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 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:10 pm
I don't watch horror movies really anymore. They're just too boring.
The ring, for example, I fell asleep on, and scared my friend when my teeth began to grind, as I do in a sleep. That was considered a "very scary" movie.
Saw. How retchedly boring. however grotesque the scenes got, it had so little tact that it nullified any sort of emotion.
The only horror movie that's recent worth watching is Resident Evil. The sequel, however, totally ruined Project N.E.M.I.S.I.S. and killed it for me. it had potential, until they ruined one of the sweetest parts of RE.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:49 pm
I have a bad relationship with horror films. the scarrier they are, the less im afraid of them. but the really cheesy ones freak me out.
Return of the Dead gave me nightmares for three days. xp
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:51 pm
the only horror movie that gave me willies was Gremlins three.
Only because one got wet in a pot of spaghetti, and spewed pus into it while i was eating the same food. That, and the female gremlin actually being attracted to a human male.
Though I must admit, no nightmares that night. I was still puking up my dinner at 1 am...
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:57 pm
eww.
one of these days I need to pick up the Zombie Hunter's Survival Guide. cause you never know when they might start popping up. stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:59 pm
I think I have that... though I don't remember where...
I may have left it at one of my friend's house and moved away though...
Come to think of it, I didn't even read it...
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:02 pm
...hey wait a minute! thats it! Ive figured out how to beat the revived droid army! we'll use the force to reanimate the huge number of clonetroopers that died in the wars! brilliant!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:04 pm
Brilliant!
And you know how we used teeth to open bottles? I've invented... the bottle opener!
Brilliant!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:06 pm
Brilliant! and you know how we used to use copper and tin to fasion bronze tools? well I found a much better ore Ive taken to calling Iron wich is far superior in durability to bronze!
Brilliant!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:07 pm
Before we wear that one out...
Anyone else read Doctor Faustus by Marlowe? I have to read it (again) for my College Bound Reading class....
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:09 pm
nope. havent. Im reading military history books right now in addition to D&D gamebooks.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:12 pm
yes...I am a nerd.
but Im willing to bet money that I Can kick the everloving snot out of any other nerd on the planet.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:15 pm
Military history is easy.
French lose, no matter how prepared they are.
Americans pwn a**, as that's the only thing they know, and cry when something bad happens to them.
Germans are probably the strongest armies ever created, if they weren't the bad guys, and therefore, must lose, even with superior technology.
Russians win by home-field advantage.
Chinese grow stronger with every man dead, due to their overpopulation.
Japanese use swords until guns come out, are ferocious, but lack any sort of military tact.
Polish attack tanks with calvary.
And Swiss, until 2002, were neutral to conflicts, unless someone hired them as a merc.
Military history in a nutshell.
Oh, British are arrogant, pompous bastards who defend well, but can't attack worth a s**t.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:18 pm
tsk tsk tsk.
My poor ignorant friend, there is so much more to military history than that.
to generalize is to stupify.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:21 pm
What? Okay, I forgot about the spanish and the portugese.
FORGIVE ME!
As for military history, i try to shun it. The modern day military is a shell of what it should be. Its a beurocratic tool of easy dropout labor. I'm embarassed to be part of ******** the draft. I'll leave the country before joining the military.
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