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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:07 pm
Nudge one hundred and eleven
111. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:09 pm
Nudge one hundred and twelve
112. I will not rely on "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismans.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:11 pm
Nudge one hundred and thirteen
113. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot-high double doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:13 pm
Nudge one hundred and fourteen
114. I will never accept a challenge from the hero.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:14 pm
Nudge one hundred and fifteen
115. I will not engage an enemy single-handedly unless all my soldiers are dead.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:16 pm
Nudge one hundred and sixteen
116. If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:17 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventeen
117. No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave him. He's mine!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:19 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighteen
118. If I have equipment which has some important function, it will not be activated by a lever that someone could trigger by accidentally falling on when fatally wounded.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:20 pm
Nudge one hundred and nineteen
119. I will not attempt to kill the hero by placing a venomous creature in his room. It will just wind up accidentally killing one of my clumsy henchmen instead.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:21 pm
Nudge one hundred and twenty
120. Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, all of my personal weapons will be modified to fire one more shot than the standard issue. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:22 pm
Nudge one hundred and twenty-one
121. If I come into possession of an artifact which can only be used by the pure of heart, I will not attempt to use it regardless. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:23 pm
Nudge one hundred and twenty-two
122. The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:24 pm
Nudge one hundred and twenty-three
123. If I decide to hold a contest of skill open to the general public, contestants will be required to remove their hooded cloaks and shave their beards before entering.
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