Alma_Frostangel
should i be worryed? i live near rednecks.
sweatdrop don't worry there not contagious mam. and there the best darn the best defense for dealing with zombies, terrasts and alien critters out there.
thought
this was funny. The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new all-volunteer elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys - from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia and West Virginia - will be dropped into Iraq, after first being given the following information about terrorists:
1. The season opens today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. If it weren't for them, gas would be $1.29 a gallon
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over before the race on Sunday.