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 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:48 pm
Wesker, to Ada: You know what? Take your time getting the sample of the Las Plagas... I'm going to go get a manicure just to pass the time. I've got centuries to wait for it.... Go on, go on a hot date with Leon. Just so long as I get the deets later on.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:18 pm
Half-Glass-Of-Sanity This is my little scenario, hope you like.
*Chris, Jill and Rebecca are chillin when a hoard of zombies come out of nowhere.*
*they start shooting*
Chris: We don't have enough amo!
Jill: Our lives are at stake we'll MAKE enough amo!
Chris: Jill, doesn't make sense
Jill: Well maybe after all the horrible events that have happened to me I'm a little emotionally scarred therefore, impairing my ability to think logically.
Chris: I understand, so much has happened sinse the Spencer Estate.. I took all Whesker's picturs off my wall *sob* I miss him so much!
*continues shooting*
Jill: I don't like working for the S.T.A.R.S anymore it's to scary.... *sobs with Chris*
Rebecca: Holy crap you guys!!
Chris and Jill: What?
Rebecca: I think that guy might be a ZOMBIE!!
All: *GASP*
The end
Wesker: So go ahead? Pull the triggar. *Chris pulls the hammer back as he aims at him* Wesker: You know you want tooooo pull the trigga, so your head can go boom, GO BOOM! bu-buu-bu boom. *Chris stops and looks at him oddly.* Wesker: geez, your not even man enough to shoot me anymore? Ya know what, some one should glue your head to your butt so they may illustrate that you truly, indeed, suck a**. *Chris shoots him*
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:33 pm
Rebecca: Officially, Lieutenant Billy Coen is dead.
Billy: Yeah, I'm just a zombie now.
Rebecca: What!? You're a zombie!? *shoots*
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:58 pm
Alfred: Alexia, can you help me with my math homework?
Alexia: Sure.
Alfred: Ok, what is this symbol? *He points to a + sign.*
Alexia: A plus sign, you use it to add.
Alfred: And what's that one? *He points to the = sign.*
Alexia: An equals sign, that shows what the answer.
Alfred: Oh ok, so then whats the answer to this, 2 + 2 = ...
Alexia: 4
Alfred: Ah of course! Thank you Alexia, some day I wanna be just like you!
Alexia: Ok, just as long as you don't dress like me or pretend to be me or something.
Alfred: Ok!
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:42 am
Wesker: And that, ladies and gentlemen, I shall hold the world ransom for-!!
*camera zooms in on his face while Wesker sticks a pinkie on his lip*
Wesker: One hundred... billion... freakin'... *stutters as he looks to Ada*
Ada: *nods*
Wesker: ...Gajillion, million... zillion freakin' dollars!
*insert AP dramatic theme*
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:35 pm
Wesker: The T-Virus sucked! Glad someone made the Plagas. Much more creepy and can kill Chris and Leon. Finally!!!
Leon: Atleast they aren't zombies... stare
Chris: OMG the T-virus was easier than this gonk
Living Umbrella Worker: And now.....The Z-Virus!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:53 pm
Chris: Well ok then... but just so you know... If you were gay, that'd be ok, cuz I'd still be here an-y-way, if you were queer, I'd still be here, because it's ok, that you are gay, but your not gay.
Wesker: O.o
Chris: I'm happy!! Just being with you!! So what should it matter to me with what you do in bed with guys!!
Wesker: What the hell!?
Chris: IF you were gay, I'd shout hooray! Because- *Gets shot by wesker*
Wesker: What the hell is wrong with you!!!
Birkin: Who was that hun?
Wesker: No one, go back to bed...
*I know I missed lines and probably said some wrond ones, I pulled this out the top of my head*
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:50 pm
Wesker: What does the G stand for?
Birkin: I don't know!
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:44 pm
Wesker: What does the G stand for?
Birkin: G stands for, "Good Lookin."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:27 pm
Wesker: What doe the G stand for?
Birkin: God
Wesker: God?
Birkin: As in, people like you should mind they're own god damn business!
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:31 pm
Didn't Capcom get in trouble with the religious nuts when RE2 came out and everyone thought that G did stand for God. So then Capcom had to say that it stood for "Gene"... I found this out few hours ago.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:55 pm
Byouma Neko Wesker: What does the G stand for? Birkin: I don't know! Please tell me you guys have noted this is in fact a Zim and Gir quote.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:56 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Didn't Capcom get in trouble with the religious nuts when RE2 came out and everyone thought that G did stand for God. So then Capcom had to say that it stood for "Gene"... I found this out few hours ago. I refuse to aknowledge that there has been any official statement as to what G stands for. I'm happy with just G-Virus.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:24 pm
Yeah same here. But you know.. Press has to be satisfied.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm
Damn the religious nuts!
Anyway...
Wesker: I love you!
Ada: O.o
Leon: Ada, Wait! It's a trap!
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