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 Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:09 am
Being of the opinion that giggling never meant anything good, Crow trailed behind warily. She paused for a moment, and removed another inexplicable sock that hat sneaked under her shirt.
"Tricky devil," she said to the sock. The sock, predictably, made no reply.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:14 am
There was Hellis, in an eyepatch, fedora, and pinstripe suit, posing and laughing.
"Oh, Cripes. Honey, you win this game."
Hellis just laughed harder and turned, taking the hat and plunking it on Björn's head. Björn snorted and unsnapped Hellis' eyepatch, putting it back over Crow's eye.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:17 am
Crow snorted, adjusting the eyepatch a bit and brushing her hair out of her face.
"We would make the best gang of mobster-pirates ever."
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:22 am
"Oh, definitely," Hellis giggled. Björn suddenly grabbed a leather glove from a nearby rack and pulled it over his right hand.
"Look! I'm Michael Jackson!"
"But he's a ***** gay man who touches little boooooyth~!"
"Yeah, he is. Point being?"
Hellis just laughed and shook his head.
"Ah, nevermind. I'm much, much more black than him."
And Hellis laughed harder as Björn put the glove away. A woman walked by, giving teh grop a wary look.
"HEY! Whaddya lookin' at?" Björn asked and took a step toward her. She jumped a bit and scampered away. Björn just laughed.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:39 am
Crow laughed hysterically, pressing a fist to her mouth to keep the sound in pretty unsuccessfully. She laughed even harder at the woman, and had to wipe tears out of her eyes. Snapping the patch back over her eye, she rooted through hats until she found one decently helmet-like and put it on, tilted at a jaunty angle.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:44 am
Björn couldn't help it. Laughter was contagious. He threw his head back, giving a deep, completely honest bout of laughter. Awww. How touching.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:24 am
Crow grinned at the sound, pushing her helmet-hat up from over her eyes. Diving back into the racks and rows of clothing, she gave a delighted 'OOH' and scampered back to Björn, jumping up and down and clutching her find.
"Look look look!"
It was a black cashmere turtleneck. Crow was regarding it as though she'd found the holy grail.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:26 am
Björn looked at the sweater, then the shirts in his hands, and then back to the sweater. He shrugged and took it.
"Why the Hell not?" He began off toward the dressing room then, still smiling slightly.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:37 am
Crow beamed with pride. Looking around on the racks while Björn was changing, she examined a shirt that appeared to be made only of layers of sheer linen bandages.
"Hmf. Fashionista crap," she said, taking it from the hanger and laying it across her chest to see how it would look.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:40 am
"Vavvianth aren't exthactly the motht fathion-aly gifted rathe," Hellis shrugged. His eyes flickered to the side and he peered at a wall of what would have likely been considered extremely well-made Halloween costumes in any other culture.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:44 am
"True," Crow said, still examining the bandage-shirt. "Though they must get points for trying."
Noticing the costume-wall, Crow made an 'ooh' sort of sound and slung the bandage-shirt over her shoulder, wandering over beside Hellis.
"Heh, these are kinda - ooooooh my god, princess gown!" she squeaked, looking at a lace and crinoline confection that made her long-repressed femininity squeal in humiliating delighted.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 am
Hellis blinked at it and went up on is toes to retrieve the dress, holding it up to Crow.
"Get it."
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:47 am
"Okay!"
Successfully ignoring years of denying her girly side, Crow clutched the dress to her chest as though it was her firstborn.
"Now we need to find something for you," she said, nodding a bit. "Hmm..."
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:50 am
Hellis just laughed outright.
"I don't think drethes help my figure," he snorted, "Exthept maybe that one." Still smiling, he pointed to a rather well-made...maid's costume? French maid, even. Of course, he was just kidding.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:51 am
Crow, predictably taking the words of another literally, gave an appreciative whistle.
"You'd work it good," she said sincerely.
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