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 Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:00 am
Wesker:time to die
Chris:no it isn't
Wesker:huh?
Chris:i have a shotgun and you have...?
Wesker:crap your right wait right here.
comes back 1 hour later...
Wesker:haha i have a mini-gun...time for your death.
Chris holding rocket lancher:i win
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:44 pm
XDD
Wesker: Die, Redfield! AVADA CADAVRA!!!
Chris: WTF? *gets zapped*
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:20 pm
Jill: Ack! i'm surrounded by zombies!
watch alarm goes off
Zombies: TEA TIME!!!
Ramdom zombie: can we continue this later?
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:01 pm
Alfred: MARRY ME, WESKER!
Wesker: Black shades and leather are so old fashioned... Alfred, can I borrow your Alexia dress?!
Claire: *to Nosferatu* Oh, you're so cuuuuuuuuute, yes you are, yes you are! Who's a cute baby? *gets head chopped off*
Claire's Decapitated Head: Aw, so cuuuuuuuuute!
Nosferatu: GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *sobs*
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:02 pm
Brad: VICKERS TO THE RESCUE!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:05 pm
Jill: I was a man before the operation. Wanna see the pictures?
Chris: Like, OMG! I've always wanted one of those!
Rebecca: *_____* Billy must diiiiie!
Billy: *shoots Becca in the back of the head with sniper rifle*
Becca: *itches head* My head feels itchy suddenly.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:24 am
Leon: Holly sh*t! he''s walking without a head!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:20 am
Kouichi Pendolse Don't rape my idea moonsoo stressed Oh s**t, I never saw that one.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:17 pm
Wesker: Chris... I know we've had our differences, but if we could only get over our personal venteddas, the world would be a better place, right? Put it there, pal.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:27 pm
Carlos: It's not right to talk about women's mammory glands or their prosteriors.
Jill: *flashes Carlos* zOMGGG!!
Nemmy: My new lover is Braddd!
Brad: *beat down* fcuk off!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:41 pm
Kouichi Pendolse Leon: What's a kick? Ada: Wanna walk together for the rest of the game as I divulge the reason I'm here, Leon? Ashley: Gimme a gun! I'mma shoot deez bitches upp! scream Wesker: Chris! Save meeeeee! Chris: Despite the fact you killed a vast majority of my co-workers and I have a deep sence of loathing for you, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! ^_____^ Wesker: STFU!!! SPONGEBOB IS ON!!! Ashley: Spongebob must die... twisted *cocking gun* Leon: Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *glares at Gonado* Don't look up my skirt. Oh wow those are hilarious! crying (but picture it being happy laughing a** off crying) rofl
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:27 pm
Leon: Krauser can I please have your arm, it would save me so much ammunition and tired of listening to that damn merchant with his, "Welcome," and "Not enough cash, stranger."
Merchant: I've got a good selection of this on sale, Stranger.
Leon: Call me Leon. *buys [insert weapon here]*
Merchant: Not enough cash, Stranger!
Leon: The name is Leon, get it straight... stare
Merchant: Stranger.
Leon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *stabbs merchant with knife* DIE! twisted
Merchant: gonk ...stra...ng...er.... gonk
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:26 am
Loli Kyr Kouichi Pendolse Leon: What's a kick? Ada: Wanna walk together for the rest of the game as I divulge the reason I'm here, Leon? Ashley: Gimme a gun! I'mma shoot deez bitches upp! scream Wesker: Chris! Save meeeeee! Chris: Despite the fact you killed a vast majority of my co-workers and I have a deep sence of loathing for you, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! ^_____^ Wesker: STFU!!! SPONGEBOB IS ON!!! Ashley: Spongebob must die... twisted *cocking gun* Leon: Heeeeeeeeeeelp! Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *glares at Gonado* Don't look up my skirt. Oh wow those are hilarious! crying (but picture it being happy laughing a** off crying) rofl I've never gotten such a strong reaction XDDDD.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:21 am
Ashley: LEEEOOOONNN! I CAN SAVE MYSELF!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:36 am
Retarded_Monkey_Girl Ashley: LEEEOOOONNN! I CAN SAVE MYSELF!!!!
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