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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:29 pm
[Scorpion-] says (7:23 PM):
Roan would make a better parent than me, let's just put it that way.
[Scorpion-] says (7:23 PM):
I'd carry my ******** baby around in a cat cage.
Wolfie says (7:23 PM):
>>
Wolfie says (7:23 PM):
yeah
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:23 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (7:23 PM):
child services.
Wolfie says (7:23 PM):
immediately called after birth
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:23 PM):
I can so see that.
[Scorpion-] says (7:23 PM):
And then use a cattle prod on the damn thing when it cries.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:53 pm
I love my friends. The following rant caused me to spit my milk ALL over the screen. xd
yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking d**k FTW
... LOL
omg here we go
Can you say bash.org?
why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
Screw this
If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
Now for the topic of sex:
I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
Hmm
I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
o_o
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:49 pm
...That was like the Cyrano De Bergerac computer/geek style rant of rants. Which is awesome. =3
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:52 am
Santa is a bad man....
He has little kids sit on his knee just so he can empty his sack!
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:40 pm
Wolfie says (8:32 PM):
xD; Stupid thoughts.
Wolfie says (8:32 PM):
Roan in a McDonald's uniform.
Wolfie says (8:32 PM):
ICE the manager.
Wolfie says (8:32 PM):
Leer the assistant manager.
Wolfie says (8:32 PM):
Corbin shoving Iden's head into the deep frier.
Wolfie says (8:33 PM):
Dag at the drive-through window scaring off customers.
Leer has been added to the conversation.
Enslaved Lady Rose - Reading. says (8:34 PM):
Leer says (8:33 PM):
Roan taking orders might be trouble.....
Leer says (8:34 PM):
Ice managing...well....tihngs would turn...odd....but long as they don't SEE the daterape drugs in the burgers he'd probally get the job done fine.....
Wolfie says (8:34 PM):
>>;
Leer says (8:34 PM):
yeah....the joint would go to hell....
Wolfie says (8:34 PM):
c'mon. Does no one think this would be GREAT for a restaraunt?
Leer says (8:34 PM):
in aobut....mmm....I'd give it two minutes
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:25 am
Friends, IRC, gamers, etc. [8:22] does a ps2 gameshark let you play burnt games?
[8:22] the short answer is: yes, you can play burnt games with a ps2 gameshark.
[8:22] long answer?
[8:22] it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
*** Jer sets mode: +v mojo
[8:23] <+mojo> wut?
[8:23] I spit up my water, you d**k.
[8:23] <+mojo> biggrin
[8:24] lol
[8:24] LOL
*** Jer changes topic to: 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:52 pm
PainkillerJer: When my mom was pregnant with me, they thought I was intestinal gas.
PainkillerJer: Not kidding.
Lokapele87: rofl.
Lokapele87: That reminds me of the dr me and my mom use to see... He told my aunt, who had gone through menopause like five years before this, that she was pregnant.
PainkillerJer: It's possible to get pregnant after menopause, believe it or not.
Lokapele87: I've never heard that before.
PainkillerJer: The oldest successful pregnancy? The woman was 72.
Lokapele87: x.X
Lokapele87: By the time her kid was a teen she'd be long dead.
PainkillerJer: The scary part isn't that she had a baby at that age.
PainkillerJer: It's what happened before that.
PainkillerJer: *Twitch*
PainkillerJer: Oh God, the images.
Lokapele87: That she was having sex?
PainkillerJer: S'gotta be like dried leather on a summer day.
Lokapele87: What when we get that age, you wont have sex with me?
PainkillerJer: Rosie.
PainkillerJer: When I get that age?
PainkillerJer: I'll be able to get a break from my p***s.
PainkillerJer: What makes you think I want to start the madness over again?
Lokapele87: XDD
Lokapele87: You think.
PainkillerJer: VIAGRA IS THE WORST PRODUCT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
Lokapele87: XDD
PainkillerJer: Not only do old guys get erections.
PainkillerJer: They keep them.
PainkillerJer: Sometimes for up to 36 hours.
PainkillerJer: WHO THE ******** IS HAVING SEX FOR 36 HOURS?
Lokapele87: All the longer we could go at it.
Lokapele87: XDD
PainkillerJer: Darling, let me tell you something.
PainkillerJer: After two hours?
PainkillerJer: You're chafing.
PainkillerJer: Hard.
Lokapele87: Mhmm.
Lokapele87: I was teasing. XP
PainkillerJer: I can only imagine that at 36 hours you're beginning to start fires WITH YOUR c**k.
Lokapele87: rofl.
Lokapele87: You could always get some lube out.
PainkillerJer: What, and miss out on s'mores?
PainkillerJer: No need for sticks, MY d**k WOULD STILL BE ERECT.
PainkillerJer: And probably a far more delicious.
Lokapele87: XDD
Lokapele87: I'm sure there's something you could do to get it back down.
PainkillerJer: Yeah.
PainkillerJer: Cut it off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:48 pm
.: Roan DeSeer :. - .: Tynave :. says (6:44 PM):
It's DAG
.: Roan DeSeer :. - .: Tynave :. says (6:44 PM):
Without him, it'd be pointless
.: Roan DeSeer :. - .: Tynave :. says (6:44 PM):
Speaking of that... he's grown.
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:45 PM):
Grown?
(Ceron) says (6:45 PM):
What are we talking physically or mentally 'cause with you it could be anything.
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:45 PM):
Yep.
.: Roan DeSeer :. - .: Tynave :. says (6:45 PM):
physically ofc
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ says (6:45 PM):
It's probably closer to the groin.
.: Roan DeSeer :. - .: Tynave :. says (6:45 PM):
about... an inch I reckon. And he;s either not eating properly, or he's exerising more
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ says (6:45 PM):
..
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ says (6:45 PM):
*Snickers*
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:52 pm
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:44 PM):
*Paws at.*
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:45 PM):
*Dies*
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:45 PM):
*Shrugs and cuddles.* T.t
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:45 PM):
You're cuddling a dead man.
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:46 PM):
There's something wrong with that picture.
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:46 PM):
Rose had sex with a dead man.. cuddling is nothing.
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:46 PM):
....
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:46 PM):
e_o;
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:47 PM):
Cainite = dead.
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:47 PM):
Cainites move, though.
¯][The Great Muta™][¯ - Slightly less angry. Still willing to eat your face. says (10:47 PM):
I thought you meant an actual ******** corpse.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:10 pm
Note * I'm not making fun of her, I'm just stating what happened... to show how bad people get things taken wrong.
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:50 PM):
<,< Did you and Jer get back together?
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:50 PM):
Back together?
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:50 PM):
Uh huh
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:51 PM):
Since when was me and Jer a couple and split up?
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:52 PM):
<.<
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:52 PM):
Thought you guys had been married
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:53 PM):
Nu, I was married once and to Lee.
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:53 PM):
CONFUUUUUUUSED
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:53 PM):
Jer's just... a very good friend. >>;;
Enslaved Lady Rose says (7:54 PM):
A friend with benefits, may describe us better?
Queen b***h of the Universe says (7:54 PM):
*faceplant*
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:34 am
Enslaved Lady Rose says (1:25 PM):
I've been home for almost a year... the bird just NOW warms up enough to sing to me... but wont let me touch me. XD
Enslaved Lady Rose says (1:25 PM):
*him
(Ceron) says (1:26 PM):
Damn, that's one mean bird, won't even let you touch yourself?
Enslaved Lady Rose says (1:26 PM):
XDD
llSRll Wyre - I make things go BOOM! says (1:27 PM):
its the antimasturbationbird
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:27 pm
Wolfie says (3:16 PM):
...Eeeew.
Wolfie says (3:16 PM):
D= Just what I need. Grape-flavored rubber.
Wolfie says (3:17 PM):
What they NEED to do, is get Wrigley's to make condoms made from gum. >_>
Wolfie says (3:17 PM):
...then again.
Wolfie says (3:17 PM):
...
-bursts out laughing-
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:27 pm
(Ceron) says (5:24 PM):
Rose hun, I think you mean doppleganger
Painkiller Jane::{Optimism isn't practical unless your living in a dream.}::.. says (5:24 PM):
About an inch and a half long
Enslaved Lady Rose says (5:24 PM):
Yesh. XDD
(Ceron) says (5:24 PM):
Doubleganger sounds like a porn actually...
Enslaved Lady Rose says (5:24 PM):
I couldn't think!
Enslaved Lady Rose says (5:24 PM):
LMAO!
(Ceron) says (5:24 PM):
So it doesn't surprise me you made that error.
(Ceron) says (5:24 PM):
>_>
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:36 pm
During a bit of Gears of War with Bard...
Iden - I'm in your base! I'm KILLING YO DUDES!
Bard - I'm in your base! I'm killing YOU!
llSRll The Bard killed llSRll Wyre
and later, in response to an annoying singer on Live...
Iden - Bard. Shut up.
Bard - Thats not me, bro.
Iden - I know. Shut up.
also later...
Iden - ********! When the hell'd you get behind me?
Bard - I like being behind you. It's comfy.
Roan - I got nothing.
Iden - I know. Thats why I prefer having Bard behind me and not you.
Not quite as good when they're repeated, but oh well XP
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:42 pm
~Isabella DeSeer~ says (8:33 PM):
Wolfie says (5:50 PM):
I give inanimate objects humanity.
Wolfie says (5:50 PM):
...PERSONIFICATION WOMAN!
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
>>
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
Give it to condoms then? XD
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
...I need hotwings and mo-
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
HELL NO
~Isabella DeSeer~ says (8:33 PM):
[Scorpion-] says (5:51 PM):
Living condoms.
[Scorpion-] says (5:51 PM):
Scary.
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
D< do you know how how ******** SCARY that'd be?
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
You could get some really small ones and do finger puppets? XD
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
Protected sex would become really scary.
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
...
~Isabella DeSeer~ says (8:34 PM):
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
-facepalm-
Wolfie says (5:52 PM):
You're not allowed to think anymore.
[Scorpion-] says (5:52 PM):
We'd just have to raid Iden's condom stash then..
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:35 PM):
xD
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:35 PM):
What condom stash
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:35 PM):
He's not having any sex with anybody
~Isabella DeSeer~ says (8:36 PM):
THen who's Bella screwing? O.O
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:36 PM):
Oh, Iden
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:36 PM):
Meant Wyr
Queen b***h And Babylon Whore says (8:36 PM):
e
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