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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:29 pm
The imps smiled. "Then replace it." So that we can burn it agian.
"Sorry Piper."
"He broke the rule first."
"We're yours to deal with."
"Not his."
"Too bad."
"So sad."
Jaun whispered in Jell's ear. Jell spoke, "My brother wages on what he thinks your hiding in your hair. We could...easily find out you know." Evil grin.
"Then again, if we recall corretly, you don't let anybody but Piper touch your hair."
"Couldn't stop us though."
"Better have tried."
"He's dead now."
"Tasted pretty good."
Jell was currently clawing at the ceiling, digging through it like mud. "hey Jaun, where's the enarest support beam, a load bearing one?"
"Um...north wall. There's one right there."
"Ah, good show."
"Ten Four."
Jell disapeared into the ceiling.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:31 pm
Eliot turned to Aella and using her claws helped to wash th eblood from her hair, hers was already shiny from using her claws to sort of pinch off the blood. She had grown up getting blood alover her so she was a bit used to it. It didn't take long unitl she Aella's hair shining to.
"Yeah we where used to it." She wrinkled her nose. "Not allowed to bath? Isn'tt hat a little unhealthy" She dog pattled around a bit, letting the blood come off of her skin by the inpact of the water she was makign with her churning legs, felt pretty good.
Kat blinked at Onyx a little, damn he'd probably just make Moon angry. "I suppose its ironic..." the menaing was lost on her though, she didn't really see any irony... but she shrugged her shuolders. "flower arrangment was menat as a joke. But really what about huh... huh... you could be a conesure! you know a wine tatser! OR!!!! You could breed animals, i knew somone who bred birds. She loved them and she said it was a lot of fun watching the littl ethings hatch and grow, then sending them off with a loving family... unless of course you would just want to eat them." she thought that was gross though and hoped now that he wouldn't decide to breed birds.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:37 pm
"Relatively behaving. You could at least ask them to do something than throw them around for it. And you wonder why they don't listen to you." A shake of her head as her father dropped his hand and she blinked, rubbed at her eyes once and ran a hand back through her hair to right it, before looking to Malik then back up to imps. "Oh just like men, blaming each other. Why are you looking for a support beam?' and Jell poofed. "Hey! You make a hole in this place and you're dealing with me" Drunk imps...they seemed a bit more difficult and calm as opposed to usual.
"I'll teach her...it's rather really simple...a bti hard to master but simple there afterward." And a look to Fianna who had been quiet and watching. "Are you giggling?"
She was tyring to cover it up."No. Merely watching with amusement."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:59 pm
"Dimitri was sick, to say the least." She smiled and thanked Eliot for her help. Whirlwinds long, scruffy hair was often hard to manage, but Eliot seemed to do a job with it.
She stood up, realized that she'd have to let herself airdry. Damn.
"If any of Tarathiel's crew is thinking aobut watching," She said loud and clear, "I'll kill you five times over, then resurrect you and let the Captain get you a sixth time."
Moonstone fronwed. "Conesure? Uh...." He wasn't certain that that sounded appealing at all. And breeding animals sounded kind of wrong...couldn't they breed enough on their own without his help? "Ugh, no offense Kat. But I don't think breeding is all that...uh...interesting." For lack of a better word.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:11 pm
Malik was getting very, very angry.
"That's it. I'm tired of this. you want to destroy my home, then you go right ahead. I'm tired of playing your damn games. your nothing but useless, harmless, pathetic little pranksters that as so worthless you have to force others to notice you. you're like to pesky shadows and aren't worth the time or the effort to bother with. what you destory I can have rebuilt and replaced in minutes."
And he sat down and promptly started to ignore the both of them and get soemthing to eat.
Onyx grinned lightly
"Nah. moon isn't the type to eat birds. that's me. I eat the birds. but then again I also ain't thinking of breeding them either."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:31 pm
Jell came back, looking smug. Her burped behind a hand. "Excuse me."
"Aw, would you look at that? Mr. Mean is all angry at us."
"Whatever shall we do?"
"Lets make him angrier."
"Oh man, that would totally rock." They phased out. Bad mistake, never ignore a drunken imp! Jaun appeared IN Malik's hair, succedded in grabing a chunk and yanking hard before phaseing out again. Jell found a cream pie, whipped it at Malik's face.
The table was suddeny missing one of's legs, having found it's way down oen of the twin's throat, spilling whatever was on it to the gorund. Things along the walls suddenly lost their attachments and fell, making loud noises, general mayhem ensued, foudn wherever the imps could ohase in and or out. Their movemenst were followed with an odd, high pitched laughter, and at one point the two weren't wearing any clothes. Clothes actually slowed down the phasing proccess, nudity meant speed.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:38 pm
Piper looked like someone had just shot her dog. "By Innorruk..." Oh yeah, it was one of those moments. For a minute...she wished she was blind again. "Hey Malik...have fun with the imps, I'm turning my responsibility over to you. Like you said...I just can't handle anything this extreme. They've upset me, I don't protect something that uspets me." With that said...it gave Malik free reign over the imps. That's right...she wasn't going to protect them. And she crossed one arm across her boy, the elbow of the other propped on the first, her head braced in her hand. Oh yeah...fun.
Kieran and Fianna exchanged looks then looked at the other two. "Oh would you look at that...we should be catching a reverie, good luck with the imp thing." With a laugh he pulled Fianna out of the room...no way was he letting himself and her get mixed up in the hell Piper had just delivered.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:00 pm
Malik, sat quite still arms crossed, didn't move. he only moved a hand to Malvolence once, to alert those that needed to be altered. soon the walls had sigils forming on them, that constantly shimmered and faded in and out and changed colors. well...no more phasing for two imps. and a constantly shifting barrier ment no way in hell of an easy way through it. then things that were being destroyed, simply phased back together. Malik was prepared for the day those little bastards got out of control. In fact, he'd been preparing for it since they first arrived. one useful thing for Kaden's skin. bind a dead wizard and conjuror to the skins, ment getting access to at least the process of using certain types of spells to people who hadn't studied it on thier own. which also ment, the little naked creature that was attempting to phase away near him, got it's throat snagged, with no easy way out of it and his assistance wasn't able to just 'pop' in to help.
"Now. since you have succeeded in destroying your only support, and as you can see, I've been preparing for you to get out of hand...shall we discuss now exactly how fun it might be for me to simply use a butcherknife and impale your little devilish a** onto the table?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:10 pm
The one in Malik's hand, Jell, smiled evily. "Oh, I think I could have some fun with that..." He was about to do something quite eman...devilsh you might say....
...When two fully clothed and not drunk imps came strolling in through the kitchen door. "See, I told you it would be funny to make him think we had stolen his ale."
"Awe man, did he ever yell."
"That was the best part!" Except when Jell saw..well...himself in choke hold in Malik's fist, it was perhaps the first and only time he'd ever be speachless.
"Uh...Jell, you're naked over there."
"Yeah, I know."
"But you're right here, in front of me, completly clothed." He lifted an eyebrow. "I didn't know you were that well equiped."
He blushed. "Growth spirt." But that aside, Jell pointed at Malik. "Yeah...about that..."
Suddenly, Jaun found himself staring hismelf in the face, as the naked Jaun sneaked in and smiled. "Hi there. You look like me."
"And you look like me."
"I ate a lot of things today. half of them were dead."
Jaun blinked. "I forsee this being a relaly big problem....."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:21 pm
Piper just blinked. "I think I'm starting...to loose all patience I am capable of having with imps." A look between both pairs, to Malik, and then she just shook her head an sighed, taking a seat in a chair. For a moment she thought she didn't want to be grown up yet. But alas...here she was coming up on her one hundred and thirty third year...and well, responsibility was hers. So a look to the clothes imps. "You do know that you're in trouble with me, yes?"
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:21 pm
Well. wasn't this a situation.
"What. did. you. two. do."
A glare at teh dressed ones, while keeping that chokehold, in fact tightening it, on teh naked one in his grip, and getting up, and indeed grabbing a butcherknife.
"Care to explain why there are four of you now?"
And back to the table, using the naked imps little horns to help sharpen the blade in his hand.
"And if this is your fault, you best undo it. and I mean right now. you are in a lot more trouble then I think you realize."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:30 pm
She gave herself a once over, making sure she looked the part. She had traveled with Ton and Eca enough to know how a traveler dressed, as well as the kinds of things they carried. She wore a pair of light cotton breeches, buttoned shirt, cloack, high boots, bracers. Her weapons were worn out in the open, for easy acces, to 'scare' off would be bandits, and to show others that she had nothing to hide. Her logng white hair was pulled back into a ponytail. The only real problem with the costume was her eyes, which was the only physical part of her that she could not change. She had little in the way of whites, her iris taking up most of her eye space. She would have to work around that, but hopefull the one she sought would be to polite to ask.
Her clothes and face were smeared with dirt, indeed she looked like she had been traveling for some time. She sat along the path the elf had taken, sitting agianst a rock. She took out a piece of bread, and munched on it, waiting.
Jaun continued to stare at his double. "I am feeling something new...I think it's called fear."
Jell nodded his head. "I'm totally freaked out."
The naked Jaun leaned in closer. "I don't like you." He promtly bit Jaun on the nose.
Jaun batted at him. "hey, that wasn't nice!" Blood ran down his face. "That was just...malicious."
Jell was grimacing, watching Malik take that butterknife. "Uh...Malik..you kinda you know, don't want to give him reason to screw with reality....Evil twins can do that you know..."
Jaun looked over at Piper, little tears in his eyes. "Piper! I'm really, sorry, truly I am but...well....you can't stops these things..."
Clothed Jell gasped..."You know that wormhole we saw...in the basement..."
Clothed Jaun shrugged, well, as best he could, as naked Juan was currently trying to eat him. "It...kinda opened to a place where....where mother had four kids....two sets of identical twins....at least that's the theory."
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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:35 pm
Zahara chose that moment to make an appearance. She hadn't been down since that snotty surface elf had made his announcement at the gates and she'd fended him off. She was probably going to catch some flak for that one from Malik but that was a completely different matter. She strolled nonchalantly into the dining room and blinked at the scene before her. The imps were in Malik's hold, nothing new there...but there were four of them. "What in Lolth's name is going on here?" And two of htem were naked. She chuckled, "wow Malik, that's quite a position to be caught in." Zahara shook her head and heard the last of the conversation. "By Lolth...four imps."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:36 pm
Walking down the path that would lead him back into the Pura Peninsula, Cedric happen by another adventurer, a woman with white hear, wearing her arms in easily accessable places. She was eating some bread. Odd place to be doing that, right around the bend in the path, maybe she was unfamiliar with this neck of the tunnels... or woods.
"Hello." He said as he walked towards her, "How are you?" He kept his arms away from his array of weapons, his right hand holding his walking stick rather comfortably and unthreateningly. "I am not a bandit, I just happened to be walking down this path and came upon you, please don't be frieghtened." Wow, frieghted, armed woman frightened. Gota work on your common lingo.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:39 pm
"Well then, good boys. you get to manage your bad selves..or..you can explain how you can be killed and we'll just finish these little naked wretches here. you reality altering phasing things are null and void already. so if I impale this little bugger to teh table she shouldn't be able to do much of anything without prying himself off the knife. plently of time to remove things like a head."
A glance down.
"unless you two have a better suggestion?"
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