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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:49 pm
"She's swinging for the fences! And Brianna is acting like the tee in tee-ball! It's a bloody mugging!
Mardy gets excited and shouts a lot sometimes.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:51 pm
SMACK!
Justin dropped Bianca and fell back down in front of the announce table, just with a bigger head ache this time. Instead of Karla this time though, it was Yuke to attack. The moonsault connected perfectly! Damn! Justin was so close to taking one of them out and now he's back to square one! ... Or maybe he's behind square negative ten?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:54 pm
Yuke made a motion to grab Justin's ankle, and it was time for her to attempt the dreaded ANKLE LOCK! Maybe she was going to wear him down, or maybe it was because of something else..
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:55 pm
Bianca was dropped she felt a bit woozy and stepped outta the way...
meanwhile Karen dropped off the turnbuckle into the ring only to run toward the direction of the announcer table going for a suicide dive attempt.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:56 pm
Mardy skids back in her big, comfey, leather chair when Justin hits the floor in front of the announce table. She even gasps.
"I think he just fell." Ahh yes, Mardy was a brilliant commentator.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:58 pm
Claire climbed ontop of the table andheld the chair up in the air for a moment. She then hopped back down and got back into her new chair, the steel one on the floor beside her. She took another hit from El Bongo and giggled!
"R.....ring....the bell! RING THE BELL!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:01 pm
Mardy struck the bell hard again! And again! And again!
DING DING DING DING DING
She then began laughing so hard her stomach ached. She offers Claire the hammer so she could ring the bell too.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:01 pm
SON OF A-- DAMN THAT ANKLE LOCK MOVE! Who invented it!? Because it hurt. A lot! Think you could add more pain? You're right! Because Justin then had Karen come crashing down on top of him!
'down on top of him', sounds hot right? Wrong!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:04 pm
and as justin got hit Karen not only hit justin but ended smashing into the front of the announer table. she lied there half bent up.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:04 pm
"You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you..."
Yuke said in a sexy Mai Valentine voice as she locked in the ankle lock, and attempted to punch him in the sack to prove her point.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:07 pm
Clair hit up El Bongo once more before she took the hammer and began hitting the bell! Who knew that the stone cold Hawkins was actaully quite the opposite when she hit up the bong?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:09 pm
"Hey little cotton candy bumble bee, how bout after we finish with the small fry, I get to dip my hand in the honey jar?" Karla said with a smile as she went arm and arm with Bianca
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:12 pm
HOLY %#@&! That punch did NOT feel well at all! The ankle lock wasn't making it any better either! Justin was in pain, but unless he wanted to get out of it, he would have to deal with it for now and do something! Which he did when he went to push Karen off of him and use the table and his free lag to get up!
"RAH!"
That ankle lock hurt like a b***h! In all desperation to get Yuke to let go, Justin attempted to pull his leg towards him along with Yuke, and hit her in the head with the brass knuckles!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:16 pm
Yuke made a grab at Justin's arm before he could hit her, and attempted to put him in the Crimson Crown (Regal Stretch)
Tonight was certainly not Justin's night and it was about to get worse. "Claire, Mardy! He stole the peanuts from the dressing room!" she yelled out to the duo
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:19 pm
Then Mardy began a long thought, and she didn't keep it too herself. "You know, this is a strange strange night. I did not even know there was a show tonight and look at me now. I'm sitting behind the announcers table, hitting El Bongoroona with my arch nemesis Claire "I'm a b***h" Shmawkings.
"How weird is life that I find myself here? I did not dream of living this life you know! I never wanted to be here telling you Justin A-Lame-O was getting his butt kicked by some overly-sexual women! Sure, they've got okay bodies, but few of them have an ounce of personality to back it up. They're all cardboard cut-outs of the first one to do it. They're all losers."
Mardy ended her softly spoken rant. She realized she had leaned in closer to the mic as she went on. Mardy sat back. She took a deep breath and it all sunk in. She just stuck her foot in her mouth in front of everyone.
"Oops."
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