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 Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:38 am
*shouts down the hole in the floor*
while i approve of you're enthusiasm, i should tell you the reason why i didn't mention the tunnels earlier.
*looks to the others*
for one, it was funny.
but the other reason is, while on the quest to create the perfect defense for our beloved guild, i've tried many things.
you already know of my undead army and bunny-controlled robot schemes, as well as the cadre of mercenaries and war machines i have assembled.
also the nerve gas.
what you don't know about-
*shouts down at val*
and i think you'll find this relevant!
-is that i have also toyed around with gene-splicing.
fun stuff. exciting.
but unpredictable and prone to disaster.
as such, there is now an infestation of hybrid, mutated, blood-crazed, abominations under our guild.
....
you know now that i think of it i could have redirected the nerve gas to take care of them.
*writes that down*
too bad we already used all of it.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 9:24 am
4471
You avoided human gene-splicing, right? I could do without having intelligent opposition down there.
*drops down the hole, barely missing Val*
Heh... That was close.
*shouting back up*
While the nerve gas would have been effective, it wouldn't be nearly as fun!
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:05 am
4472
*unsheathes sword and leaps down landing on top of both val v6, almsot stabbing himself*
HA-HA!
missed.
*stands up*
uhhh.... don't be ridiculous.
everybody knows that when you use human intelligence you lose any hope of control.
......
we should try to stay quiet.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 8:25 pm
4473
Uuuugh. my underwear is soaked. Why's the floor wet? Did someone left the sink on?
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 5:43 am
4474
well, yes.
if by "sink" you mean "dead things"
and by "on" you mean "dismembered and scattered about"
then they totally left the sink on.
*a faint scratching can be heard from the darkness*
and then this happened.
*points a pistol at the sound and fires twice*
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:04 am
4475
*stands up and wrinkles nose*
Ugh, rotted flesh.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 9:32 pm
4476
So what I'm currently soaking in is...*sighs*
Is there a light switch around here?
*swings her mace around for a wall*
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:26 am
4477.
I have no idea what is going on.
This is my natural state. >.>
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:58 pm
4478
*steps forward searching for a target*
i know. disgusting right?
it's just so....
sloppy.
like they've never dismembered anything before.
*hears another scratching sound further away*
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:35 am
Has A Cunning Plan 4477. I have no idea what is going on. This is my natural state. >.> 4479 Just a little bit of role play. Don't let it deter you from posting though. We're currently in an underground base and it's been flooded with neurotoxin. We're trying to find out way out. Apparently the gang has found a trap door and it's full of...fun stuff. Also welcome to the AFGEOCM.  I don't think I feel like drinking blood off the floor, but... *touches the blood on the floor and forms a spear* ...I do like playing with food. Sunako: There's an abomination of nature here? What's it's level? 
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:32 pm
Has A Cunning Plan 4477. I have no idea what is going on. This is my natural state. >.> 4480 Oh, look, a human that they haven't sloppily dismembered... Or dismembered at all for that matter. Or are you something that just looks human... Jin, this isn't an abomination, right? I mean, it's intelligent.
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:51 pm
V6a6m6pyro Has A Cunning Plan 4477. I have no idea what is going on. This is my natural state. >.> 4480 Oh, look, a human that they haven't sloppily dismembered... Or dismembered at all for that matter. Or are you something that just looks human... Jin, this isn't an abomination, right? I mean, it's intelligent.
4481.
Abomination? I feel so complimented. Intelligent? Hmm. Maybe...
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:54 pm
4482.
No one wants to talk to the abomination?
FINE.
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 7:20 pm
Has A Cunning Plan V6a6m6pyro Has A Cunning Plan 4477. I have no idea what is going on. This is my natural state. >.> 4480 Oh, look, a human that they haven't sloppily dismembered... Or dismembered at all for that matter. Or are you something that just looks human... Jin, this isn't an abomination, right? I mean, it's intelligent.
4481.
Abomination? I feel so complimented. Intelligent? Hmm. Maybe...
Please don't mind those two. We're all infected by the RL virus, so we're a bit slow to respond. Come now V6. She's obviously not an abomination. Sunako: No, I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about the- *a creature latches on to her head*  Sunako; OH GAWD, GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 7:48 pm
another_average_asian Has A Cunning Plan V6a6m6pyro Has A Cunning Plan 4477. I have no idea what is going on. This is my natural state. >.> 4480 Oh, look, a human that they haven't sloppily dismembered... Or dismembered at all for that matter. Or are you something that just looks human... Jin, this isn't an abomination, right? I mean, it's intelligent.
4481.
Abomination? I feel so complimented. Intelligent? Hmm. Maybe...
Please don't mind those two. We're all infected by the RL virus, so we're a bit slow to respond. Come now V6. She's obviously not an abomination. Sunako: No, I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about the- *a creature latches on to her head* Sunako; OH GAWD, GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
The RL Virus? I've heard of that. But I didn't think it had spread so far--I must contact the Free Man.
What! Oh my god! Where's my crowbar! WHERE IS IT! NO!
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