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 Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:53 am
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - TROGDOR! says (11:46 AM):
Small 1.5oz. Cheez-It bags make the snack a popular selection in vending machines. <--Goddamn. How? The s**t is so disgusting they have to make a PARTY MIX SO PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY EAT THEIR PRODUCT.
Sean says (11:48 AM):
XD
Sean says (11:48 AM):
i like cheezits once in a blue moon
Sean says (11:48 AM):
theyre unique
Sean says (11:48 AM):
they remind me of sunday school
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - TROGDOR! says (11:48 AM):
Stop right there.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:34 am
Some good lines from David Weber's book, Wind Rider's Oath (it's volume three of a series). The second tidbit seems esspecially fitting for Beyond Rebirth... lol
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Thunder rumbled overhead like a distant battering ram, pounding at the hasp of heaven.
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"Was that your plan all along?" Kaeritha asked. "To sow dissension and hatred and distrust?"
"Well, that and to enjoy the pretty fires and all the lovely killing, of course," the false Voice agreed, pouting as she studied her polished fingernails.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:16 am
Bella says (9:12 AM):
Trying topost. Kat's grumpy and wanting my coke.
Bella says (9:12 AM):
XD
.:Menace Grimoire:. SHOO! says (9:12 AM):
>> You should hide it in a baggy in your sock drawer then.
Bella says (9:12 AM):
XDD
.:Menace Grimoire:. SHOO! says (9:13 AM):
And tell her to wait till highschool before bothering to try it.
Bella says (9:14 AM):
You're horrible.
.:Menace Grimoire:. SHOO! says (9:14 AM):
.:Menace Grimoire:. SHOO! says (9:14 AM):
I blame society.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:58 pm
Loke showed off his gigantic p***s again...
Choco Kitty! says (8:53 PM):
Damn! That thing was so big it froze my whole ******** computer! ><
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:55 am
To add onto this, not five seconds later we got this little beauty..
Rose Lankai - 17 More Days. says (8:54 PM):
I like the thought of you being in love with me. X3
.:]†[Painkiller Jer™]†[:. - ...And soon the world will cease to be. says (8:54 PM):
I like the thought of my p***s being capable of destroying hard drives.
Choco Kitty! says (8:53 PM):
BRAVO!
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:47 pm
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:41 PM):
Whoa
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:42 PM):
WTF is in his DP?!
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:42 PM):
Just saw it?
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:42 PM):
xDD
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:42 PM):
That is my sledgehammer.
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:42 PM):
That's what he beats me wiht. (=D~)
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:42 PM):
*With
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:42 PM):
Like it's a religion.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:42 PM):
That doesn’t look like a sledge h ammer O.O;;
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:42 PM):
..
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:42 PM):
Jer's a big boy.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:42 PM):
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:42 PM):
*Waits for it, sitting back and eating popcorn*
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:42 PM):
So like..
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:43 PM):
that’s not really..
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:43 PM):
is it...?
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:43 PM):
It is.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:43 PM):
You lie.
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:43 PM):
XD
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:43 PM):
I do not.
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:43 PM):
Almost 10inches.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:43 PM):
]<
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:44 PM):
Let me get a closer look
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:44 PM):
XDD
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:44 PM):
He needs to get it on the other side, so we can see the tattoo. XP
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:44 PM):
HOLY ******** Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:44 PM):
Lmao.
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:44 PM):
It slipped my mind.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:44 PM):
WHY is that your DP?!
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:44 PM):
-nosebleed-
Rose Lankai - 11 More Days. says (8:44 PM):
He likes showing it off.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:45 PM):
@.@
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:45 PM):
Because it's useful for getting people to squeal.
.:]†[Weird-a** Yankmydic™]†[:. - Am *****. Get in van. says (8:45 PM):
Like you just did, pretty much.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:46 PM):
There’s no way...that’s a real c**k.
Baby don't cry, you had my heart At least for the most part.. oo7 Bunny<< says (8:46 PM):
x.x
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:44 am
Hmm..
A little bored tonight.
Thought I'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting.
indeed
Paul McCartney is my subject.
I note according to reports he paid 49 MILLION dollars to Heather Mills for 5 years or marriage?
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which, let's be honest, probably didn't happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
Heather isn't exactly the best looking girl in the world.
then he's a ******** smile
Now I also note, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22-year-old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching, complaining, or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Seems renting makes far more sense.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:57 am
Some good quotes from Amber and Iron by Margret Weis, which I just finished. I was cracking up when I read the first one listed here xd --it appears that even "unstoppable armies of the damned" have their flaws from time to time.
"I have created the perfect solider," Chemosh fumed. "Impervious to pain. Ten times stronger than the strongest mortal. Unaffected by magic of any type. They can't be slain. They would kill their own mothers. There's just one problem." He drew in a seething breath. "They are all idiots!"
Mina remembered that she had once envisioned an army of dead men--corpses marching to battle. Like the Lord of Death, she had imagined this would be the perfect army. Like him, she now began to realize the very traits that could make a man weak were those that also made him a good soldier.
The death knight broke into a chill sweat, not an easy thing to do when one has no shivering flesh, palpitating heart, or clenching bowls.
You can't quit a god.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:51 pm
[00:45] * HKK (chatzilla@c-69-250-21-82.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #wooo
[00:45] * FBI sets mode: +v HKK
[00:45] <+MeanMark> jokeR_: ******** YOU ********] <+HKK> JOKER
[00:45] <+HKK> GOD DAMMIT
[00:45] <+jokeR_> ?
[00:45] <+HKK> You fat piece of s**t
[00:45] <+c***e> SHEIKIFY
[00:45] <+HKK> You go off
[00:45] <+HKK> And you start trolling
[00:45] <+HKK> the /wooo/
[00:45] <+jokeR_> yea
[00:45] <+HKK> We love the /wooo/
[00:45] <+HKK> ONLY THREE YEARS OLD
[00:45] <+HKK> HOW CAN YOU
[00:46] <+HKK> TROLL
[00:46] <+HKK> THE /WOOO/
[00:46] <+HKK> THE BABY BOARD
[00:46] <+HKK> YOU SICK SON OF A b***h
[00:46] <+c***e> This pleases me.
[00:46] <+TonyKrauser> ******** LOL.
[00:46] <+HKK> WORSE THAN THE BENOIT
[00:46] <+c***e> And suddenly my ulcers are gone.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:47 pm
Ever haunted, by the trappings of this life,
Sweet redemption, just in front of me... .:]†[Victor Delacroix™]†[:. - RAAAAAGE says (5:39 PM):
Loke doesn't mind the god part.
.:]†[Victor Delacroix™]†[:. - RAAAAAGE says (5:39 PM):
He's met a few.
Rose Lankai says (5:39 PM):
I'll leave her as a Chosen of Ra though, that wasn't something she agreed to. She was forced into that. XD
.:]†[Victor Delacroix™]†[:. - RAAAAAGE says (5:39 PM):
Even ******** one.
Rose Lankai says (5:39 PM):
XD
.:]†[Victor Delacroix™]†[:. - RAAAAAGE says (5:39 PM):
Their believers are ******** rage-worthy though.
Rose Lankai says (5:39 PM):
Always have to mention that.
.:]†[Victor Delacroix™]†[:. - RAAAAAGE says (5:40 PM):
GODDAMN RIGHT I DO. Well now, it seems once again that I've lost another,
One of the one's that have broke through the wall...
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 pm
My lunch hour was spent as growing normal, gossiping about one of the other co-workers. Janet was "drunk" the night before and about to go off to screw the newest guy in her life. He hung back to talk to the girl that was setting them up that convo goes as this...
"So is she fixed or do I need to cover?"
"She's fixed, but you better cover that thing up."
"What? Hell, do I need to go to the health dept in the morning?"
"I'unno about that, but you better cover it up."
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:08 pm
Ever haunted, by the trappings of this life,
Sweet redemption, just in front of me... .:]†[Painkiller Jer™]†[:. says (8:59 PM):
So according to my dream Loke's first child will be a boy. And he will be named Korvel. And he will be a rather skilled archer.
.:]†[Painkiller Jer™]†[:. says (8:59 PM):
SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD.
[Doctor-Patient] says (9:00 PM):
According to my dream Lokas' first child will be a gay fashion designer with a mohawk.
[Doctor-Patient] says (9:00 PM):
Note to self: Abort.
.:]†[Painkiller Jer™]†[:. says (9:00 PM):
XD
.: `[R]ed [Q]ueen` :. || DRAWING. Gtfo bishes. says (9:03 PM):
Luckily he has a stepchild so no need to reproduce.
.: `[R]ed [Q]ueen` :. || DRAWING. Gtfo bishes. says (9:03 PM):
:3
.:]†[Painkiller Jer™]†[:. says (9:03 PM):
Because DNA totally works that way.
[Doctor-Patient] says (9:03 PM):
Not like he can anyways.
[Doctor-Patient] says (9:03 PM):
._.
[Doctor-Patient] says (9:03 PM):
Reason Lokas really kills people: He can't get it up. Well now, it seems once again that I've lost another,
One of the one's that have broke through the wall...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:19 am
[8:07pm]Joins: Rhaegar (Rhaegar@83-70-105-146.b-ras1.chf.cork.eircom.net) «11 users »
[8:07pm] FBI sets mode: +v Rhaegar
[8:10pm] o_/
[8:10pm] Quits: Rhaegar (Rhaegar@83-70-105-146.b-ras1.chf.cork.eircom.net) (Ping timeout)
[8:10pm] RKO CLAIMS ANOTHER
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:05 pm
-Created a chat with Lokas and Loke.-
[-Reginald] says (7:49 PM):
By George Reginald, I do believe this is some sort of social gathering we are participating in.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:50 PM):
My word, I do believe you are right, sir! We absolutely must fetch the tea and crumpets.
[-Reginald] says (7:50 PM):
Oh my yes! I shall have to get the good tea leaves down and put on a pot of water.
Rose Lankai says (7:50 PM):
*Giggles and snugs Jer.*
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:50 PM):
Why don't you have a seat, my dear. Inform us of your adventures while we wait.
Rose Lankai says (7:51 PM):
It should scare me you knew of that book/movie.
[-Reginald] says (7:51 PM):
It shant take too long, I have recently invented a new product to increase the rate of boiling water! I call it a nuclear stove.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:52 PM):
My word, that sounds quite spectacular. Is that anything like this... "in-ter-net" I've heard so much about?
Rose Lankai says (7:52 PM):
<<;
[-Reginald] says (7:52 PM):
Do you mean the inner netting of our swimming trunks good sir?
Rose Lankai says (7:52 PM):
So while we drink the tea, we get radiation and turn into deformed things?
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:53 PM):
I'm not really sure. I believe it may be something else entirely. I remember hearing something about these new-fangled computers.
[-Reginald] says (7:53 PM):
Oh my, those overrated inventions. They turn people into bloody fops I hear!
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:54 PM):
Quite.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:54 PM):
How's that tea coming along, Reginald? I need something to sip after my one-word responses, sir.
Rose Lankai says (7:54 PM):
XD
[-Reginald] says (7:54 PM):
I do believe the water has grown a tumor. Oh dear.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:54 PM):
Oh dear.
[-Reginald] says (7:54 PM):
Oh well, back to the drawing board with that. JENKINS! Fetch me the rifle good sir, I do believe I'll need to put this rogue water down.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:55 PM):
Would not some sort of fire do the trick just as quick and efficiently?
[-Reginald] says (7:56 PM):
Fire! Good sir no! We are not barbarians rubbing sticks together in the wilderness to squander some meager meal! We are refined gentlemen, not monkeys flinging flaming excrement.
Rose Lankai says (7:57 PM):
XDDD
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (7:57 PM):
My word, I daresay that was a jive at young Andrew. Such a shame that boy isn't here to appreciate our well-placed jeering, eh, Reginald?
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:00 PM):
*Sips his tea quietly*
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:00 PM):
*Spit-takes*
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:00 PM):
REGINALD, MY GOOD BOY, I DO BELIEVE SOMEONE HAS URINATED IN MY BEVERAGE.
[-Reginald] says (8:00 PM):
WILSON!
[-Reginald] says (8:00 PM):
-Shakes fist-
[-Reginald] says (8:00 PM):
Dear me, He is going to have to pay for it this time.
[-Reginald] says (8:00 PM):
Shall we get the law involved?
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:01 PM):
No, no.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:01 PM):
Wilson, my lad, you're going to get quite the stern talking to after I finish this tea.
[-Reginald] says (8:02 PM):
By good sir! Wilson has urinated in that tea!
[-Reginald] says (8:02 PM):
But*
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:02 PM):
Tea is tea, Reginald. I'm afraid wasting any more of it would make me some silly Scotsman.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:02 PM):
And we all know about the Scots.
.:†:. [Reginald™] .:†:. - 5 days. says (8:02 PM):
*Chuckles quitely to himself*
[-Reginald] says (8:02 PM):
Oh, good show Reginald. Good show.
[-Reginald] says (8:02 PM):
-chuckles and sips his own tea-
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:25 pm
Norry .:{ I was young and stupid once}::. says:
That was the ONLY untainted childhood movie I had Left
Norry .:{ I was young and stupid once}::. says:
Thanks
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. If you were dead or still alive I don't care, I don't care And all the things you left behind I don't care, says:
your welcome
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