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 Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:08 pm
Cale Darksun Darkened Angel And take thy Holy Hand Grenade, to blow thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy. And if that doesn't work, call in airstrikes. Punishment from above. Deus vult. You realize his mum's a general in the Air Force. Short of the presidential order, I'm thinking that that idea is gonna backfire...
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:08 pm
Des Voh *Throws up Force shield* Anyway, I'm off for the night. *Cloaks and leaves* *Utters a prayer and a lightning bolt strike Des down* Deus Vult.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:11 pm
evil Skuld.... You and i are going to have a little face to face talk next time I'm out there. You know how I dislike you telling people online personal details.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:15 pm
lady_skuld Cale Darksun Darkened Angel And take thy Holy Hand Grenade, to blow thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy. And if that doesn't work, call in airstrikes. Punishment from above. Deus vult. You realize his mum's a general in the Air Force. Short of the presidential order, I'm thinking that that idea is gonna backfire... "And the Lord said unto Moses: "Say to the assembly, 'move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram.'" As soon as Moses had told his people this, the ground under them ssplit apart and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them, with their households and all of Korah's men and all their possesions. They went down alive into the grave, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community." Numbers 16:23, 31-33.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:15 pm
Nelowulf evil Skuld.... You and i are going to have a little face to face talk next time I'm out there. You know how I dislike you telling people online personal details. Ah, Nelo. Are you ready to confess your sins to the Lord?
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:18 pm
I'd have to be baptised first, wouldn't I? I've already had one shower today.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:20 pm
Nelowulf I'd have to be baptised first, wouldn't I? I've already had one shower today. Yes but we were just going to burn you alive by dousing you with holy oil and ignighting you with the FlameThrower of St. George.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:25 pm
Yeah... Praytell, does your church happen to know of the vulcan of Asmodeous? Or how about the Missle of mephisophiles? The SABOT of Satan? The Bazooka of Baal?
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:28 pm
Nelowulf Yeah... Praytell, does your church happen to know of the vulcan of Asmodeous? Or how about the Missle of mephisophiles? The SABOT of Satan? The Bazooka of Baal? Yes. We've disposed of all the dangerous evil relics. The only one we haven't tracked down and destroyed is the Spork of Demigorgon.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:30 pm
I'm going to go to bed. Or blow off in the rant thread, but I really am not in the mood to joke around tonight.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:34 pm
*peeps out from under Cale's vestments* He's gone?
AND SO IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THE HOLY WAR AGAINST THE EVIL LOW BLOOD PRESSURE DEMON LORD WAS SMITED, BY THE HANDSOME AND BRAVE, BUT STILL INCAPABLE OF DANCING, FATHER CALE DARKSUN!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:35 pm
lady_skuld *peeps out from under Cale's vestments* He's gone? AND SO IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THE HOLY WAR AGAINST THE EVIL LOW BLOOD PRESSURE DEMON LORD WAS SMITED, BY THE HANDSOME AND BRAVE, BUT STILL INCAPABLE OF DANCING, FATHER CALE DARKSUN! I'm not incapable of dancing. I'm just white.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:38 pm
Cale Darksun lady_skuld *peeps out from under Cale's vestments* He's gone? AND SO IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THE HOLY WAR AGAINST THE EVIL LOW BLOOD PRESSURE DEMON LORD WAS SMITED, BY THE HANDSOME AND BRAVE, BUT STILL INCAPABLE OF DANCING, FATHER CALE DARKSUN! I'm not incapable of dancing. I'm just white. Precisely. But you still won't go clubbing with me. And I doubt you do ballet.
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