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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:47 pm
I read ANY sick puppy comment, as sick puppy = love, unless some vile wimmenz start being sick puppies or naughty foxies.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:50 pm
So no one wants to hear the story? >>;;
It also hints of what not to do too.
(And I just remembered that I didn't use a razor.) xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:52 pm
*wants 07's guide to razor shavage ~ unabridged version*
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:00 pm
Sick puppy tale: Shaving.
WARNING: This isn't an ordinary Sick puppy. This is abit more Sick and abit more puppyier.
Rated: 18+ and insane.
(TMI.)
But anyway...
[Sick puppy]
Was in the shower... And I decided to deal with some annoying body hair... Down there. So I look around for tools to use. I looked at the razor blades and I just shuddered so I decided to use a pair of scissors... So I started trimming... Everything was perfectly fine... Until it got to a part where everything was nice and smooth... But my testicles were still pretty furry. >>;; So I start snipping away until I feel a sharp pain... I cut my balls. A tiny cut which stung like a b***h and bled like a dripping tap. After 5 minutes of screaming in pain and being in panic. Everything was fine. The trimming did turn out to be slightly uneven but what can I say? It was a Sick puppy day.
[/Sick puppy]
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:03 pm
[#1 reason why I'm teh afraid to trim mah nasty medium length hair down there. *wants to be tidy* *doesn't want to cut anything or hurt that part of him*]
/tehcomfortno.07
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:10 pm
Ow indeed. xd
Though... Speaking of testicles...
My friend lost one (Had to be removed.) because he jumped off a swing and landed on a short metal fence thing. gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:16 pm
[I've said it before, but when I was little apparently one of my testicles (my left, I think) went.. "up" too far (is that even possible?) and had to be pushed back down, resulting in me having a lovely scar that is fun to talk about.. with nobody. crying
*wonders if it has any effect on it* >.>
*doesn't exactly want to ask him mum, "Hey, so what's up with my testicle?"* gonk ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:21 pm
gonk
Poor Kedian. *Pets.*
Though my other friend when he was a baby he was born with his guts outside so he has a massive scar going across his abdomen.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:31 pm
gonk *happy he only has a funky small white scar*
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:35 pm
I've got one on my left middle finger from where I slipped with my old pen knife. (Yay for it hitting the bone! gonk )
And one ... Down there... Because a girl went to kick me with her platforms... And by God did she kick me. scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:52 pm
Women that do that should be shot! It's like.. hitting old ladies with bricks or something.. it's just wrong and mean.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:53 pm
They do not know the massive pain it causes!
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:56 pm
*has only been kicked in the balls by his evil sister thankfully.. and only like three times*
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:06 pm
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