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 Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:47 am
First driving lesson today.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:03 pm
My sister screwed up the toilet and there is litterally crap all over the bathroom, and for some reason I'm cleaning it up.
What the ********.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:37 pm
I hope for your sake you are going away for college.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:09 pm
Yes. Far far away.
My mom came home and yelled at my dad and my sister and now she's cleaning up her own s**t. =_= We've been a lot closer since she realized that we're pretty much the only ones in this family who aren't complete assholes.
Brolly, get all that curb-hitting out of your system right now.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:13 pm
I didn't hit the curb. I don't suck at driving. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:42 pm
I used to drive bad on purpose because I hated my driving instructor. You know, slam on the breaks for no reason then hit the gas. That sorta thing.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:50 pm
Sir Ichigo Mizoko Sir Ichigo So. My Tasha's mom pretty much forced me to spend the night at their house last night. That was a really awkward phone call. "Hey mom, can I spend the night with my girlfriend?" x_x I still kind of want to die. Pssht, my boyfriend sleeps over at my house almost every weekend. And I'm sure his mom doesn't follow you around all night giving you advice on your non-existant relationship with a supermarket cart boy. No, but my mom has been giving me so many condoms, it's just bad. No one couple could have as much sex as the condoms she is giving us.
What makes it worse is we were both virgins before each other, and I'm on the Pill. And the Pill was her idea. Next thing you know, she'll be giving me female condoms and getting me on the Evra patch.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:19 pm
Been there. Not much to say except "oh god whyyyyyyyyyy?" gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:06 am
lol miz and her boyfriend have to use condoms rofl Silly heterosexuals.
o.o Well, at least your mom's being responsible and sort of realistic.
Tasha's mom?
"LAWL DO YOU KISS ADRIAN ALL THE TIME MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING JESUS DOESN'T WANT."
EDIT - So Trix is now making round cereal pieces.
And here I was thinking fruit-shaped cereal pieces are and always were their gimmick. o_O
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:24 pm
Sir Ichigo lol miz and her boyfriend have to use condoms rofl Silly heterosexuals. o.o Well, at least your mom's being responsible and sort of realistic. Tasha's mom? "LAWL DO YOU KISS ADRIAN ALL THE TIME MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING JESUS DOESN'T WANT." EDIT - So Trix is now making round cereal pieces. And here I was thinking fruit-shaped cereal pieces are and always were their gimmick. o_O We don't use condoms. They're stockpiling in my "sexy bag". I have like 30 now.
My sister doesn't know/believe/want to believe that we have that kind of relationship. She made us agree that we wouldn't have sex until she was "cool". To be perfectly fair, she should have specified what kind of sex. 3nodding
Your girlfriend's mom sounds funny, and in disbelief. I have two female friends who are a couple. For the first year and a half of their relationship, one of their mom's was in such disbelief, she kept trying to set her daughter up on dates. And what makes it funnier is her daughter was the serious lesbian.
I've only eaten Trix once. I wanted to kill myself for a short while after. Let them change their shape, Miz still won't eat it.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:35 pm
She doesn't even know Tasha's my love slave a lesbian. She heavily suspects it and does everything she can to get her to date a boy, though. o.o
Brolly, you will be surrendering those pop tarts to me, yes?
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:14 pm
I would, but I ate them almost 5 hours ago.
I'd say I don't have any more, but then I would be lying. But you don't know that.
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