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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:06 pm


Jaden_Ordo
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Uh... hello? I win this automatically. Duh. Hmm, let me refresh your memory...

I WAS HIT BY A CAR HEAD-ON.


I also got hit by a car, as well. @_@
Ouch, I'm sorry. But I feel for you! Ha! get it? ... anyway. Wait, were you in a car or did you get hit like I did? Car on flesh?

Celestia can vouch, it doesn't feel great.


Yes.

On bike. Thankfully, not much happened to me, but my bike got totalled. x.x
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:09 pm


My cousin rode headfirst into a wall on her bike, going down a hill, she hit the curb and flew off , straight into the stone wall. What was yellow was stained red.

She hasnt been quite the same sense....

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:14 pm


If were' going to people besides ourselves, my dad fell off an oil derreck.
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:17 pm


Kicked in the crotch by a horse.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:18 pm


Ouch. How far did ya fly?
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:23 pm


I was cleaning out its forefeet and getting the sumbitch to pick up its foot.
The second it did it struck me in the crotch.
No lasting damage but it ******** hurt like all of hell.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:37 pm


My horsie's well-behaved and doesn't fidget when I tend to him. He actually likes bath time and stuff.

Now if I can just get him to stop flaunting himself around the cows after I brush him...

Nothing like a horse with an ego.
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:54 pm


Cale Darksun
Kicked in the crotch by a horse.

eek

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:55 pm


Luke Taurine
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Kicked in the crotch by a horse.

eek
I have something I could add....but deciding not too. rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:56 pm


Ride a horse, save a cowboy.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:05 pm


Nelowulf
Ride a horse, save a cowboy.

I like that song by Big & Rich.
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:06 pm


Staff Sgt. Max ******** Fightmaster

* sprouts chest hair *

Holy s**t, they were right about that... eek

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:07 pm


Darkened Angel
Staff Sgt. Max ******** Fightmaster

* sprouts chest hair *

Holy s**t, they were right about that... eek

Want me to get the hot wax?
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:09 pm


@ luke: reread the line, and you'll realize its not a song.

@ DA: Good thing you bunk with cale.

@ Cale: Good luck.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:16 pm


Nelowulf
@ luke: reread the line, and you'll realize its not a song.

xd lol. My mistake. Was thinking of that song save a horse ride a cowboy.
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