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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:11 am
Samson was to the Jews what Heracles was to the Greeks.
Exept Heracles never slaughtered legions of enemies with the Jawbone of an a**, compose riddles, or collapse an entire building on his hapless foes.
Sure Heracles fought monsters and gods, but he was a demi-god.
Samson was mortal and he was doing these feats of total asskickery.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:34 am
No, Zeus, that's for mortals. Just sit there and be happy you can zap people in the a** with lightning.
Zeus: But I wanna be an epic hero! gonk
NO!
Zeus: crying
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:01 am
Nobody around...
* bogarts the liquor *
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:42 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:24 am
I think that this is pretty cool.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:03 am
Cale Darksun Jaden_Ordo An army of halfling ninjas... Already did it. Ask Johnny and Ral. Yeah. We haven't run into those much lately.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:16 am
No one on? Well then time to go to bed. See you guys sometime after 5.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:52 am
See ya saturday then, man.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:09 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:13 am
In my next Pash post, the Jedi Shadow trainiees will be breaking cement blocks with their bare hands, shoving their fingers repeatedly into hot coals, and will shave themselves bald.
I am having way too much fun with the Jedi Shadows....
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:02 am
Missing nin Itachi I also want to make a character named Tabula Rasa, very quite, very intelligent, very strong in the light side of the force. Tabula Rasa... a clean slate? Isn't that a Sociology theory?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:13 am
Jaden_Ordo Missing nin Itachi I also want to make a character named Tabula Rasa, very quite, very intelligent, very strong in the light side of the force. Tabula Rasa... a clean slate? Isn't that a Sociology theory? and a Video Game.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:57 am
Cale Darksun Samson was to the Jews what Heracles was to the Greeks. Exept Heracles never slaughtered legions of enemies with the Jawbone of an a**, compose riddles, or collapse an entire building on his hapless foes. Sure Heracles fought monsters and gods, but he was a demi-god. Samson was mortal and he was doing these feats of total asskickery. Hells Yeah! Also DA: Song of Solomon. 'Nuff said.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:02 pm
Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Samson was to the Jews what Heracles was to the Greeks. Exept Heracles never slaughtered legions of enemies with the Jawbone of an a**, compose riddles, or collapse an entire building on his hapless foes. Sure Heracles fought monsters and gods, but he was a demi-god. Samson was mortal and he was doing these feats of total asskickery. Hells Yeah! Also DA: Song of Solomon. 'Nuff said. Samson vs Lu Bu: Samson grabs a stick and kills Red Hare, then rips Red Hare's jaw bone out of his still warm corpse and decapitates Lu Bu with it. Samson Wins: Equinetality
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:03 pm
Actually, samson's strength came from divine origin. Remember how he begs god to return his powers after his hair is cut? Just one last time to crumble the palace around him?
At least that's how its written for us.
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