! Well ... gaaaww-lllyy! Anyway, fellers, ah'm Admiral Pyle, and ah shore look forward to workin' with you.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:35 am
"Lord Vader would like to remind anyone that insulting his pruny head is punishable by being locked in the airlock with a gungan. Thank you."
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:41 pm
Guess what everyone? You've all been on candid camra! Everything you've experienced was fake! There really are no rebels! It's all fake!
*sounds of stormtroopers rioting across the ship*
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:22 pm
"Attention all hands. Lord Vader has sent us on a special mission: We are to plunge into an asteroid field to chase down a jawa-rigged tramp freighter. Hope your wills are in order."
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:07 pm
"Psst! Guess what I got Lord Vader for his birthday? Huh huh? Guess! It's a new JarJar Binks Action figure! See! It even has it's own motion-sensor voice... Mesa-Called JarJar Binks! Mesa yous humble soivant!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:17 pm
Darth Vader: Geniuses! I is one of dem fo sure!
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:03 am
Admiral: Oh sith! Incoming warheads! * presses button * Bridge, full power to shields!
Computer: Paging bridge. Please hold. * Imperial March, elevator music style *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:33 pm
Vader: Alright, who forgot to flush the fresher last time!
Random Guilty Crewmember- It was the pilot! He didn't! And he didn't wash his hands either!
Pilot: What? I didn't! I don't even
:Lightsaber ignites and slashes at something:
:Sirens blare:
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