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 Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:56 pm
Jesus is already a zombie by definition, so the Z is redundant. The real question is WWRJDFTW?
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:54 pm
No. Jesus is not a zombie. I shall now take a few moments to explain.
"For The Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the archangel's call, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first; then we who are alive, who are left, shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet The Lord in the air." (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 RSV)1. Jesus will come back to life
2. Jesus will fly around"And with bright yellow aura will he fall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great strength." (Matthew 24:29-31 RSV)1. Jesus will have a bright yellow aura around him
2. Jesus will be ripped and powerful "Then TheLord will go forth and fight against those nations as when He fights on a day of battle." (Zechariah 14:3-5) 1. Jesus will love to fight."On that day the Mount of Olives shall be split in two from east to west by a very wide valley; so that one half of the Mount shall withdraw northward, and the other half southward; and you shall flee as you fled from the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah." (Zechariah 14:3-5)1. Jesus will create widespread panic through geographical disasters and earthquakes.In conclusion: Jesus will come, fly around with a yellow aura around him, fight all the time, and in doing so creating giant holes in the terrain with his super powers.
I can only think of one thing that fits this description: Yes, I was shocked at first too. No one could have known that Jesus was returning as a saiyan. I sure didn't, but it makes sense. Who else could regulate the earth with justice while still being ruthless and powerful enough to fire giant balls of energy at those who pissed him off? Amazing, isn't it?
Plus, the name Jesus has the letters "S," "S," and "J" in it. That cannot be a coincidence. It is certain now. Super Saiyan Jesus is coming and he's pissed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:15 am
I like that theory! blaugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:29 pm
Acuzio Bladester Removed because I don't want this kind of thing in here. - Nana @#$% both sides. I'mma stick wheels on the BC and flatten both of them.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:32 pm
You know you want to wear a robe and be all cool like me..
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:13 pm
Acuzio Bladester You know you want to wear a robe and be all cool like me.. You know you want to have a neural link to a pair of floating arms and a plasma cannon like me...
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:16 am
H1N1 Vaccine = T Virus? Discuss.
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:20 pm
Twilight Justice Acuzio Bladester You know you want to wear a robe and be all cool like me.. You know you want to have a neural link to a pair of floating arms and a plasma cannon like me... Nah, I'd actually prefer the black undersuit from nano-c I think @Krono: Nah, the vaccine is actually solanum. /discuss
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:37 am
wow, got more kids here on Hallowe'en than in the past 5 years put together, and this is with an H1N1 scare...
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:42 pm
Actually he's USSJ3.
The 3 was accidentally made into an E.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:32 pm
Old Man KB Actually he's USSJ3. The 3 was accidentally made into an E. It all makes sense now! And Nana, we only got 28 kids this year. Very odd.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:53 pm
We had zero, though me sitting outside that night looking like some kinda psycho war vet probably explains it all.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:18 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:04 am
I scared the children away from my house so I could eat the candy for mahself! ninja mrgreen sweatdrop
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