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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:56 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:57 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:58 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:59 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:06 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:51 am
Nudge ninety-one
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:52 am
Nudge ninety-two
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways, and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:53 am
Nudge ninety-three
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:55 am
Nudge ninety-four
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:56 am
Nudge ninety-five
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:57 am
Nudge ninety-six
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:59 am
Nudge ninety-seven
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:00 am
Nudge ninety-eight
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:02 am
Nudge ninety-nine
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
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