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I set up the post for Pam's entrance to Helena's lair.

N. Croc rolled his eyes at Haur.

N. Question smirked "you're the only women I've met in my life time that I find 'visually pleasing'." He looked down at the jar as the petals opened up. "Satisfied?"

No, you don't need to.

Its in the Elseworlds, same place that 1880 is in.

N. Question wrapped his arms around Pam, deepening the kiss.

Here's my PERFECT ideals of Noir Pamela.

Picture One

Picture Two

Picture Three

The Perfect 'Pam' Smirk

I could seriously go on...

Last one... for color's sake. O smile

Nathan danced around the chatroom, singing his own version of Like a Boss.

Operative Rex, thank you for submitting to this interview today.

"No problem."

So you're Gotham's Protector, is that fair to say?

"Absolutely, I'm the Nightmare."

So take us through a day in the life of The Nightmare.

"Well the this first thing I do is...

Talk to The Government (like a Nightmare)
Approve strategies (like a Nightmare)
Lead a patrol route (like a Nightmare)
Remember Homework (like a Nightmare)
Police Meta-Humans (like a Nightmare)
My own Scholarship (like a Nightmare)
Manage Alter-Ego(like a Nightmare)
Promote Security (like a Nightmare)

Hit on Barbara (like a Nightmare)
Get rejected (like a Nightmare)
Swallow loneliness (like a Nightmare)
Send some dossiers (like a Nightmare)
Call a Co-ed (like a Nightmare)
Get laid thoroughly (like a Nightmare)
Sneak out her room (like a Nightmare)
Eat a burger (like a Nightmare)

Unprofessional (like a Nightmare)
No Passing Grade (like a Nightmare)
5th of vodka (like a Nightmare)
Cut Harper's Tires (like a Nightmare)
Fight Superman (like a Nightmare)
By myself (like a Nightmare)."

"Oh ******** man, I can't ******** do it, s**t!"

"p***y out (like a Nightmare)
Pass out on Lois' desk (like a Nightmare)
Jump off the roof (like a Nightmare)
Make out with d**k (like a Nightmare)
Gene Overdose (like a Nightmare)
Crash on a Car (like a Nightmare)
Grab Power Girl's tits (like a Nightmare)
Eat through a straw (like a Nightmare)

Chop my tail off (like a Nightmare)
Wake up in the sewer (like a Nightmare)
Meet a giant Croc (like a Nightmare)
Beat his brains out (like a Nightmare)
Turn into a Mutant (like a Nightmare)
Join the League (like a Nightmare)
Grab the 'Stars' (like a Nightmare)
Now I'm dead (like a Nightmare)"

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.

"No doubt."

You grab Wonder Woman's a** and die?

"Hell yeah."

And I think at one point there you said something about making out with d**k Grayson?

"Nope."

Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

"Nah, that ain't me."

OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.

"I'm the Nightmare."

Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.

"I'm the Nightmare."

Ya, ya, I got it.

"I'm the Nightmare."

I know, I heard you, bye!

(like a Nightmare)

cool

Condoms?

Condoms and Earmuffs/Earplugs?

Condoms and a small portable red solar lamp.

XD

I suggested it to get Connor in Trouble with Lois, but this is even better.