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 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:00 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Jill: Hey, Wesker, where's Chris? *runs out the door* *sounds of dogs roaring could be heard, then sound of Jill screaming as she gets torn apart by the cerberuses* Wesker: *casually* That's a shame. Ya know, I wonder what kept him from letting Jill go back out? He was supposed to kill them anyway...
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:10 pm
He probably needed test data on the Hunters, and the Tyrant, and he figured, if everyone gets slaughtered by the Cerberus right away, then that'd be kinda impossible.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:04 pm
Biohazard EXTREME He probably needed test data on the Hunters, and the Tyrant, and he figured, if everyone gets slaughtered by the Cerberus right away, then that'd be kinda impossible. He might've made a bet with William over how they would die. *smirk*
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:05 am
Wesker: I ain't leavin' without you b***h!
Alexia: o.o
*Total Eminem rip off*
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:08 pm
*Jill see brad's brain blow out by Nemesis's Tentacle.*
Jill: "My, what thick strong tentacles your have. Mine if I try some of that?"
*She gets on her knees in front of Nemesis.*
And This was the begining of The Jill and Nemesis hentai lol
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:41 pm
*In Code Veronica, Chris finds that Wesker has grabbed Claire.*
Chris: Let her go, Wesker! You don't want her!
Wesker: Oh, actually, I do. *makes out with Claire*
Chris: eek scream
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:51 pm
I bet Claire would like it, too.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:08 pm
Of course she would. Claire's a bad girl. :XP:
Leon: Ashley, omg! Do you need help?!
Ashley: Actually, I'm quite capable, thanks. As a matter of fact, may I borrow your gun? *runs off and backflips, shoots, and kicks her way through a village of Ganados*
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:44 pm
No, no...
Ashley: As a matter of fact, may I borrow your gun? *grabs the gun from Leon and shoots him down*
Now THAT would be something I'd want to see.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:41 am
Biohazard EXTREME I bet Claire would like it, too. I think I wouldn't mind seeing that. Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S!!!! (Translation: Does this Bazooka make my butt look big?)
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:05 am
Alfred: Its all a lie! My grandfather was just the janitor at the first Umbrella Inc. headquarters! crying
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:43 am
The Deranged Hatter Alfred: Its all a lie! My grandfather was just the janitor at the first Umbrella Inc. headquarters! crying That one made me LAWL!!! rofl I'm still laughing!!! Barry: Blood! I hope this isn't Chris' blood! That son of a @#$%^ still owes me $50 from our last poker game!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:55 am
Barry kneels down and dabs his fingers in the blood, he then proceeds to taste it.
Barry: Eewww!!!
Jill: What is it?
Barry: Blood! It's stale!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:36 am
*Wesker encounters Alexia in Code Veronica.*
Wesker: Alexia! ... Would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me?
Alexia: Hell yeah! blaugh
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:26 pm
Rodriguez[chief of village in RE4]: I AM CHIEF BIG NUTS! scream
(That's I call him. o_O)
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