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 Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:34 am
... Does Cres... want to touch my man-boobies? o_O
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:55 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:43 pm
Gsus77 Hello I am a Mod. I am giving away free items to people. I will need your password to do this. If you do not believe I am a Mod this is proof.
Lawl. rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:10 pm
xD That is the best mod impersonation I have ever seen.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:21 pm
I wonder if they do this just for our amusement, or if they really think we'll fall for it.
Sometimes I think it might be both.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:46 pm
Wow. Hilarious yet disgusting story.
So I go into the bathroom and there's some toilet paper in the toilet, so I flush it.
And it almost overflows.
As the water goes down, the source of the problem becomes evident.
As most of you know, my sister has a grain allergy that messes with her digestive system if she cheats on her diet--which she does regularly.
So here is this massive turd bent across the hole of the toilet.
It's, like... the size of a small guinea pig. Or a large hamster.
The turd is so huge that even though it's laying right across the hole, the force of the water can't break it and it's just bent there clogging the toilet.
When I tried to tell my sister she needed to go poke it out of the way with the plunger, I couldn't get it out and nearly peed my pants laughing.
And that was pretty much the highlight of my day.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:25 pm
That's gross, but it reminds me of something a little worse.
My girlfriend's brother used to eat A LOT of cereal. And by that I mean something like 4+ bowls a day, probably more.
One day I went over there and I needed to go to the bathroom, so I go upstairs, and I see something in the toilet. I actually wasn't sure what it was, I thought it might've been something they put in for some reason or another.
It sounds funny that I didn't know, but if you see an unflushed turd the size of this one, you might be a little confused about what the hell it is to.
This thing was almost, if not just as thick as a can of chunky soup, and probably as long as two of them stacked ontop of each other.
I went downstairs and told my girlfriend "There's something in the toilet, I'm not sure what it is. It looks like poo, but I'm not entirely sure." xd
BTW Ichi, is your sister a siliac?(sp)
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:29 pm
Yus. She is.
But she steals my poptarts anyway.
I'm going to laugh when she can't digest solid food anymore. :<
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:50 pm
Sir Ichigo Yus. She is. But she steals my poptarts anyway. I'm going to laugh when she can't digest solid food anymore. :< If that's the case then she's really not the brightest. Eventually it'll get so bad that her intestines will start to constantly be in pain, and her body will just stop digesting a lot of food. It'll just go straight through her system the way it went down. So unless she chewed it into absolute mulch, she'll end up shitting out the rougher edges of those pop tarts. And if she gets really bad, it might get to the point where she can no longer eat stuff like chicken and beef, because their diet consists of grain and wheat. My girlfriend and her mom are both siliacs.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:51 pm
The scrolly thing in the middle of my mouse no longer scrolls.
My avatar's eyes may be shooting electricity, but my emoticon is crying. crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:53 pm
2Brolly4 Sir Ichigo Yus. She is. But she steals my poptarts anyway. I'm going to laugh when she can't digest solid food anymore. :< If that's the case then she's really not the brightest. Eventually it'll get so bad that her intestines will start to constantly be in pain, and her body will just stop digesting a lot of food. It'll just go straight through her system the way it went down. So unless she chewed it into absolute mulch, she'll end up shitting out the rougher edges of those pop tarts. And if she gets really bad, it might get to the point where she can no longer eat stuff like chicken and beef, because their diet consists of grain and wheat. My girlfriend and her mom are both siliacs. That's just all the more pop-tarts for me. One of my friends told me to play Flash Flash Revolution today. I will never forgive him.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:04 pm
xp I read that as "poop-tarts" at a first glance.
I haven't played FFR for so long now. I think I'll go play right now.
And why won't you forgive him? Horrible experience, or are you addicted?
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