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Oh yeah xd It just looks dramatic like that. That's when I was hmm... well this year actually so that puts me at 17.

HAHAHA NOIR IS A OLDY BUTT!

Where was mudkpz made, AN OLD EPISODE OF POKEMON?

Acually no. Its too hard to explain so I'm going to copypasta from encyclopediadramatica

"One day on Halloween, I decided to ******** with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"O RLY? So, would you ever ******** a Mudkips, that is.." (I step away from the mic to breathe in) "OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ******** it and baying this real ******** up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the s**t out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

By the way, you MUST ALWAYS EVOLVE IT INTO A MUDKIP! YES

Also, here's a question to ponder: How much mud could a Mudkip kip if a Mudkip could kip mud?

You don’t have time to ponder such questions, as Link has just grabbed a Smash Ball. "

Edit: It all happened except for the belair part.

Is that mudkip story on the new or some news page?

Were you not here when Noir was on epic exchange mode, Come to think of it, I didn't know noir whne I first join sense he was not active, i remember when he came back, Someone said put on your formal cloths, So I put a peasent outfit on and got chewed out for it, The like 4 other people were wearing peasent cloths the next day. -.-

Lol I'm gunna leave for college, once I set up there and stabilize my new life I'll come back probably, just without all the fancy items. 3nodding

And also because I like to throw up legitimate excuses as to why I'm not posting I'm in the middle of the written portion of an Ap statistics test.

How long will it take to stabalize your new life? D:

Noir you will have a place in my heart forever <3 4laugh