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 Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:59 pm
POOW
Unfortunately Grimm hadn't been looking up so he didn't see the bag coming towards him. His charge would be brought to an embarrassing halt when it suddenly collided with his right shoulder and the side of his head. After the impact, Grimm stumbled to the slowed down and stumbled to the side as golf clubs and other objects came spilling out of the bag. Most people would stand there in a state of shock with the ******** look spread across their face, but this little occurrence just served to piss the HUEG GAI off even more then he already was. He had also just been provided a large supply of weapons with which he could beat the ******** out of whomever had decided to throw the bag.
Turning towards the direction of where the bag had come from allowed him the chance to see the next attack coming.
STICK
Grimm swatted the incoming stick with a left horizontal sweep of his tire iron, breaking the piece of wood in the process. So now what do we have laying across the field to play with? Well, golf clubs thrown askew, pieces of broken wood, glass, bricks, and possibly other assorted items on the ground. Well, at least Grimm had plenty of objects to choose from.
And finally the other guy - no, kid, landed and threw himself into a sprint. Well that was just ******** fine with him. Grimm reached down quickly with his left hand and picked up a golf club, immediately slinging it horizontally towards the incoming punk like a boomerang. That most likely wasn't gonna stop him, but still, Grimm just wanted to throw something to.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:25 pm
Nope, it wouldn't. The kid ducked it outright and just kept coming. Assuming the guy didn't c**k back his arm to take another swing with that super-iron of his the kid was doing to dropkick him straight into the nearest car like he was ******** Zangief.
Why?
Because in Soviet Russia YOU hit CAR.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:50 pm
Well no s**t that wasn't going to work, but it was at least worth a try.
Goddamn Commies!
Now the kid was right upon Grimm, launching his body up into the air with his legs double extended for a full powered drop kick. Of course Grimm was a pretty big guy, so it would take more then that to knock him back into a car.
" Ouff "
The kids feet planted right into his abdominals sending his full momentum and body weight into Grimm's muscles. The shock made Grimm step backwards onto his right leg, bending it at the knee to absorb more of the kinetic energy and further balance himself. With the higher muscle mass he had an advantage when it came to absorbing blows and blah blah blah.
Was that it?!
Grimm used his now free left hand to immediately reach down and grab a hold of the kids pants a the belt line as he fell from the failed execution of his drop kick. He'd twist his hand in order to make sure that his grip was tight and so that the little brat wouldn't just slip right out of his clothes.
If all went well he'd be hanging upside down, and Grimm would begin to beat the ever loving ******** out of him with the tire iron. Smash in his face, smash his torso, arms, face again.
He'd keep hitting, over -
and over
and over
until there wouldn't be anything left but what looked like a cherry pie that had exploded.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:48 pm
(( Lawl, delayed by Avatar final episode being on. )) So this Grimm guy must have been ******** HEUG to be able to do something like practically ignore a full sprint dropkick to the chest and to lift some guy into the air with one arm and hold him there. Those are the kinds of things that you only see Nazi Supermen and comic book heroes do... and this guy didn't look like a kraut. What was a kid to do about a guy who must have been around nine-foot-monster and half a ton worth of brick-wall in order to do that kind of s**t? So the upside-down kid would slam a weapons-grade stick that could shatter bone into the crotch of Indiana Jones upwards of Grimm's mystery machine. Even this guy wasn't made of stone... Bloodbath powers-canceling made sure of that. HEUG as he was Tiem only had to treat the son of a b***h like a tree... His free hand would grab Grimm's forearm and he'd kick his legs sideways to send himself into a spin; swinging his legs down under the arm, up around the other side, and slamming a spinning roundhouse square into Grimm's left eye while he was stunned. In a street fight you've got to have Bawls. Tiem'd drank a case of the stuff about five minutes ago.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:54 pm
[ Your upset by the way I responded to your attack, huh? xD I just assumed you were using a "kid." Not some guy called a kid with mystery measurements. ]themightyjello So the upside-down kid would slam a weapons-grade stick upwards of Grimm's mystery machine.
Because Grimm had started to strike just after grabbing, his attack would be coming down faster then the kids would be coming up at him. Not because he was a faster striker ( well maybe ) but because gravity is gonna yank you downwards after you ******** up a drop kick. This yank would most likely delay the nut shot, allowing Grimm's tire iron to actually connect first.
So unless the poor kid was made of stone...
themightyjello Even this guy wasn't made of stone... Bloodbath powers-canceling made sure of that.
So if the kid could strike after being hit extremely hard with a tire iron, he wouldn't be making any nut shots. Nor any spinning roundhouse kicks to the face.
And so Grimm would still try to smash his body with the thick handy tool, before finishing him off with a stab to the kidneys with the pointy end of the tire iron.
Stabbity stab, stabbity stab stab.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:02 pm
The entire post was an argument for "I pick you up and then hit you with a tire iron" happens before "I pick you up and get wanged in the nuts"? Using logic such as "drop kicking someone will slow you down, but being drop kicked and then grabbing somebody to pick them up doesn't"? Making it sound like the kid was getting plucked straight out of the air the whole while? And then saying that gravity is responsible for a tire iron coming down faster than a hard piece of wood coming up despite a shorter distance to travel and the fact that Grimm was pulling the kid up... upside-down... during the whole process... so that his batting arm would be at about nut-level by the time he even swung the dang auto repair tool? That's what the entire post was about? Mang, it didn't even deserve an IC response other than:
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:18 pm
(( I just skimmed over your post. >>;
I think you're looking a little too hard into it, or I just suck with wording.
All I'm getting at is basically this: Dropkick = fail, then you fall. Suddenly your grabbed while falling, but everything that is not being grabbed, arms with sticks included, are simply going to keep on going. So it's like getting yanked in the air.
Following this you are hit with an auto repair tool. <<;
But I'm positive you know how the physics of how all that works, so I don't need to explain anymore then this.
If this is gonna turn into a big problem, I'll just leave. >>;
))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:20 pm
RedPyramidThing
Sorry, but Grumpy wasn't about to fall for that. A battle cry would alert anyone to his presence and, looking over at the man from his peripheral, would see him coming towards him, his sword being drawn. Dropping to his hands, Rorke would dig a clawed hand into the ground and use it as a pivot point. letting the momentum of his body turn himself towards the man, he'd push off, hoping to knock the Slim Jim off of his feet, which would be very possible, considering 160 lbs were shooting towards his knee.
Now, it was always a mystery why they thought it was smart to go for the shorter man. They would have to learn one day that shorter meant harder to hit. Oh well, this samurai had made a bad life choice, and was going to have to pay the full life consequences.The slash would miss the intended target ( torso ), but there wasn't enough time for Kiyosato to dwell on it. With any luck he might have shaved off a bit of hair, but the swordsman was already moving past that. The shorter man had dropped low, so Akira sidestepped and moved forwards to dodge the tackle motion. His slash ended as the 'dwarf' hit the ground and then lunged forwards. In this manner, Kiyosato side-stepped at the same moment the dwarf threw himself forwards. Left hand grasping the sword to support this maneuver, his right wrist would twist the sword so that the blade was facing downwards, towards the ground. Kiyosato pulled downwards with his arms as he passed by, aiming to draw the blade across the right shoulder/collarbone in a slash that mimicked the massive scar on Akira's left shoulder. The swordsman kept his eyes open, paying attention to the man's motions. The cleaver and mallet were a possible threat if the shorter man went for them.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:29 pm
[Damon] But I'm positive you know how the physics of how all that works, so I don't need to explain anymore then this. (( And at this point I'm not so sure that you know what happens when someone gets dropkicked. They don't stand there, catch a body with one arm, and "smile and laugh". )) [Damon] At least do something; just don't ******** smile or laugh, everybody smiles and laughs! (( I'll make you the same offer that I make everyone else: "When you start taking this seriously, I will." Dropkick = fail?
So then we've got a kid (you're a kid until you're 18-20, and a young man from there until about your mid twenties as far as I'm concerned... hell, I still call people older than me 'kid' as long as they act like it) who's probably a hundred-sixty or so flying at you from a sprint with a dropkick.
You take it full on in the chest and... step back once.
Meanwhile, he drops maybe three and a half feet to the ground... supposedly. Nah, instead your guy catches him mid-air (hundred sixty pounds remember, about 2/3 of your guy's weight) at the belt (which is probably out of your full arm extension's reach even before stepping back) and just stop him dead in the air?
So the kid wangs you in the nuts with the 3' long stick he's got in hand.
Meanwhile, despite you just got slammed into by something that would take a door off its hinges, had to step back, immediately had to step forwards again to grab him, and have to somehow deal with the fact that something 2/3 your weight is being held out without your arm dropping at a distance of about 3 feet from your center mass with no forward bracing to help with that... you swing a tire iron with the force of gravity on your side. Oh. And you never cocked your arm back for the swing in preparation (see above stipulation: "if he cocked his arm back").
So you've reached the conclusion that your swing happens first, right? Think about that and get back to me. Stick around and fight if you want, but I'm not going to wade through bullshit in order to mildly entertain myself. ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:42 pm
(( BAWWWWW )) themightyjello Stick around and fight if you want
(( Unless this gets me booted out. XD ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:45 pm
(( You mean I will fight Cog like you came here to do. ))
Meanwhile, Tiem was still looking for his two dollars.
He'd take Grimm's wallet while time was frozen for BAAAAAWing. Unfortunately, the bum was flat broke.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:51 pm
(( Well, now that I was brought up to speed on the measurements of your character, I suppose that what I did wouldn't make sense. I was under the impression you were actually a kid. Not a teen. Not an adult. Catch my drift? ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:58 pm
(( I catch your drift, but if it was a "kid" (read: like eight years old) I wouldn't have brought him to a parking lot brawl. Things like "kid", "punk kid", "some guy", etc. would imply like... y'know... a highschooler kid that you might find getting into a street fight for some unexplained reason.
Honestly. What would a toddler be doing on a roof, hurling golf bags at people, diving off into a parking lot, and trying to beat up a guy that's bigger than most pro wrestlers?
So yeah. It didn't make much sense in that light, no. If you want to do something about it feel free. ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:05 pm
themightyjello (( I catch your drift, but if it was a "kid" (read: like eight years old) I wouldn't have brought him to a parking lot brawl. Things like "kid", "punk kid", "some guy", etc. would imply like... y'know... a highschooler kid that you might find getting into a street fight for some unexplained reason. Honestly. What would a toddler be doing on a roof, hurling golf bags at people, diving off into a parking lot, and trying to beat up a guy that's bigger than most pro wrestlers?So yeah. It didn't make much sense in that light, no. If you want to do something about it feel free. ))
(( Anyway, forgive my previous rude comments. As for what to do about it, I dunno. ))
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:12 pm
(( I'd ask you to forgive mine... but I don't really want or deserve forgiveness for any of them. I said exactly what I meant, and I did assume that you were giving my character too little credit on size but didn't think you'd go quite that far. It is Bloodbath after all. The only time I've ever seen kid characters on Gaia is either as NPCs, cutsey-wutsey characters, or "hey look I'm a four year old with god powers". Just doesn't quite work here.
Do what you will, but I stand by my earlier statement that I'll take a fight seriously if you take it seriously. If you just want to joke around then I'll just joke around. Hence nutshots and "sorry, but no".
Fight Tiem or not, it's your choice. Just remember that if you do I expect that you'll be reasonable if I tell you that what you just did is an outright impossibility, and you can expect the same courtesy from me. I won't make an argument unless there's something worth arguing about. ))
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