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 Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:06 am
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:29 pm
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:54 pm
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:11 am
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:28 pm
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:04 am
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:26 am
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:28 am
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:42 pm
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:59 am
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:18 pm
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:36 am
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:50 am
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:08 am
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:33 am
A plane took of from Florida to Texas, inside there was a Preacher, a Pilot, Micheal Jackson and 3 kids. As the crossed Alabama the plane started to experience engine trouble and soon the pilot said they would have to jump off. As they ran back for parachutes they saw there was only 3 on the plane. "Let the kids go and we will go down with the plane" the Preacher said."Screw the kids!!" screamed the pilot. "Is there enough time?" asked Micheal Jackson.
A farmer got a new rooster for his farm, as the new rooster was looking around the old rooster approached him. He said " Listen I know you are gonna want to fight me for the barnyard and that you will probly win since i'm so old, so how about we race for the barnyard instead?". Well the young rooster thought about it and said that he could do it after all he was an old rooster and he could beat him. So they lined up at the barn door and before they began the older rooster came up to the younger again and said "Listen I'm an old rooster so you have to give me a head start old 10 foot", "Alright we can do that" said the younger rooster after all he was old and he would still beat him. So they started running around the barnyard and the younger rooster was catching up on the older one when they neared the Farmers house then all of a sudden BOOM! the farmer stepped out off his porch and shoot the younger bird. "Damn it! Thats the 3rd queer rooster I shot this week!" He said.
haha these are my two favorite jokes rofl rofl
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