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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:15 pm
*grabs her popcorn popper and points it at BONA and Sergius*
Back, back it up! both of you! There's only room for one uneaten person in this here chariot!
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:09 pm
MistressBlaire *grabs her popcorn popper and points it at BONA and Sergius*
Back, back it up! both of you! There's only room for one uneaten person in this here chariot! *leaps onto the chariot* Need help?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:14 am
Zeusthunder MistressBlaire *grabs her popcorn popper and points it at BONA and Sergius*
Back, back it up! both of you! There's only room for one uneaten person in this here chariot! *leaps onto the chariot* Need help? *only watches as the chariot creaks under her weight* ..... *whistles, waiting to see the thing collapse beneath them* twisted
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:28 am
Hm, who should get eaten, the whiny, unpleasant, unscrupulous, cowardly god-mod, or the guy with purple hair?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:39 am
Fuzzy Necromancer Hm, who should get eaten, the whiny, unpleasant, unscrupulous, cowardly god-mod, or the guy with purple hair? Both?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:06 pm
I'd say the god-mod first myself, would be better once he's in someone's stomach. Not mine though, other males give me heartburn. Women on the other hand........*looks at Blaire hungrily*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:18 pm
Zeusthunder *leaps onto the chariot* Need help? *nods and points at BONA* Eat the Peasant! *throws popcorn seasoning all over him*
*looks at Locke and points to him* Eat him second!
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:37 pm
MistressBlaire Zeusthunder *leaps onto the chariot* Need help? *nods and points at BONA* Eat the Peasant! *throws popcorn seasoning all over him*
*looks at Locke and points to him* Eat him second! *uses a growth spell and becomes 10 times Blaire's size, then grabs a giant cake roll sticking her in it like the stuffing in a twinkie* sweeter filling than a normal twinkie, heh heh *dips her in dark chocolate, making sure not to drown her*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:08 pm
DAH DAH-DAH DUUUH! Fuzzy Necromancer to the rescue! scream
*flies in and throws an Ipecac* flagon into Lock Dirk's mouth, snatches up mistress blaire*
*An ipecac is a chemical used to induce vomiting.
Hurrah! Saved! =D *flight spell starts to fail under added weight* Oh bother. =/
*crashes, landing on bottom* *hands MistressBlaire a "Don't eat me" nametag* 3nodding Put it on to avoid trouble. Fits with the thread rules.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:12 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer DAH DAH-DAH DUUUH! Fuzzy Necromancer to the rescue! scream *flies in and throws an Ipecac* flagon into Lock Dirk's mouth, snatches up mistress blaire* *An ipecac is a chemical used to induce vomiting.Hurrah! Saved! =D *flight spell starts to fail under added weight* Oh bother. =/ *crashes, landing on bottom* *hands MistressBlaire a "Don't eat me" nametag* 3nodding Put it on to avoid trouble. Fits with the thread rules. Yay! Meh hero! *ends up falling on top of Fuzzy, all 300 lbs of her* =) *puts on nametag* *sticks a "Not eaten unless by Blaire" sign on his forehead*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:15 pm
*whimpers* *feels claimed* *tries to find his sternum* x_X
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:17 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer *whimpers* *feels claimed* *tries to find his sternum* x_X xp *rolls off of you*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:35 pm
Locke_Dirks MistressBlaire Zeusthunder *leaps onto the chariot* Need help? *nods and points at BONA* Eat the Peasant! *throws popcorn seasoning all over him*
*looks at Locke and points to him* Eat him second! *uses a growth spell and becomes 10 times Blaire's size, then grabs a giant cake roll sticking her in it like the stuffing in a twinkie* sweeter filling than a normal twinkie, heh heh *dips her in dark chocolate, making sure not to drown her**looks at the giant Locke* Yeah, definitely eating BONA first. Locke'll take a while to get down... *quickly turns around, snatches up BONA, and get him halfway in her mouth*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:57 pm
*Squirts melted butter and sprinkles brown sugar on BONA to make sure he goes down easy, then whimpers and limps off to locate his thighbone*
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:59 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer *Squirts melted butter and sprinkles brown sugar on BONA to make sure he goes down easy, then whimpers and limps off to locate his thighbone* *is happy that now BONA tastes moderately good* *keeps eating him before he realizes he's being eaten* *keeps an eye on Locke*
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