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 Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:09 am
2758~Why are dogs noses always wet? to give better kissies heart
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:10 am
2759~Can you cry under water? no youd drown
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:11 am
2760~Why do they put holes in crackers? make them look pretty
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:12 am
2761~Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?he smiles like a donkey
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:14 am
2762~If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? like a rainbow
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:15 am
2763~Do your eyes change color when you die?same color just gets all cloudy
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:15 am
2764~How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?probaly like 70
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:16 am
2765~Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? yes they do
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 am
2766~How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? he doesnt want to get pistol whipped heh
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:19 am
2767~If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?for looks
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:19 am
2768~Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? omg...lololol lol lol
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:21 am
2769~Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?yeah it should
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:22 am
2770~There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? nope. perfection
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:23 am
2771~What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? transparent lol
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:24 am
2772~If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? then they are sol twisted
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