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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:01 pm
Hint: first censor is one word. second is one as well.
Want to know?
Open your mail.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:28 am
Confused Insanity I think I may just get in trouble if I attempted that... No Christmas presents for Insanity xd Oh you would get a Christmas present, a very focefully given Christmas present. You would like it to, and you wouldn't even have to unwrap it. Addendum: I'm twitching. Is that a good thing? Maybe its a good thing. Probably not though... Hmmm.... The sky is falling...
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Hygenic Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:48 am
Repressed? I don't think I can go into that catagory until I'm older.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:01 am
Xena the Sorceress Repressed? I don't think I can go into that catagory until I'm older. You can never be to young to be repressed apparently! ITs like being depressed, except with less pirates! Because its got half as much ARRR!
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Hygenic Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:41 am
I turned fifteen a few months ago. I don't think I should be getting into anyone elses bed.
It doesn't matter, because I believe in abstinence before marriage.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:37 am
Good for you, Xena. It's good to have ideals and morals. I myself used to believe in abstinence before marriage. That was before I turned 17 and realized that A) the Catholic religion wsn't for me and B) I realized that I had met the man I wanted to give it to. Funny enough, there where actually two different guys I was in love with. One got me, and the other broke my heart multiple times by stringing me along for 2 years.
Don't worry about having sex. (which you obviously don't.) You will know when you're ready. It might be before marriage, or after. But you'll know.
Xena only, highlight that--->We're not guys. They reach physical maturity, they're ready to go, with anyone. We take how time and are much more choosy. Take your time and wait for good one honey. Stuff only gets more complex when you had sex into the mix.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:13 am
Imperator Gnome Confused Insanity I think I may just get in trouble if I attempted that... No Christmas presents for Insanity xd Oh you would get a Christmas present, a very focefully given Christmas present. You would like it to, and you wouldn't even have to unwrap it. Addendum: I'm twitching. Is that a good thing? Maybe its a good thing. Probably not though... Hmmm.... The sky is falling... Ah. So you want me to tease you? xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:17 am
Confused Insanity Ah. So you want me to tease you? xd He likes the idea now, but when he realizes he's not gonna get any....he'll regret it....and still like it. Edit: I made my own class. Not what I wanted her to be, but what skills I firgured she would have coming from a farming family.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:02 pm
Real problem I'll have is getting a guy at all. Most can only take so much head trauma.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:40 pm
Honey, if the guy is desperate enough, the girl is good looking enough or the guy loves you enough, he'll stay even if you threaten to castrate him or make him completely miserable. I know this to be fact.
I'm not going to be on long today. I think I passed out at work. I say thing because I remember leaning against a wall saying "I need to sit down," and then the next thing I can definately remember is me walking with my manager guiding me by the arm.
It happened suddenly. I got really warm, then my vision started to darken and my head started to feel like it was caving in. I vaguely remember hearng someone ask "Is she ok?", me ask "Did I fall?" and a extremely vague memory of seeing the floor like I was laying sideways on it. That is so vague I can't tell if it is real, or something my mind made up.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:47 pm
Well the last thing I'll do is marry a desperate guy. Well, last thing next to a fish.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:24 pm
Water_Dragon_Rai Honey, if the guy is desperate enough, the girl is good looking enough or the guy loves you enough, he'll stay even if you threaten to castrate him or make him completely miserable. I know this to be fact. I'm not going to be on long today. I think I passed out at work. I say thing because I remember leaning against a wall saying "I need to sit down," and then the next thing I can definately remember is me walking with my manager guiding me by the arm. It happened suddenly. I got really warm, then my vision started to darken and my head started to feel like it was caving in. I vaguely remember hearng someone ask "Is she ok?", me ask "Did I fall?" and a extremely vague memory of seeing the floor like I was laying sideways on it. That is so vague I can't tell if it is real, or something my mind made up. Ams yous okay? confused
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:34 pm
Xena the Sorceress Well the last thing I'll do is marry a desperate guy. Well, last thing next to a fish. Well, the thing is, once you have sex or even start thinking about having sex, you normally become desperate. Biologically, your body wants pleasure. That's why you eat, you sleep, you do whatever makes you happy. Techincally, we're all desperate. Guys, isn't true that you guys think about sex at least twenty times a day? Joker: I'm fine. I got home, and ate some lemon chicken and some Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream. I think it was my blood sugar. Thanks for worrying though. When I called my parents to come get me, they said "We're at the mall. We'll get there when we get there. Eat some oranges or something." Way to go parents. Dicks.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:36 pm
That sounds delicious, but I would have preferred Praline flavored Ice Cream.
To answer your question: That's the average guy. For me.... it's like..... maybe 76 times daily. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:53 pm
There you are it Xena. Techincally, they're all desperate. Sorry to brust your bubble.
And Joker, I have you beat. I think about sex constantly, inless specifically given another topic to think about.
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