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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:36 pm
squee! it just is sooo cool! so is this one! heart 
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:52 pm
eriks_greaser_girl Elanchana She blows everyone away, and we dissolve to... ...Christine going to opera town on the ballad. Mme. Giry: I am zo glad zat Empress Sisi's 'and-me-downs fit 'er. ~PotO in 15 minutes I LOVE PHANTOM IN FIFTEEN MINUTES! heart heart heart Christine:"Are we there yet?" Erik(The Phantom)"...No..." Christine: "Are we there yet?" Erik: "No..." Christine: "Will we get there any faster if I flash off my thigh and possibly more?" Erik: "YES! Christine: Hey you guys-- Raoul: STABBITY~! Christine: You guys--? Erik: SLASHITY! Christine: It's kinda cold out here-- Phanfic writers: Did someone say SLASH? Christine: My (use your imagination) are kinda getting frostbitten, could we-- Swords: *clang!* Christine: Could we wrap this up sometime soon-- Erik: I NICK YOU FABIO! Raoul: AUGH! D=< THAT WAS MY PREENING ARM!
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:50 pm
Elanchana eriks_greaser_girl Elanchana She blows everyone away, and we dissolve to... ...Christine going to opera town on the ballad. Mme. Giry: I am zo glad zat Empress Sisi's 'and-me-downs fit 'er. ~PotO in 15 minutes I LOVE PHANTOM IN FIFTEEN MINUTES! heart heart heart Christine:"Are we there yet?" Erik(The Phantom)"...No..." Christine: "Are we there yet?" Erik: "No..." Christine: "Will we get there any faster if I flash off my thigh and possibly more?" Erik: "YES! Christine: Hey you guys-- Raoul: STABBITY~! Christine: You guys--? Erik: SLASHITY! Christine: It's kinda cold out here-- Phanfic writers: Did someone say SLASH? Christine: My (use your imagination) are kinda getting frostbitten, could we-- Swords: *clang!* Christine: Could we wrap this up sometime soon-- Erik: I NICK YOU FABIO! Raoul: AUGH! D=< THAT WAS MY PREENING ARM! lol! Scene: Masquerade *Drumbeats sound as the Phantom slowly descends the staircase… * Raoul (thinking): No one will notice if I slip out the back door here and fetch my trusty Smith & Wesson. No wait! That would not be honorable. I know! A sword…I’ll fetch a sword. *He exits* Phantom: “Why so silent good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? I have written you an opera: Le Lapin Triumphant!” Monsieur Fermin (in undertone to Monsieur Andre): “What the h-e-double hockey sticks did he just say?” Monsieur Andre: “I’m sure I don’t know. (Points to Madame Giry.) Why don’t you ask her? She’s the only one with an accent around here that seems to know what’s going on.” Madame Giry: “He sez he haz wreeten you an opera.” Monsieur Fermin: “Mon dieu woman! We speak English. What was the French?” Madame Giry: “The Rabbit Who in the End Will Triumph Over All by Winning the Girl and Absconding With the Stuffed Monkey.” Monsieur Andre: “He said all that in three words?” Madame Giry (shrugging): “ Ahm sure I don’t know messieurs. Perhaps with ze Vicomte as your patron you get more words for your francs?” The Phantom (snorting): “The participants are showing no compassion to me!” He stamps foot and disappears into floor. Raoul has just returned and jumps in after him. Christine (throws up hands): “Imbeciles! He is so heroic that he goes off and leaves me at the ball without a date? (Grabs dancer in a tuxedo) “Little Lotte is going to let her mind wander with you for a while okay?”
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:18 pm
haleybob Elanchana eriks_greaser_girl Elanchana She blows everyone away, and we dissolve to... ...Christine going to opera town on the ballad. Mme. Giry: I am zo glad zat Empress Sisi's 'and-me-downs fit 'er. ~PotO in 15 minutes I LOVE PHANTOM IN FIFTEEN MINUTES! heart heart heart Christine:"Are we there yet?" Erik(The Phantom)"...No..." Christine: "Are we there yet?" Erik: "No..." Christine: "Will we get there any faster if I flash off my thigh and possibly more?" Erik: "YES! Christine: Hey you guys-- Raoul: STABBITY~! Christine: You guys--? Erik: SLASHITY! Christine: It's kinda cold out here-- Phanfic writers: Did someone say SLASH? Christine: My (use your imagination) are kinda getting frostbitten, could we-- Swords: *clang!* Christine: Could we wrap this up sometime soon-- Erik: I NICK YOU FABIO! Raoul: AUGH! D=< THAT WAS MY PREENING ARM! lol! Scene: Masquerade *Drumbeats sound as the Phantom slowly descends the staircase… * Raoul (thinking): No one will notice if I slip out the back door here and fetch my trusty Smith & Wesson. No wait! That would not be honorable. I know! A sword…I’ll fetch a sword. *He exits* Phantom: “Why so silent good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? I have written you an opera: Le Lapin Triumphant!” Monsieur Fermin (in undertone to Monsieur Andre): “What the h-e-double hockey sticks did he just say?” Monsieur Andre: “I’m sure I don’t know. (Points to Madame Giry.) Why don’t you ask her? She’s the only one with an accent around here that seems to know what’s going on.” Madame Giry: “He sez he haz wreeten you an opera.” Monsieur Fermin: “Mon dieu woman! We speak English. What was the French?” Madame Giry: “The Rabbit Who in the End Will Triumph Over All by Winning the Girl and Absconding With the Stuffed Monkey.” Monsieur Andre: “He said all that in three words?” Madame Giry (shrugging): “ Ahm sure I don’t know messieurs. Perhaps with ze Vicomte as your patron you get more words for your francs?” The Phantom (snorting): “The participants are showing no compassion to me!” He stamps foot and disappears into floor. Raoul has just returned and jumps in after him. Christine (throws up hands): “Imbeciles! He is so heroic that he goes off and leaves me at the ball without a date? (Grabs dancer in a tuxedo) “Little Lotte is going to let her mind wander with you for a while okay?” I don't remember that one o.O Christine: *thinking* Hmmm Everyones wearing pink, green and gold! I think my pink green dress will fit in just fine!
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:20 pm
((wow miss a day miss alot))
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:12 pm
eriks_greaser_girl haleybob Elanchana eriks_greaser_girl Elanchana She blows everyone away, and we dissolve to... ...Christine going to opera town on the ballad. Mme. Giry: I am zo glad zat Empress Sisi's 'and-me-downs fit 'er. ~PotO in 15 minutes I LOVE PHANTOM IN FIFTEEN MINUTES! heart heart heart Christine:"Are we there yet?" Erik(The Phantom)"...No..." Christine: "Are we there yet?" Erik: "No..." Christine: "Will we get there any faster if I flash off my thigh and possibly more?" Erik: "YES! Christine: Hey you guys-- Raoul: STABBITY~! Christine: You guys--? Erik: SLASHITY! Christine: It's kinda cold out here-- Phanfic writers: Did someone say SLASH? Christine: My (use your imagination) are kinda getting frostbitten, could we-- Swords: *clang!* Christine: Could we wrap this up sometime soon-- Erik: I NICK YOU FABIO! Raoul: AUGH! D=< THAT WAS MY PREENING ARM! lol! Scene: Masquerade *Drumbeats sound as the Phantom slowly descends the staircase… * Raoul (thinking): No one will notice if I slip out the back door here and fetch my trusty Smith & Wesson. No wait! That would not be honorable. I know! A sword…I’ll fetch a sword. *He exits* Phantom: “Why so silent good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? I have written you an opera: Le Lapin Triumphant!” Monsieur Fermin (in undertone to Monsieur Andre): “What the h-e-double hockey sticks did he just say?” Monsieur Andre: “I’m sure I don’t know. (Points to Madame Giry.) Why don’t you ask her? She’s the only one with an accent around here that seems to know what’s going on.” Madame Giry: “He sez he haz wreeten you an opera.” Monsieur Fermin: “Mon dieu woman! We speak English. What was the French?” Madame Giry: “The Rabbit Who in the End Will Triumph Over All by Winning the Girl and Absconding With the Stuffed Monkey.” Monsieur Andre: “He said all that in three words?” Madame Giry (shrugging): “ Ahm sure I don’t know messieurs. Perhaps with ze Vicomte as your patron you get more words for your francs?” The Phantom (snorting): “The participants are showing no compassion to me!” He stamps foot and disappears into floor. Raoul has just returned and jumps in after him. Christine (throws up hands): “Imbeciles! He is so heroic that he goes off and leaves me at the ball without a date? (Grabs dancer in a tuxedo) “Little Lotte is going to let her mind wander with you for a while okay?” I don't remember that one o.O Christine: *thinking* Hmmm Everyones wearing pink, green and gold! I think my pink green dress will fit in just fine! lol! *During the final lair sence Raoul comes in and is tied up by Erik* Erik: Any final words? Raoul: Why do you wear a mask? Where you burt or something? Erik: *stops pulling on the rope for a moment* oh no it just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. But that's besides the point, *pulls on rope again* your trying to kidnapp what I have rightfully stolen. Christine: *comes up by Erik carring his sword* My name is Christine Daae, you impersonated my father. Prepare to die. Joel: Cut! Completly the wrong Movie! (joel is the producer of the movie)
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:27 pm
Oh gosh I love this.
Erik: I sing...of seduction...and surrender...in a completely non-metaphorical way...
Christine: I kinda dig this.
The Dread Pirate Roberts Corps de Ballet: *shimmies*
Erik: I sing...of really unsubtle metaphors...of flames and racing blood and opening buds...
Christine: Ooh, tell me more!
The Dread Pirate Roberts Death Dance Troupe: *bunny hops*
Erik: BE MINE FOREVER AND I WILL CONSUME YOU IN A COMPLETELY NON-FIGURATIVE WAY UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
[Christine deploys her collapsible bodice, leaving her shoulders completely bare.]
Raoul: Waah!
The Dread Pirate Roberts Pep Squad: *frugs*
Firmin: Hurry! Shoot them!
Marksman: Should we shoot the Phantom?
Andre: Nah, let him keep going.
Marksman: But-- he's right across the stage from Christine! Clear shot! We could totally take him down, man.
Andre: Naah, don't worry about it. I mean, it's not like he could ESCAPE or anything, or has EVER done that before.
Erik: Wear this ring and be mine. FOREVER.
Christine: Wait, isn't this Raoul's ring?
Erik: Well...yes...
Christine: So...who does this engage me to exactly?
Erik: It engages you to-- wait...
Christine: YOINK!!!
[Christine rips off the Phantom's cute little Zorro mask, revealing a monster with half his face burned off and his eyelid all messed up and his hair graying and falling out... despite the fact that most of this wasn't covered by the little Zorro mask, and it looked fine two minutes ago.]
Christine: WOAH!
Erik: WAAAAH!!
Everyone else: OMG! HE IS SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!
[The Phantom cuts a couple of well-placed ropes, plunging him and Christine into a pit of fire.]
Erik: I built it all myself! And I bet you'd be impressed, if you weren't a total {censored dialogue}!
[And then the giant chandelier falls.]
The Phans: GOD, FINALLY!!!
Firmin: Nobody panic!
[There is a stampede. The gas lights on the chandelier explode and the opera house bursts into flame.]
Andre: EVERYBODY PANIC!
I can't remember if that's exactly how it goes, but I know it goes something like that.
Yes, I memorized looooooooooong chunks of that. Meaning I have like no life.
Thank you, Cleolinda! I love you!
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:18 pm
good one! rofl
*During Don Duan Triuphant*
Erik:*chewing* Prast the proint of no retrurn...
Christine: Erik! Get that gum out of your mouth!
Erik:alright...alright...*spits out*
Guardguy: MY EYE!! *collapses*
Erik & Christine: eek
Christine: good shot!
Erik: Thank you, now where were we?
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:40 pm
Elanchana Oh gosh I love this. Erik: I sing...of seduction...and surrender...in a completely non-metaphorical way... Christine: I kinda dig this. The Dread Pirate Roberts Corps de Ballet: *shimmies* Erik: I sing...of really unsubtle metaphors...of flames and racing blood and opening buds... Christine: Ooh, tell me more! The Dread Pirate Roberts Death Dance Troupe: *bunny hops* Erik: BE MINE FOREVER AND I WILL CONSUME YOU IN A COMPLETELY NON-FIGURATIVE WAY UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN! [Christine deploys her collapsible bodice, leaving her shoulders completely bare.] Raoul: Waah! The Dread Pirate Roberts Pep Squad: *frugs* Firmin: Hurry! Shoot them! Marksman: Should we shoot the Phantom? Andre: Nah, let him keep going. Marksman: But-- he's right across the stage from Christine! Clear shot! We could totally take him down, man. Andre: Naah, don't worry about it. I mean, it's not like he could ESCAPE or anything, or has EVER done that before. Erik: Wear this ring and be mine. FOREVER. Christine: Wait, isn't this Raoul's ring? Erik: Well...yes... Christine: So...who does this engage me to exactly? Erik: It engages you to-- wait... Christine: YOINK!!! [Christine rips off the Phantom's cute little Zorro mask, revealing a monster with half his face burned off and his eyelid all messed up and his hair graying and falling out... despite the fact that most of this wasn't covered by the little Zorro mask, and it looked fine two minutes ago.] Christine: WOAH! Erik: WAAAAH!! Everyone else: OMG! HE IS SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS! [The Phantom cuts a couple of well-placed ropes, plunging him and Christine into a pit of fire.] Erik: I built it all myself! And I bet you'd be impressed, if you weren't a total {censored dialogue}! [And then the giant chandelier falls.] The Phans: GOD, FINALLY!!! Firmin: Nobody panic! [There is a stampede. The gas lights on the chandelier explode and the opera house bursts into flame.] Andre: EVERYBODY PANIC! I can't remember if that's exactly how it goes, but I know it goes something like that. Yes, I memorized looooooooooong chunks of that. Meaning I have like no life. Thank you, Cleolinda! I love you! *in the Ballet dorms* B: And in the book, he has a hole where his nose out to be, and he's like a cadaver all over! Ballet rat: But what about in the movie?! B: In the movie....he has a horrible...third degree.... SUNBURN! Ballet rats: AHHH!!!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:01 pm
I love that one.
Christine: What the crap is this musical monkey box? And I'm in a-- swan bed? Whatever. So let's see... I remember... a lot of candles...
A lot of candles: *flicker*
Christine: A horse...
Horse: Neigh, baby.
Christine: And a big lake, and a boat, and some guy...
Erik: *composing at the organ* Mornin'.
[She goes over to the Phantom and touches his face, and he seems to dig it.]
Christine: So, I'm gonna take your mask off.
Erik: Okay.
Christine: Peeling it off as we speak.
Erik: Ten four.
Christine: It's totally coming off.
Erik: Sure, have a party.
The mask: *comes off*
Erik: OMG YOU {censored dialogue} HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE!!!
Christine: But-- you said--
Erik: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE MY BATCAVE NOW THAT YOU'VE SEEN MY ACCURSED RADIATION BURNS!!!
Christine: But I-- it's just-- it's not even that much of your face!
Erik: *fumes*
Christine: *cries*
Erik: Oh well. I guess it's time to take you back now.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:11 pm
you got that off some funny avatars huh? Lol! that's cool!
Scene: The Cemetery
I am your Angel of Music…
Hoof beats as Raoul approaches on horseback, yelling as he leaps off: “Christine! No! WA—yeouch!”
Christine: “Raoul!”
Raoul: “Sorry, leg cramp.”
rofl
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:43 pm
Christine. heart
I love singing her parts.
&& Erik, of course!
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:17 pm
haleybob you got that off some funny avatars huh? Lol! that's cool! Scene: The Cemetery I am your Angel of Music…Hoof beats as Raoul approaches on horseback, yelling as he leaps off: “Christine! No! WA—yeouch!” Christine: “Raoul!” Raoul: “Sorry, leg cramp.” rofl Voice from the Daae Tomb: Christine, come to me! Christine: Daddy, is that you? Voice from the Daae Tomb: Sure, if that's your kink. [Raoul rides up, leaps off his white charger, and tosses his hair urgently.] Raoul: Christine! That's not your dad! That's just the Phantom! Voice from the Daae Tomb: NO IT'S NOT! I'M TOTALLY HER DAD! DADDY LOVES YOU, CHRISTINE!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:51 am
That was so hilarious! rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:18 pm
lol, i remember that one!
The gate to the lair is supossed to go up, but it doesn't and the gondola crashes into it.*
Christine : OMG, were sinking! Save us!
Raoul : I'll save you *trips and falls face first into the water*Help me im drowning!
Erik : Um Raoul... the water is only knee-deep.
Raoul : *stands up* Oh, um okay. Here Christine, let me help you.
Christine: *who has been picked up by Erik and is brought to dry land* Sorry Ral, you're all wet, I would ruin my dress. Besides. Erik already saved me.
Raoul : But, I wanted to save you *cries*
Camera man : This blooper reel will be really big!
Joel : Why me?*bangs head on wall*
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