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 Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:38 pm
(XD I should just put the band members name somewhere... typing their instrument is just annoying) ❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Mystery Girl X ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤
"Dudes. Don't freak out, but I think we just landed into a universe made out of meat." The brains of the band Mary (the drummer) said. "Are you serious?! Does that mean..." Mark (the guitarist) started, eyes lit up. "The machine worked?!" Mackenzie suddenly said.
Meanwhile at the Sex Bullet Mansion, there was a cardboard box that a refrigerator came in with bottoms and a screen drawn on with a sharpie that read parallel universe transporter.
"No I think we just landed on some dude." Mary said in a pout. The other two just groaned in disappointment. Though knowing this none of them put in any effort to get off him. They were far too busy being comfortable. Maybe they should shoot this guy and make him into a chair! He was just cozy.
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Mystery Girl X walked towards the three band members and Dante, and reached into her sleeves. She took out chili powder from her sleeve! And poured it all over all three of the band member's faces (and Dante's unintentionally) She then skipped happily to the panda (ignoring the Sex Bullet's cries in pain from it getting in their eyes) and reached down, petting the panda's head happily.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:47 pm
Bela eyed Gaston with disbelief, Really, your panda? Are you serious? she thought, her clear blue eyes perplexed. But, he was the mayor. Just as she was about to take what was offered, she saw him talk to the girl, then a mixture of emotions, but ultimately, sent her away. Now this guy was her style! "Whatever rocks your boat. I was even called Frank, one time!" she laughed, quite fond of the memory. She took the form, handing it to Gladice, to do with it what she will. Whatever. "I'll be rooting for," she eyed the paper she gave Gladice, "Florence!" she smiled dazzlingly, but this one was a little different, there was a hidden malice in her eyes. She could be this man's arm candy, she's been with worse, anyway, right?
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:48 pm
"Im not some dude.." Dante said with a blush as he turned his head the best he could to look at well one of them. That happened to be Mackenzie. "U-um..." Dante blushed. "Not that i entirely mind.. but could you three get off on me?- I mean off of me!" Dante tried to cover his freudian slip and blushed even deeper as he hid his face in his hands.
"Oh stupid stupid." Dante scolded himself as he swallowed hard and shut his eyes. He felt all warm, this blush was spread from head to toe. Of course he doubted it helped the other males when Dante himself felt soft as could be. He showered in skin softening body washes, used a loofah and today the scent he choose to wear was apple cinnamon body spray. Which now seemed like a horrible choice. Oh they'd laugh at him, say he smelled like a girl and all that.
When the chili powder came Dante sneezed. "What the heck is that?!" Dante groaned not opening his eyes. He heard the others screams of pain. And he could smell the spice. "Chili powder? Acho!" Dante said as he stayed where he was.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:03 pm
At first, the old woman just wanted to slam her head on the desk numerous time. Was that foolish mayor really entering his panda in the festival? As if a Panda could cook! But then... she stoped, listening to Gaston's explanation. she had to admit that, the panda was probably a better cook than the Sex Bullets. "Fine... Florence it is... IF he follows all the rules about the countest. Talking about the rules.. .it's about time to reveal the theme..." grabed the microphone that was linked on the table and tapped on it twice to get everyone's attention. "To everyone attending the festival. All contestant should now head toward their respective station. This is the final warning to those wishing to enter. The inscription will close in five minutes. Thanks you all"
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:46 pm
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Mystery Girl X ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤
Mystery Girl X, hearing that they had to get to their station, quickly ran off to go find her own station. Enough petting cute pandas! It was time to cook! The young girl ran very quickly, reaching her station. MGX ran quickly enough that she was a bit out of breath, but it's not like she would mind; she would finally get to cook for people! The mysterious girl in japanese clothing looked very excited and happy. She had a very light blush, as if she was embarrassed to even be in the contest right now.
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The Sex Bullets rolled off of Dante, in pain. When they heard that they had to get to their station, they quickly got up, eyes still burning. The three looked down at Dante and said in the same time. "We would continue to gang you, but we must go." "We must unite our abilities to win this contest." "To show this city that we're more than just druggy millionaire rockstars." The three then united their fists! And quickly ran off to get to their station.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:00 am
Florence had been still, watching these funny, funny people in amusement. He had gotten a bad feeling moments ago from the three, but then that fourth one came and they all started to.. roll around! How funny! The bear gave another bleat and stayed put to watch them, not even moving when some odd girl had.. climbed over the pile, causing a slew of screams to reach his sensitive ears, and went to pet him. Ah. She smelled funny.. and looked weird, but she was a she and he liked she's. He had scooted closer and rubbed his head into her hand unintentionally, sniffing at her to try to memorize that scent, before she, too, ran off. He made a surprised sound and turned his head, cocking it off to the side to watch her prance away. Alone.. Even that group had left! The bear slumped for a moment before noticing that someone was still there. A someone with a very nice smell. He got to his legs and plodded over to the person smelling of apples and cinnamon. After a little bit of investigation, he took note that.. This was a male! A nice smelling male, like that one from before, but still a male.. From the panda's own experience, only female's had funny, nice scents like that – it was weird to find a male that acted the same.. The bear climbed onto the man's stomach and sat down there, watching his legs from above in curiosity. His leash was still dragging behind him and now sat on top of the man's face, though how well Dante could move with a 250 pound panda ontop of his stomach was questionable..
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Gaston's eyes lit up as he saw how cheerful she was being. My! Now, he of course was aware that several women and men would like him solely for his riches, but he wasn't the sort to care about that. He had always been rich and, as such, it was a part of who he was – if someone liked his money, then they liked him! Simple as that. Not to mention she also didn't complain about that name. It was an odd thing to expect – really, Gaston was far better than any parent when it came to naming things and anyone should be proud that he had set to correct a lifelong wrong such as a name – but, for some unusual reason, several people were in fact offended by it! Stunning, wasn't it? Jessica wasn't like that, however! She seemed to love the name as much as he did! Good sign, good sign! “I'm certain Florence will be happy to hear that.” He said with a wide grin towards her before he noticed that said panda.. wasn't here! And Gladice was already starting the competition! Where could the creature be?!
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Conor and Herman both stood side by side at the table where the forms were to be filled out, working their way through useless question after useless question. Herman, for one, had no idea what foods Winifred was allergic to or if she had all her shots and neither did Conor, though he could probably guess that both he and Keith hadn't. The teens didn't exactly go to their monthly check up.. Unless the guy was asking about shots.. In which case, yes, they had had all of their shots and more. In fact, he would be having shot at this very moment if they could find a damned dealer in this town. He took in a breath and rushed through the rest, just checking yes or no at random and jotting down the classic 'N/A' when he had to write. Once he was done, Leroy was the good, catholic girl who would blow up with a peanut, while Joshua.. well, Conor had paid attention during that one. Herman, on the other hand, was still working his slow way through it as the teen left to go join Keith.. wherever he was.
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The hairdresser could only pout as he was told 'no'. “But, Ellie, Rune would be so cute with curls! I could give her ringlets for you to see, you know, and I know you'll just fall in love, like, RIGHT THERE. It'll be like magic! Trust me, I've seen so many mothers who sit there and go, 'Nooo' when it comes to me playing with their daughter's hair – you women are, like, so protective of those tresses – but every girl secretly dreams for curls! It's hardwired into your pretty little heads!” He said confidently, waving his arms about as he spoke and even tapping Ellie gently on the forehead as he said that last bit. It was true! So many women just didn't understand how a little kid should have beautiful hair like them too! Plus, little Rune was like a doll! He just wanted to dress her up and paint her up and hold her and hug her and play with her and feed her and sleep next to her and then dress her up again.. Oooh, tea parties! He could imagine having tea parties with her! He let out an excited giggle as his attention was taken from hair to babysitting, something that he loved to pester Ellie about. He opened his mouth and was just about to get on his knees to plead with her when he heard Gladice over the loudspeaker. Oh? The competition! Right, right! He leaned forward and gave Ellie a quick peck on her cheek,
“Byegottarunseeyoulatertoodles!” He squealed out in one quick breath, moving down to snuggle Rune before dashing off to find - “Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kiiiim!” He called hurriedly as soon as he spotted the blacksmith, a mixture of panic and joy in his tone. He gripped onto the man's arm and proceeded to drag him away from whoever he was talking to. Or try to. “We've gotta go quick or they'll take all the good tables! Are you ready? Duh, of course you are! Come on! Oh, did you see Rune? She's cute today, but Ellie won't let me perm her hair, which would be sooo cute, but she won't listen! I swear, no one appreciates ringlets these days!” He informed him while continuing in his attempts to get the man to follow him. Of course, he should be greeting his totally forever boyfriend with a hug and kiss, like usual, but they were in a hurry! He wasn't sure about contests like this, but he knew that being first was important in any competition! Or seating arrangement! Or everything, really.
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It took five more minutes, but Herman had finished with his guesswork and handed the forms for him and Winifred over to the old lady with a microphone. Now, back to his school counselor! The man turned on his heel and made his hurried way back to Winnie, eager to see a pair of beautiful blue eyes and that nice, though concealed, chest of hers, not the sagging breasts of an old ha- woman. Right, Gladice was town representative. He wasn't going to insult the woman, even inside his head. He paused behind the table that Winnie had saved for them and smiled at the redhead, “Sorry – those forms were a bit.. longer than I thought.” He chuckled as he explained and took a look at the tools they were granted on the table, curiosity in his eyes. Just basic utensils, but more than half of these things he had never used before.. It was more of a microwave and fry the occasional egg when it came to him. Cooking took way too long and was such a hassle.. more of a woman's joy, he supposed.
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Romane raised an eyebrow as he spoke.. and spoke.. And continued to speak. But, far from annoying her, it was pleasing. This way, she was completely certain on what he was intending to say and there wasn't any confusion with slang or disturbing crudities. Straightforward, simple – as though reading a form or a book of law. In short, she needed help and he probably could tell her colleagues were too dimwitted to get there in time should she require extra force. However much she disliked it, she was still female and had an automatic disadvantage against a male, should that be the suspect's gender. The monk was lugging around that device with apparent ease, she had to assume he was well-built for his age.. But, that was exactly what deterred her. She frowned. ..Though, her job was to secure that the civilians were safe from suspicious people such as this, if the male offered to stay in sight, then.. That was an offer she shouldn't refuse – it would benefit her in several more ways to accept. Inwardly sighing, she gave a nod, “You are correct. You may aid me- however.” She paused as something occurred to her. How did he know she was looking for someone? She could be on patrol for all he knew! Plus, the letter was underneath the box that he had.. “Explain to me how it is that you know I am looking for a suspect. I would also like a reason for your having paper fans in your possession.”
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:26 am
❤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Mystery Girl X ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❤
"Body language." Cid responded, again looking a bit confused. "You look at people as if they were up to something normally, but this time you seem more intense with it..." He said this like he normally would, but the whole fan thing... "Um, I saw a box filled with paper fans, I was looking around for one to give to someone as a gift. But then children showed up and I ended up standing there handing them out while looking for one." Then when she came around, he put it down.
He placed his empty hand in the black pouch of his belt. "Don't shoot me, I'm reaching for something." He said, cautiously, then took out a fan. This one he handed it Romane. "Erm, they were free... but I thought this one would fit you best..." He said this seemingly blushing. Hard to tell with his face covered up so well. "It's a kind of apologize gift for the trouble caused in the flower shop; even if nothing happened it probably took time off your busy day that could have been better spent."
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:00 am
She frowned as he told her not to shoot – Why was he being cautious around her?! He wasn't the one who should be cautious, she was! She placed her gun back into it's holster and crossed her arms, not taking the fan and simply looking at it from where she stood. She would have just shoved it into her holster and moved on, for she was in a hurry and still had to find the suspect and a panda, but.. His words distracted her yet again as red flags flared up with the sight of the fan? “'Kind of'. How is it 'kind of' an apology gift?” She repeated and asked, though she wasn't harsh when she spoke. More inquisitive - a present? She hadn't really.. recieved many of those, in apology or otherwise. How was she supposed to react? But, perhaps she was incorrect.. If it was only 'kind of' a gift, then did that mean there was a catch? It was only a paper fan, what else could she be expect to do for it? Money, exchange, or something else? He seemed nervous, eager to get rid of it - was it defective?
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:45 am
"Ooof." Dante had the wind knocked out of him again when the Panda sat on him. He wanted to say something to the band but couldnt due to 250pounds of fluff sitting on him. Wait! The Panda was on him! Dante wiped his face and eyes free from the chili powder.. most of it was in his hair anyways, and opened his eyes. yes! It was! Dante squealed.. literally and hugged the giant fluff ball.
"Your so adorable, and pretty and cute and soft!" Dante squealed again as he burried his face into the fur of the Panda and pet it softly. He was always enthusiastic but gentle with soft things. He just loved them so much!
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"Theyre getting started... " Vlad said gently as he found Dante.. beneath a Panda. Vlad grabbed the things leash and tried tugging it off of Dante.... that didnt work. He then tried pushing the Panda off.. that didnt work.
"Stay here ill get help." Vlad sighed and went up to the judges table.
"I hate to intrude.." Vlad said with a charming smile to any judge that was free. "But it seems a Panda is crushing my brother. And while i dont think he minds, if he plans to cook someone will have to move said Panda." Vlad smiled as he pointed over to Dante and the Panda atop his twin.
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Hans and Una were at their station ready and waiting and looking around at the other contestants.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:28 am
”Uh? Table?” Questioned Yoakim , while walking in the direction that Kade was pulling him too. Oh, surely he meant on the various table where people would eat. Strange, he thought that at first they would have just stayed in the town square looking at people cooking before eating. Oh well, whatever the hairdresser wanted, as long as Yoakim was able to eat food. A lot of food. Food that were going to be prepared…here? ”Kade, we shouldn’t be here. Someone must have reserved that station already. This is for contestant, not….” He stopped his speech while the reality of the things hit him in the face, like if someone had thrown a brick and had hitter him on the forehead. ”We are contestant aren’t we? His first reflex was grabbing the frying pan that was next to him and slammed it on Kade’s head, but then he realized that with that many people around them, it would probably be considered assault or something. Instead, he simply gave a mean look at Kade, saying that the boy would owe him later.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:54 pm
 
Gaston frowned at the much.. taller.. man that came up to them. Well, he was legal (not that that mattered) and certainly pretty, but he already had his eyes on Jessica over there. So, it was with a raised eyebrow and nose in the air (partly due to the difference in height) that he listened to him. Panda? “Oh, Florence!” He said brightly, though not because of what Vlad said. His great, big, expensive panda bear had come lumbering over to them to give Vlad a great big hug! ..Or, rather, it looked like a hug. The animal was really just shoving the man over to prove his dominance, giving a loud snap of his jaws at the other's face to further emphasize that. Try to act like he was bigger! Really! The creature climbed back over to Gaston with a proud gait, who knelt to stroke his pet's head. “Good show, Florence! Friendly with the commoners – that's a wonderful quality!” He praised happily as he straightened himself back up and took hold of Florence's leash. “Now, let us go start the competition! Florence, come.” With that, he strolled himself and the bear over to one of the tables. He tied the leash tightly to the table he chose and left the panda there, confused and bored.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:06 pm
Dante went into a coughing fit, Dear God! That animal was heavy! He got up after a bit, once he had regained himself. It had been so fluffy and cute, he couldnt blame the big Panada for crushing him. Hopefully he could see it again sometime. Dante thought to himself as he got up and walked back to his cooking area.
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"Floren-" Vlad was stopped mid sentence, he let out a yelp as he was hugged and taken down by the Panda that had been pinning Dante down. When it snapped in his face Vlad froze. He didnt know what to do! Teeth and claws and that thing had taken him down easily! He couldnt have fought it if he wanted to. Vlads eyes fogged over or attempted to but the cuteness of the creature and the anger he had just seen from the thing conflicted.
When the thing ran off to its master Vlad scrammbled back to his feet and backed away from the beast as it walked off. He was nearing a panick attack by the time he reached Dante. Breathing heavy and shaking slightly. That thing could have eaten him!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:25 pm
    __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ - Eleanor Vatonage, Blaire Vatonage, Rune Vatonage, & Hayden Rusacanth - __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Thank you Gladice! Really. She didn't care how many times Kade told her Rune would look FABULOUS, which he did more than he should, with one of his plans. Rune was not getting anything done with her hair. Period. Ellie wasn't a huge fan of dye jobs, she didn't mind it on others, but she wasn't crazy for them either. Besides, it's a two year old. Oh well. The young mother saw her friends off and continued to walk a bit with her daughter in her arms. It looked like this year the girls wouldn't be cooking... Oh but Kade and Yoakim where?Huh. Blaire could've sworn she heard her name... Hm, that sucked, she was using glasses, would she need special equipment for her ears too? Nah. With a slight shrug, the girl kept wandering about, her attention shifting from the panda, adorable, to looking around for someone to talk to.Oh perfect! It was starting. Hayden wanted food, and his stomach growled once more demanding it. "Food..."
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:57 pm
 
Well, it was time! Gladice stood up bringing the microphone with her, and walked to the big table in the middle of the square were all the ingredients where. ”Welcome everybody to the 126th edition of the cooking festival of Nirvani!... Or the first one of… Dear lord, I hate to say it… To the First ever cooking contest of … Sonata…Town… “ She took a moment to shiver. She really hated that name for the town, especially since it was Gaston’s last name. What a narcissistic p***k! Why couldn’t he kept the old name of Seafoam? That was such a cute little name for a town! She shoke her head in disbelief and resumed her speech. ”For those who do not know the rules, there will be three different rounds: appetizer, entrée and dessert. Each dish will be judge on technique, presentation and, of course, it’s taste. Of course, you will have to respect the theme for all your dish! This year’s theme, fitting the island context is…” On that, she grabed the clothes that was covering the table and removed it in one swift movement, uncovering all the ingredients that the contestant would be allowed to used. About every different popular vegetable were there, albeit in small quantity. There was three huge bowls, each one containing rice, lentil or couscous. A bit further were different kind of pasta, all sorted in their own categories. As for fruits… well, the choice was rather limited. There were only limes, lemon, oranges and olives. Next to it, were various baguette of bread. Finish the circle around the table, were various small bowls containing every kind of spice someone would want. In the middle of the table, sitting in a huge ice box to keep it fresh was the one ingredient overshadowing all the rest. ”Seafood!” Announced Gladice. ”You may beggin!” finished the old woman before returning to the judge table.
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