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The moon is beautiful in the fading sunlight. The only beautiful thing about this filth pile you call Earth *Said a deep commanding voice as two red eyes appeared in the darkness. From them came Yawgmoth, the emperor of phyrexia.*

Meh...shuddup...theres waterfalls, woodlands jungles and wildlife, you obviously haven't explored the good parts of earth like I have so keep quite to those of us that LIVE on earth eh?

*Yawgmoth lets out a long sigh* Yet another one oblivious to such greater beauty than this filth bucket. You mortals disgust us anyhow. Every moment we are on this planet we feel plagued by you. As if somehow we've been infected by your filth. No wonder we spend so much time on our world and so little on yours.

*fishes out an onion salted and holds it out towards a claw* This'll do, or was there a particular you'd like? I've lots...*turns his head towards the girl* Hmm...how did I know your name? *rests his head upon his free hand and taps his fingers against the side* How did I know your name?! *gives a puzzled shrug* Maybe you smell like a Kola? Don't know...I'll have to try and remember why. *crosses his legs into a lotus position and gets an almost comical look of deep thought upon his features*

*he blinked and burst into laughter at the man* You are really in the mood to get yourself killed this day aren't you? Do you realize who you're taunting, we guess not because if you did you wouldn't be standing there boldly like you are now. You'd be cowering in fear of what we could do to a being as pathetic as yourself. *He said as those horrible red eyes narrowed slightly. His long smooth black tail swished back and forth cutting through the wind as if it didn't exist. He smirked as a serpentine tounge crossed his upper lip once* Though we're kind of in a fighting mood so if you have a death wish than keep talking.

*raises a taloned paw and states the fact he is a feral black dragon for everybodys records, angels father ontop of that and he waves a talon side to side as a no motion* If I wished to fight such an obomination I would have traveled more but maybe next time your offending a** shows up I might just fancy a fight...till then, learn what you deal with before you attempt to scare it *his soft red eyes flash over with white lightning bolts, the only fear he has is a secret one that will never be known*

*Yawgmoth shakes his head* A dragon huh. Truely a powerful breed...however inferior to ourselves. We are the only being of our kind and we are far above simple dragons as yourself. As for the learning what we deal with. We suggest you take your own advice. *The walls creek and groan as a great force is exerted on them a wave of raw power ripples and crackles through the air. No strain whatsoever was shown in Yawgmoth's face. He only grinned showing two small but sharp fangs that glinted in the light* One day you will get see beauty in your glorious death, that we assure you

Than perhaps you'll get it through his skull not to taunt a being like oursevles. If he won't believe us then he'll believe you. We'd rather not make you just another orphan...