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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:03 pm
I don’t care if it is geared to D&D. I like it.
Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over the corpse we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!
(chorus)
oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don’t let them get away!
We’re brave and bold for fame and gold
We’ll make a lot toady!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don’t let them get away!
We’ll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the Dragon’s nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(chorus)
Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We’d run into something hard.
He begins to cast his 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(chorus)
we appear in Hell
in front of Satan’s throne
our Cleric waves us out the door
and takes him on alone!
Satan’s legions don’t
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES ‘em ‘till they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
Don’t let them get away!
We’re brave and bold and CRAZED, we’re told
To think we’ll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don’t let them get away!
We’ll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:03 pm
Figurin' his avi's nekkid, I'm a bit skeptical...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:04 pm
Howdy everybody. Hope y'all having good nights.
*Watches intently*
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:04 pm
Fat chance of that happening.
Ive seen his profile. He's sold off his gear.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:14 pm
Crap. I owe Nelo another soda.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:17 pm
Cale Darksun Crap. I owe Nelo another soda. I should buy a chalkboard and keep track of it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:28 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:33 pm
I got to start losing to DA in some format. You win her clothes, I win sodas off you...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:01 pm
Dark sodas are far worse. I could do without the acidity.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:02 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:29 pm
I'm really a tea person anyway... xp
Damnit, I hate waiting till the 15th to unveil the beginning of Crixmas....
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