Part 3
Raui: Thanks alot Mr. Iwata. You sure helped out a lot!
Iwata: Oh ho ho! It was nothing and remember that we will win the console wars. Har har!
Meta Fish appears at the group , wounded.
Jupiter: What the hell happened to you, Fish?
Meta_Fish: Well as you know, I went over to stop the production of the PS3, I was succesful but the Sony Cult leader came outta nowhere and we fought in a sword fight. I won but he fled using his damned giant enemy crab. I was about to hit him for massive damage too.
Bodeywn: Well at least you gave him a nasty scar.
Stefan: Yeah! But how did you deal with the giant enemy crab?
Fish: Simple. I kicked it hard enough to flip it over then I grabbed a large pipe and i hit it's weak point.
Trenn: How did the battle with the Sony Cult member go?
Fish: Actually it wasn't that hard. He kept shouting "RIDGE RACER!" And he randomly charged at me saying " MASSIVE DAMAGE LOLZ"
Jupiter: So..what do you think will happen now?
Fish: Theres a good chance that Microsoft and Sony will team up, which will make the next battle our hardeest yet.
Bodeywn: But we have Miyamoto on our side! We can't possibly lose!
Stefan: Yeah! We also have Iwata on our side too! FTW!
Pocket: Hmm so a battle is will be waged hm?
Fish: Oh Pocket! It's been awhile eh?
Pocket: Yep, but me and the other Gameboys shall aid you in this struggle.
Pocket: Besides....I got a old score to settle with PSP...
Fish: I understand. Alright everyone, lets go ahead and go to bed. We have a big day tomorrow.
MEANWHILE AT SONY HQ
Sony Pres : What?! What do you mean you weren't able to destroy the Wii?!
Henchman: Yes, we were ambushed by those damned Nintendo Fans...and the outcome turned out poorly
Sony Pres: Worthless! Guards, throw this man in the chamber of giant crabs!
Bill Gates: It looks like you had a bad time with those Nintendo goons eh?
Sony Pres: Yeah bill, I assume by the looks of your armor that it didnt go well either?
Bill: Nope, we should combine our forces to smash them.
Sony Pres: Not a bad idea...Cloud! Sora! Sephiroth!
Cloud: Yeah? What is it boss?
Sora: Oh hey boss. DIDJA KNOW THAT I HAVE A KEYBLADE!? LOLZ
Sephiroth: ...
Sony Pres: Oh shut up Sora.
Sora: Sorry boss.
Sony Pres: Tidus!
Tidus: Yes my liege? I want you to lead my troops as well. Sora, Sephiroth, and Cloud will aid you to get Nintendo. Everyone else will march beside you. As well as Bill.
Tidus: Understood, sire.
Sony Pres: Dismissed.
Sony Pres: Bwahaha...those nintendo fools won't know what hit when I use my ultimate weapon... THE COPIFIER! With it! I'll copy all their abilites and use it against those fools!
Tidus, Cloud, Sora and Spehiroth aka the Sony Generals have been given
the duty to crush Nintendo with the aid of Billgates. Sony also has a secert weapon. However, Nintendo has their own secert weapon...
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