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 Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:23 pm
inwardly, Malik coudl picture himself breaking every single one of thier necks, flaying them, and throwing thier bodies into Fennin Ro's inferno of a plane. but outwardly, he remained calm looking.
"Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane rules the plane of Mischief. it's a whoel world were nothing is as it seems. treasures chests that can eat you, bridges that appear solid but aren't, mazes that change as you go through them, places where puppets take the form and powers of gods, trees that move and talk, and is in a constant state of change. not to mention the entry way to the plane from my home plane is nestled in teh bowels of the Temple of Veeshan, a society and living city if you would of ancient dragons. that sound interesting to you six?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:39 pm
Jaun waved a hand dismissivly. "Aw, we could go there any old time."
"Not like we aren't young, you know."
"Snap your figners and we'd be there."
Jell inspected his ails. "Yeah, it kinda sounds interesting."
"But we won't get any reactions."
"People would be too used to chaos."
Jell and Jaun looked at each other. "Thing is, we like it here."
Jell and Jaun were getting teary eyed. "We've enver stayed in one place so long."
Jell and Jaun were chewing on each other's tails. "We like making you angry."
The origional Jaun smiled broadly. "We like you, Malik. Even if you are mean."
"And touchy."
"And rude."
"And introverted."
"And a tight a**."
"And a kill-joy."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:54 pm
"You wouldn't want to go to the plane of mischief, and then trapeze around a building built by, and holding somewhere about thirty dragons, several hundred wyrms, and hatchlings, and each dragon having it's own agendas and annoyances and breath and hoards?"
Then a slight smirk.
"I am not a tightass. and for a drow I am not rude, either. but you cause major issues here at times that I cannot afford to have. I am surrounded by enemies and allies that are about an inch from being enemies. I can't afford to constantly be having to monitor you six and keep you from destroying things. it puts myself, my home, piper, and your star flower in danger. not that I much care for that arrogant upstarting little drow girl."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:02 pm
They all smiled. "Aw, you don't need to be modest! Comme on, admit it. You're a tight a**."
"Say it loud, say it proud!"
Talk about the plane of mischief was quite forgoten, as each imp begane gicing Malik their own pep talk.
"Be proud of what you are..."
""I'm Malik D'Vinn, and I'm a tight a**!"
"...worthy of a medal..."
"...part of the normal every day..."
"....did anybody catch the reference to homosexuality?"
"I was just gonna ask the same thing."
Each giggled. "Whoops. That's kinda funny." They were now trying to hide their laughter behind their hands, splurting between their fingers. Fianlly, they broke down into a pile of laughing imps.
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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:19 pm
She nodded, "I was doing the only thing I could at that moment. It wasn't like it was easy to have some snotty high elf question everything I said. that just pissed me off." She had known Malik would demand an explanation and she'd give him the same one she just gave Piper. It was the truth after all. She sighed, "It won't take much. All he has to do is go out with you and the rumors will be proven false. That's how simple that one is. of course he probably won't do it simple...but that's Malik."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:23 pm
"High elves can tend to be that way...but it's something you get used to or simply look past." But a little nod from her and a tilt of her head to the side some in that uasual way she did it. "You're rigth about that...he likes to be flashy. But he also likes the simple things in life...all depends on his temper really. I swear sometimes that mad is nothing but a bas storm...but all storms pass." As he once told her. "So then, things a little clearer for you Zahara?"
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:42 pm
Malik's head fell into his palm. oh dear Innoruuk what in the blye blazes where these. some kind of punishment? was this the divine payback he was getting for being with piper, the smiting they always joked about?
"Must you always take things I say in the worst possible light?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:50 pm
The six looked overjoyed that Malik had figured this out. "Yes!" And then they lept at this moment of weakness. Malik suddenly found six imps in his lap, all trying to hug some part of him, which meant the Tier'Dal was wearing an imp suit.The origional Jell and Jaun laughed and giggled, the two pale ones cried and bawled, the naked ones chukled evily.
They were doing that freaky speaking in unison again. "Come one, we're not that bad!"
"Hug the blue one!"
"Make him feel pretty!"
"Anybody got any lipstick?"
"I have this peice of ribbin," Which was then tied inot Mailk's hair....
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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:52 pm
She nodded, "Yes and no. It isn't your fault but some things are more confusing than they've ever been. But some other things are very clear. I suppose I knew there was a bond between you and Malik just by the way you treated her. I do believe yours is the first even semi-equal relationship I've ever actually seen." Indeed her version of love was quite different. "But I do appreciate you taking the time to talk to me even though a lot of the things I say bewilder and upet you. I'm sorry that Malik and I can't get along Piper, but I will try harder in the future if that will help." It wouldn't but it couldn't hurt to say. At least she was trying.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:57 pm
"Well that's the way all things are. They get better and worse all at the same time, that's just how things are. But I'm glad that not everything is as vloudy as before. As far as me and Malik go...take it in stride and count it as a learning experience." Though she did sigh. "Well...I can't expect miracles now can I? Though you can help me butter him up for this news of rumors you have to deliver, like it or not." And thus, Piper took to pushing Zahara back to the room where an imp crowded Malik was. Looking from behind Zahara at them all, she giggled. "Oh imps! Who wants to hug Star Flower?" It was worth a shot...poor Malik.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:10 pm
the look in Malik's eyes was the one that said he was about ten seconds from playing imp tossing into teh nearest sharp obect or burning place withing throwing range. and then seeing Piper and Zahara..that made it worse. that damn drow was going to use this to poke and prod him for weeks. one hand was already on Malvolence, adn if it wasn't for having to get under one imp and bearing the weight of another on his arm it probably woudl have been drawn already.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:16 pm
Their giggles made them sound like a group f school girls fawning over the cute boy in class. One had even gotten to pinching his cheek,, when all of a sudden the beautiful and exoctic Star Flower was being graciously offered to them. Malik was temporarily forgotten as the imp swarm jumped as one like a flock of birds, veritable landing on Zahara. One on each of her legs, two on her hip, another on her shoulder, and a naked one perched on her chest.
Naked Jaun lifted his eyebrows. "Hey, baby. I'm naked, wanna touch?"
Naked jell, perched there on her shoulder, laughed, "Me too! Me too!"
The two criers were on her legs. "No! Leave Star Flower alone! She's precious! And un-spoiled!
Origional Jell looked embarresed. "You gotta ignore my brother, Star Flower..."
"You know we'de never ask you sometihng like that," said origional Jaun.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:19 pm
Piper examined her nails a moment, oh yeah she still had it. Though one of those comforting looks to Zahara. "Sorry...count it as punishment." With a shake of her head she walked over to Malik standing next to him and rocking on her heels once with her arms crossed. "No explosions from you yet? I'm quite impressed."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:25 pm
He was still for a moment, before a twitch of his hand form malvolence, and the ribbon was pulled out of his hair and placed on the counter, and he got up, quietly, and gave Piper a kiss, held her a moment, and walked down to the spas, closed a door, and though teh room were relativly soundproofed, chnaces are they probably still heard him.
"INNORUUK CURSED DEMON SPAWNED DAMNABLE ROTTEN LOUSY PARASITIC WRETCHED IMPS!"
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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:27 pm
Zahara's eyes closed and then she glared at the naked one who was being so crude. She opened her mouth to flay him alive and hten Piper's voice stopped her. Punishment. She could take this kind of punishment. Though if these new imps weren't careful they'd be run through with teh tip of her blades. Wanna touch? As if. She was sacked though and she had to stumble slightly to keep her balance. "I hate you so much right now..." sh emuttered though not really to anyone. "I thikn I've got ignoring down to a science." She shook her shoulder to get the naked one off though she was afraid they were going to stick like imp magnets. Just her luck. Lecherous imps. If htey touched she was killing. Bottom line.She looked at Piper and chuckled, "so much for no outbursts."
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