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 Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:16 pm
Me: Nurse Haur is going to make you all better! *tosses Deadpool onto the bed*
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:39 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:10 am
Hauraunah Me: Nurse Haur is going to make you all better! *tosses Deadpool onto the bed* Deadpool: "Ooohhh yeah..." Smiles. 'hah, the old d**k in a box worked' 'i know right. gotta try that one more offten.' "Helllloooo nurse.' Whistles.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:24 pm
Me: *grabs needle* Wait... do you EVER take that suit off?
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:29 am
Hauraunah Me: *grabs needle* Wait... do you EVER take that suit off? Deadpool: "You want me to strip?!" Jumps up. "Booyaaa!!!!" Strips down to the inconspicuous c**k sock. "The writor made me wear that for censorship reasons...."
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:43 pm
Me: *snickers* How did you get all of these scars? Was it one big incident or many minor ones that added up? Hmmm... *looks at c**k sock* Is your 'deathstick' all knarled up as well?
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:58 pm
Ivy looked at Nathan. "Do I look like a *****?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:59 pm
Nathan winked "do you want to be?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:04 pm
She arched an eyebrow. "Do you have a death wish?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:12 pm
Nathan shrugged "maybe... but I'm also over 18, so you're safe."
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:37 pm
Hauraunah Me: *snickers* How did you get all of these scars? Was it one big incident or many minor ones that added up? Hmmm... *looks at c**k sock* Is your 'deathstick' all knarled up as well? Deadpool; "I really can't remember." Ponders. 'tell her it was some epic accident where you saved a burning baby from a giant alien bull. chiks dig burning babies.' 'yeah, thats sounds awsome.' "It was a burning baby." Looks down at groin. "It's probably the lease scarred part of my bod..... I think.. I did just cut it off and gave it to you in a box."
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:23 pm
Me: *looks at box in horror* Then what's holding the sock up?! gonk
Ivy crossed her legs and looked Nathan up and down. "What's your name?"
Happy Birthday Old Man Bruce *smoochums old man Bruce* heart ninja ninja
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:25 pm
Nathan leaned back, dividing his attention between Ivy's legs and her face "Nathan Rex, government badass."
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