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 Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:03 am
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100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. heart
And onto the extended part!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:04 am
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101. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me; I'll do it myself.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:05 am
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102. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident; I'm not accountable to anyone, and my other enemies wouldn't believe it anyway. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:06 am
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103. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:08 am
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104. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:09 am
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105. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:10 am
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106. If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:11 am
Nudge one hundred and seven
107. Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:13 am
Nudge one hundred and eight
108. Any magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has sacrificed his/her life will be outlawed and destroyed. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:15 am
Nudge one hundred and nine
109. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and outlander accents shall regularly climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:17 am
Nudge one hundred and ten
110. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted that he'll never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:35 pm
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