[G] - Would you take it for free?

[moosespitz]

yes.
just sew up the hole. use it for trick or treating.

an old car that smells of urine and throwup.

 

[LeBookworm]

No...ew. lol

A dvd with scratches on it.  

[Kwani_the_Dragon_Princess]

if it still works, and its one I like.

um...


a really old, gross looking, hairless cat??  

[moosespitz]

no.
i'm not an animal person.

a tube of already-used chapstick.

 

[LeBookworm]

hmm...no...you never know whose lips touched it. XD

Answers to all your future tests.  

[moosespitz]

no.
it just isn't honest. /:
and i wouldn't be able to memorize the answers anyway.

a talking eraser shaped like a flower.

 

[Kwani_the_Dragon_Princess]

no...
it would scream if I used it!

some stranger's Phone number, if he was cute/hot?  

[moosespitz]

no.
i'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

a mudkip? 8D

 

[KlTTENS]

OmGz, liek, i haff 2 mukipz.

Share a drink with your friend. . who has mono.  

[LeBookworm]

no. I'm not that thirsty. xD

a Venetian mask...accompanied by a sordid tale of betrayal and all that jazz (about the mask).

^^  

[Mai_Matsuko]

Sure, and if anything gets too creepy...There's always ebay xD

A mysterious box that smells like fish from a millionaire  

[HatefulxLove]

Sure. If they want it back...I'll just sell it back to them! xD

A laptop so riddled with spam, viruses, trojans, etc. that you can't turn it on w/o thousands of ads for porn popping up.

 

[LeBookworm]

Yea. I have loads of friends who are computer saavy enough to clean it for me. <3

xP

A mysterious box that has a huge sign glued to it that says, "DO NOT OPEN" in bold, red letters.  

[gamingmangafreak]

yeah, you can get loads of money on Ebay for those wandering eyes

a little puppy that turns into a werewolf at night  

[moosespitz]

no.
don't like animals. x__x

a bright pink cellphone.
that looks like it was from prehistoric times.