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Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:03 am
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In the swirling mists of a crystal ball, two malevolent figures watched the breakfast scene.
"This is not good," The man muttered. "This is not good at all. If they seal off the Forbidden Tome section, our entire plan will be ruined."
"Pffft. That old hack, Merlin?!" The cackling witch replied. "He can barely cast a tying-your-shoes hex!"
The man tented his fingers. "This means we will have to speed up our timetable. Our plan of getting multiple....builders here may be compromised. We may just have to make do with the gremlin."
The witch cast a doubting eye at him.
"Are you sure a gremlin is the beast idea in the first place? I mean, I know, he has that robot..."
"AUTOMATON, my dear. That gremlin built an entire moving automaton! I've seen it in his garage. With that kind of construction genius working for us, the plan is ensured victory!"
The witch grumbled. "But still....gremlins...there's a reputation there."
"My lady, you yourself have a bit of a reputation, don't you? And yet, you and I work together just fine."
"I suppose you're right."
"Of course I'm right." He replied. "Now, we will just have to enact the first part of our plan....today."
His eyes glaring sinisterly, the two of them huddled back over the crystal ball to continue watching.
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:02 pm
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It was still mid-morning when Draconia turned the sign on the shoppe and opened the doors. A few different monsters Draconia recognized from school milled in, book lists in hand. She helped an elderly vampire lady find the cooking section, and then sat down near the register hoping to devour the newest Fangio groanmance novel.
*ding! ding!*
The bell above the door jingled. Draconia sighed. She hadn't even gotten through the intro to the forward to the dedication. She looked up and saw a rather stooped gentleman hobble in on a skull-topped cane.
His peachy skin and slightly clammy demeanor informed her that he was a normie, but surprisingly, the orange-hued old woman who hobbled in after him struck Draconia as probably a witch. They both seemed to be utterly ancient, with long...almost wig-like white hair, thick cokebottle glasses, and on the gentleman, a very long, white curly beard.
Goodness, Draconia thought. They look like they're both about to keel over dead right on the floor! A bit concerned for them, as well as how it would look for the store if people were dying to get inside, she left her place at the register to greet them.
"Hello, and welcome to the Looking Glass! Is there anything I can help you with?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:06 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:09 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:28 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:36 pm
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As Draconia walked away, the 'old' man grabbed the 'old' witch by the arm and yanked her near.
"What are you doing?!" Bartleby Farnum muttered at her. "The plan was for us to come in, you to fake a fainting spell, and for me to go grab Mezmer's autobiography while she tended to you! You're ruining the plan!"
"Hssssss!" Hagetha Mistie gnashed her teeth at him behind her magically-induced disguise. "Look at how the store is laid out! If I fainted, she'd head to the back for the sink, or the last aid kit. And those are right next to the Forbidden Tome section!"
"Yes, but..." But there was no more time to argue, as Draconia was coming back with the ladder. Relying on his sterling improvisational skills, Bartleby turned his leaning into Hagetha into a big, steamy embrace....much to her disgust!
"MMMwah! Oh, sorry about that rather public display of affection, young whippersnapper. Sometimes you just have to let a lady know how much you appreciate-OW!" Farnum jumped up and down as Hagetha's heel dug hard into the top of his foot. "And...ow...sometimes...eee....it just makes you....eugh...want to dance...."
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:45 pm
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"Now!" Hagetha hissed at Bartleby. He didn't hesitate, taking off at an amazing sprint for a man who looked to be over a hundred years old. He dashed over to the cooking section, jogged through the groanmance novels, and hopped through the children's books. Finally, he saw his destination...dark and foreboding, between two long-unlit candelabras....the Forbidden Tome section. "Yes, yes, yes...." He grinned, stalking towards his goal.
Meanwhile, back near the front of the store, Hagetha Mistie cheered on Draconia as she climbed up the ladder, swaying gently left and right as she ascended.
"That's right, dearie....you're nearly there....take your time, no need to rush....oops, looks like that rung's a bit missing, isn't it?...."
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:04 pm
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