Funniest Things Said On ATLA!

[Ladyshion]

Sokka: It's so dark in here I can't see a thing,

Toph: Oh no what a nightmare!

Sokka: Sorry.  

[Ladybug013]

I like in book 2 when aang is attempting to calm down katara while shes angry at toph for I forgot what (not helping out the group I believe?) and she screams "I AM CALM" and her face is all twitchy. =)
O and the scene with the mooselion cub

Sokka: I promise if I get out of here to never eat meat or use sarcasm again!

(aang then comes)

Sokka: AANG YOU'RE HERE! do you got any meat?

Also when he tells boomerang to fetch the apple. good stuff.  

[sea tonic]

Mai, bored but nice and clean while everyone else is covered in sludge:

"We lost."  

[sharkcrow]

waterbender897

little kid: nice costume but your scar's on the wrong side
zuko: the scar is NOT on the wrong side!!!

toph: I am not toph! I am the MELON LORD!!

hahaha although the scar one is my favorite!! mrgreen

That was great!!! Little firenation Kid, I think Zuko should know. xd

My favorites are:

Hi Zuko Here ^_^

King Bumi: All old people know each other, dont you know that?

Sokka: I failed.. again
Zuko: What would Uncle Say? Clouds have two parts to them a dark, and a light and a silver lining...like a silver sandwich , so when life gets you down take a bite of the silver sandwich!!!
Sokka: I may not have failed!!
Zuko: Thats the spirit! I cant belive that worked.
Sokka: No what you said made no sense at all.  

[Tokka_lover77]

Sokka: you just sneezed! and flew 10 feet in the air!

Aang: Really it felt higher than that.

Katara: Your an air bender!

Aang: Sure am!

Sokka: Giant like beams, flying bison, airbenders, I think I got midnight sun madness, I'm going home to were stuff makes scene.
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Aang: this Apa my flying Bison.

Sokka: and this is Katara my flying sister.
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Aunt Wu: Who's next?

Sokka: Okay, let's get this over with.

Aunt Wu: Your future is full of struggle and anguish, most of it self-inflicted.

Sokka: But, you didn't read my palms or anything!

Aunt Wu: I don't need to it's written all over your face.
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Sokka: Yeah! Whoo! The Boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt! Yeah! Whoo!
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Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.

Toph: Sounds to me like you’re scared, Boulder.

Boulder: The Boulder’s over his conflicted feelings, and now he’s ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!

Toph: Whenever you’re ready…The Pebble. Ha ha ha!
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Sokka: Go Aang! Avenge The Boulder!
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Toph: Do people really want to see two little girls fighting out here‌
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Toph: Somebody’s a little light on his feet. What’s your fighting name, The Fancy Dancer‌
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Toph: Let him go. I beat you all before, and I’ll do it again.

Boulder: The Boulder takes issue with that comment.
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Toph: Hey, you guys picked a great campsite. (cut to a shot of Toph’s feet in the pile of white fur) The grass is so soft.

Sokka: That’s not grass. Appa’s shedding.
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Toph: Sorry. snoozles. We’ll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.
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Sokka: Then it’s settled. Aang, I do believe it’s my turn. I’d like to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!

Toph: Uh, hey‌ What about me‌ When do I get to pick‌?

Sokka: You gotta work here a little longer before you qualify for vacation time.
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Toph: I say you guys go ahead without me.

Katara: You got something against libraries‌?

Toph: I’ve held books before, and I gotta tell you, they don’t exactly do it for me.

Katara: Oh, right. Sorry.

Toph: Let me know if they have something you can listen to.
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Katara: Sokka, wait! You shouldn’t be eating strange plants!

Sokka: There’s water trapped inside these!

Katara: I don’t know…

Sokka: Suit yourself. It’s very thirst-quenching, though.

Sokka: Drink cactus juice. It’ll quench ya! Nothing’s quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.

Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire‌
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Katara: What is that‌

Toph: What‌ What is what‌

Sokka: It’s a giant mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!

Katara: Let’s just keep moving. I hope Aang’s okay…

Sokka: (in the echoing voice from before) Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!
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Sokka: What are you doing‌ That rock almost crushed me!

Toph: Sorry, I can’t tell where they are in the air!
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Sokka: Toph, come on. It’s just ice.

Toph: Actually, I’m gonna stay on my little island where I can see.

Sokka: You’re doing great! Just follow the sound of my voice!

Toph: It’s hard to ignore.

Sokka: You’re almost there.

Toph: Help! I can’t swim!

Sokka: I’m coming Toph!

Toph: Oh Sokka, you saved me. (plants a big kiss on Suki’s cheek)

Suki: Actually, it’s me.

Toph: (fatally embarrassed) Oh…well…heheh . (limply) You can go ahead and let me drown now.
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Sokka: It’s so dark down here, I can’t see a thing.

Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare.


Sokka: Sorry.
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Sokka: Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud who knows how to keep its mouth shut.

Toph: Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.

Sokka: Hey! We're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds.
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Azula: Yes, we defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! Well, that was fun.
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Azula: Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world. We will dominate the Earth!
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Zuko: Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light. And a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So... when life seems hard... take a bite out of the silver sandwich.

Sokka: Maybe we haven't failed after all.

Zuko: That's the spirit. I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.

Sokka: No, what you said made no sense at all.
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Zuko: What are you doing here‌?

Azula: You mean it’s not obvious yet‌ I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child!
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Toph: Err… what about me‌

Sokka: For now, you’re the Melon Lord’s forces.

Toph: So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you‌

Sokka: Whatever makes the training feel more realistic.

Toph: Sweetness.
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Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I am not Toph, I am “Melon Lord”! Muahahahahaha!

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Wow that's a lot... eek  

[pinkcennamon]

Azula: That's a sharp outfit, Chan...careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire-Class Fire Nation Battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea... because it's so sharp...

(after toph trips with sokka) Sokka: can you watch your...?
Toph: no

Katara: then, whats this? (kartara shows tophs wanted poster)
Toph: I DONT KNOW!! i mean seriously, whats with you people? IM BLIND!

those crack me up!  

[ChrisJS]

Sokka: Can your fortune telling explain that?

Villager: Can your science explain why it rains?

Sokka: YES! YES IT CAN!!!!

ok that may not be funny to most people but every time I hear that line I think of my boyfriend who, like Sokka, is a very logical and scientific thinker...and it makes me laugh xp  

[FireRani]

Aang: With this technique the dragons showed us, Zuko and I would be unstoppable.
Sokka: Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: (defensive) It's not a dance. It's a firebending form.
Sokka: We'll just tap-dance (moves his fingers in a dancing motion) our way to victory over the Fire Lord.
Zuko: (walks towards Sokka) It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
Katara: Oh yeah‌ What's your little form called‌
Zuko: (embarrassed) The Dancing Dragon.

The look on Zuko's face at that moment was priceless  

[The Thiefmaker]

Since a whole lot were already said.....I just want to point out(since he wasn't mentioned much in this topic) That I loved how the boulder talked in first person xDDD.AAAaaaand the part where Aang was like: "Ur name is pmpsqueek?

"Yeah, do you think thats funny?"
"Yeah I do!"
"Oh, (lolz"
and then he hits him, and aang hits the ground with like no warning. xDD

I cried at the cactusscene. I almost pissed myself xDDD  

[Kisaki Kitsune-Hi]

The Fortuneteller-
Sokka:
"I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red shoes, didn't she?"
Guy:
"Yes! She said I'd be wearing red shoes the day I met my true love!"
Sokka:
"And how many times have you worn them since she told you that?"
Guy:
''Everyday."
Sokka:
"Then OF COURSE it's gonna come true!"
Guy:
"Do you really think so?"

The Cave of Two Lovers-
Chong:
"Hey River people!"
Aang:
"We're not river people."
Chong:
"You're not? Then what kind of people are you?"
Aang:
"Just, people."
Chong:
"Aren't we all, brother?"  

[ORANGIE JUUSH]

FireRani

Aang: With this technique the dragons showed us, Zuko and I would be unstoppable.
Sokka: Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: (defensive) It's not a dance. It's a firebending form.
Sokka: We'll just tap-dance (moves his fingers in a dancing motion) our way to victory over the Fire Lord.
Zuko: (walks towards Sokka) It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
Katara: Oh yeah‌ What's your little form called‌
Zuko: (embarrassed) The Dancing Dragon.

The look on Zuko's face at that moment was priceless

Zuko in general is priceless. He's my favourite character.

 

[Scott_Bernard]

Aang: Let us leave!

King Bumi: Lettuce Leaf?

Anything with Bumi or Sokka cracks me up so bad.  

[lgtenos]

Whenever Azula says, "Zuzu."  

[Half Hero]

idk how to choose but i will always remember
sokka:go to ur room!
XD
that was like one of the funniest episodes ever XD  

[Chronic Awesome]

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Azula: My own mother thought I was a monster... she was right, of course, but it still hurt!