Oh my god. I just crewed with the most unintentionally hilarious person ever. Probably some middle school creepy kid or something.
rofl First of all, he asked me how to make fast gold other than pumpkin fluff farming. I said booty grab and he made some lame joke about being taken. I didn't say anything because it wasn't funny. Then he insinuated I didn't get it.
Next, he tells me a "secret." He doesn't really like Marilyn Manson. He'd rather listen to Metallica or Megadeth. I was thinking of ignoring that, too, because I was trying to keep the peace and "I hate that s**t" isn't very friendly, but I finally found something to say. Just as I was typing my reply, he must have decided I insulted him after all, because he tells me that I probably listen to Justin Beiber. So when I said I actually prefer more symphonic metal, he started listing "symphonic" bands. Skillet, System of a Down, and Linkin Park.
lol I say, "You don't know any bands from anywhere other than America, do you?" And he says "America sucks!" Even though he is about as stereotypical American "metalhead" as they get. Oh my goooooooood. Then I listed a few actual symphonic bands and the only one he'd remotely heard of was Kamelot. Probably because they're going to host Headbanger's Ball soon.
Oh my God. It was too funny. I just love rebellious teens who listen to their cookie-cutter anti-establishment music and think that they're so bad-a** for it. Not that what I listen to is terribly obscure - just not particularly popular in my country - but then, I'm not the one trying to define myself by what I listen to.
rofl 
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