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Dear Lord Haelstrom,
You're my BOOTY BOUNCE match, and there's no one like you in the entire HOH. The fire I see in your LICK MUH TOES burns like the brilliant sun, and without you my KILL EM ALL is entirely ARRRGGG. Your love is the GAYYYYYY that keeps me grounded. My oxygen may as well be your BOOMBOOM musk, for I need it to BUTT SEX.
Yours for 3378754 HOURS LONGGG,
Anonymous
..... [sits up.] So I've been extremely ill for days. To the point I was legitimately concerned I might die. But now I feel... shitty but alert. Cognitive. Full of the old old old Haelstrom hatred.
I'll do what other HoH judges are too Jewish to do while I'm sick, but this is WAY more important and needs to be done first.
Anyway, IMO Vintract: I get s**t-talked all the time at the wanger danger and off. And there's a simple rule of thumb I use for if it's understandable dissent or "alright, f**'s getting banned." I'll see if you agree with it.
[
Agreeable Dissent]
KB: RESIDENT EVIL IS MY WAIFU this tournament sucks SCOREZ
QQ Baby: this stage is mean
Guy: SCORES
Guy: ******** tournament BIASED FAGGOTS [storms out in fit of rage.] <<<<< I okay this, because approaching it with a calm head is superior to smoting it with god hand. I can understand why they think what they do. They're just stupid.
[
Bannable Faggotry]
Crawley: huhuh your family died now to discuss martial arts when i'm built like a twig
Guy: ******** EVERYONE ROT IN HELL
Judge: Calm down.
Guy: No,
NO ******** YOU [wigs out]
...okay, that was Cameron. lolol
etc.
Moral of my story: while they may be overly abrasive and opinionated, and it's aces to warn 'em to chill the ******** out, it just shows they actually give a s**t about the tournament.
I mean anyone who'd spend that much time on something and not care about it is a confusing ******** individual. lol
My two cents baby. Off to chug my 102nd cup of water.
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