Lucid Red Herring
Jesus... It will continue to surprise me, even though it shouldn't, how lazy you are... My laziness is powerful.
If my laziness played poker it would never fold.. it would
always call your bluff.
Me: "so-and-so is coming over .. I should clean the bathroom"
Laziness: "Hold on *****... just a damn minute.. you said she was coming over last time and then she didn't show up! Don't be a sucka twice!"
Me: "Yeah.. I mean you right but.. she's really coming this time"
Laziness: "Bullshit but let's say she
is coming my *****.. how do you know she's gonna use the bathroom?"
Me: "Well I mean she gotta--"
Laziness: "***** she might just pop in for a hot second and bounce.. and if she's not gonna take a shower you can just send her a** to Eddie's bathroom."
Me: "Yeah man but.."
Laziness: "Listen.. we'll clean the damn bathroom.. but IF.. and only IF.. she comes and actually needs to use the shower. We wait till she gets here.. we not getting fooled with this s**t again...
... now let's keep watchin these Harlem Shake videos.. these shits is hype!"
Me: "HELL YEAH!"