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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:11 pm
Chris and Barry, after recovering from a pot addiction walk down a hallway and stop, seeing a finely placed green herb on the floor in front of them.
Chris: -Looks at Barry-
Barry: -Looks at Chris-
Chris: ...
Barry: ...
Both of them dive for it at the same time.
Chris: It's MINE!!
Barry: NO IT'S MINE!!
Jill enters, seeing both of them fighting over the green herb. She shakes her head.
Jill: Look at you two..
Both stop and look at Jill.
Jill: You should be ashamed, fighting over an herb. What are you, 2 years old?
Chris and Barry stand up and walk away, continuing on. Jill watches and waits until they are gone and pulls out Chris's lighter.
Jill: Haha..what losers.
-Flicks lighter on-
FIN
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:06 am
Ashley: Hey Leon! You wanna have sex??
Leon: No thank you, for I am quite clearly a homosexual.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:22 am
Really? You don't think he'd say that?
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:30 am
Nope, he'd say something gay like 'Sorry, I don't like busty blonde chicks.'
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:37 am
Chris: Dammit! Where's Raccoon City again?
Claire: (sigh) You really have no sense of direction,do you,brother?
Chris: Hey! You shut your b***h a** up and make me a zombie sandwich!
Claire: O.o
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:01 am
Barry burton: *Stares at an approaching female zombie, with no clothes on and grins. Producing a ball gag from one of his many pouches* Here why don't you put this on sweet heart.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:30 am
Derrty! >.<
During the fight with the tyrant in RE1, instead of the rocket launcher, it's brad who ends up falling out of the helicopter.
Jill: Brad, what the hell!? A weapon would have been nice!
Brad: Jill, if I could shoot a rocket out of my a** right now, I would!
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:56 pm
Ashley: So, who was that woman back there?
Leon: ...
Ashley: Leon?
Leon: ....
Ashley: LEON!
Leon: Wha! Oh..I'm sorry..I was just thinking about the reward your father will give me when I get you home...
Ashley: What's that gonna be?
Leon: Something I've wanted for a very long time...-Begins thinking gay thoughts..-
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:03 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Derrty! >.< During the fight with the tyrant in RE1, instead of the rocket launcher, it's brad who ends up falling out of the helicopter. Jill: Brad, what the hell!? A weapon would have been nice! Brad: Jill, if I could shoot a rocket out of my a** right now, I would! Please excuse as I have laughed so hard I s**t myself. *Ahem* Chris: Me and Barry go way back... Jill: How far? Chris: To the boy's locker room in seventh grade...
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:50 am
Well, might as well follow up.
Jill meets Brad at the bar in RE3.
Brad: Listen, he's coming for us, we're both gonna die!
Jill: Stop it Brad! You're so afraid of everything! Do you enjoy being called a chicken?
Brad: Jill, if I could shoot an egg out of my a** right now, I would.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:10 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Well, might as well follow up. Jill meets Brad at the bar in RE3. Brad: Listen, he's coming for us, we're both gonna die! Jill: Stop it Brad! You're so afraid of everything! Do you enjoy being called a chicken? Brad: Jill, if I could shoot an egg out of my a** right now, I would. OOh, I have one... Brad: J-Jill... Jill: Brad! Brad: We gotta... *Nemesis pops in* Graw! Brad: *Lays an egg.* Well whaddya know, I am a chicken...
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:13 pm
Brad: THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:53 am
Jill, after seeing Nemesis for the first time:
"Okay, that's it! I give up, infect me already! Get it the hell over with!!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:07 am
Jill to Nemesis: What a big tentacle you have! And what a bit rocket launcher you have! Compensating for something?
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:37 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Jill to Nemesis: What a big tentacle you have! And what a bit rocket launcher you have! Compensating for something? Nemesis: Yes...
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