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Neli nickered. Her big head craned around to examine him. She pawed in the dirt, and when it settled it said, "You underestimate Flash". She looked at him. Five minutes after this, I ran out, a wolf, with a bag in my mouth. It was a black bag with a broken heart decoration on the front. I jumped onto Neli's back and morphed into a human. I opened the bag and let out a soft sigh of relief. Mortel, Kemation, sorry. They shrieked. Nononononoooo you can't have found them! Kemation whined. Shut up! Of course she found them! Mortel hissed. This is my bag of surprises, I told Coji.

I heard the creepy angel dude coming. Like this! I pulled out a grenade looking thing, ripped the cord out with my teeth, and chucked it at the portal. Neli took off at a dead run, knowing what was next. As soon as the angel man emerged from the portal, the bomb-like thing went off, releasing a shockwave, which Neli jumped over, a LOT of stinky sulfur, and a turd explosion. Ahhhhh, I love perfect timing don't you? Your brother is stunned and covered in s**t, AND he reeks enough for us to know when he's coming! I burst out laughing.

I felt his wings. They were neat. Cool. You're lucky to actually have wings on a light, human body.

Go Neli, I whispered. Neli took to the air, purposely leaving behind dangerous flames in her wake, flying so fast I couldn't feel my face and my long hair whipped Coji's. We looked like a freakishly fast falling star.

Chillax. I pulled out a vine and tied my hair in a ponytail, throwing the tail into the back of my shirt so my back looked terribly deformed. I saw my dad and mixed emotions ran through me. Neli, secret! Neli folded in her wings and headed straight towards the ground. We didn't hit it. We went through a roomy tunnel, big enough for a giant to comfortably walk through. Gotta love secret passages! I said, smiling. Coji's brother would have no idea. The tunnel branched off about 15 ways, and we went through the fourth one and popped up in a cave. We should be safe here.

Ehhh who cares? Guy or girl? Which sword? What's the wielder's ability? Name? I pummeled him mercilessly with questions so as to not be unprepared this time.

I clapped my hands over my ears. Good hearing! Good hearing!!!! I whispered loudly. I groaned. I searched through my BOS (Bag Of Surprises) and found a girl toy doll. Oh, I remember this thing! I pulled the cord. Well, exc-uuuuse me!! It said. Pulled again. So what?! Pulled again. Ehhhh... Shut up wouldya?! I took out another, a boy this time, and pulled his ripcord. Shut up yerself!!! It hissed. I loved arguing with myself like this, just for entertainment, I whispered to Coji. I packed our things and put them back on Neli's saddle. I packed Coji too, picking him up like he was a feather and putting him on the saddle. I pulled both ripcords as I saw feet approaching, hopped on, and Neli flew away silently. Too close a call. Scream in my ear again I'll rip your tongue out, without a dagger, I threatened.

I took out my gun, aimed for the chick's head, and pulled the trigger. So annoying, these hellhumans. I agree. Uh-huh. I saw an arrow protrude from Neli's wing. Crap! I spat. How long can you hold out, Nel-nel? She whinnied. Coji! Can you support Neli's wing until we can get to safety?