Vankala
Celestial Fox Frenzi
leon r kennedy
Hey i take offense in that.
Well not really
Chris: Um...why am i here again (Re5)
You should totally not take offense and junk.... Cuz then I'll get sued! Or worse! THE BANHAMMER TO THE FACE!!
Carlos: Hay there sexthy laday! You wanna open up your taco?
Jill: WHAT!!??
Carlos: Your taco, you going to eat it or not? *Points to taco in Jill's hand*
*Chris finds an open container of Playdo, the contents very hard*
Chris: Aw man, I never get any fun....
*Rebecca comes in*
Rebecca: Hi Chris, whatcha got there?
Chris: Some PLaydo, but it's hard as hell.
*A zombie starts to come around the corner, but instead starts to listen in on the conversation, he doesn't see them, he just hears them.*
Rebecca: Wow, that is hard...
Chris: Yep, and even when you get it wet it stays this way.
Rebecca: Wow, you know, it kinda looks like a stick.
Chris: It's kinda too rounded out to be a stick.
*The zombie shakes at what he hears.*
Rebecca: Here, let me try something.
Chris: Hey wait, what are you doing... WOAH!
Rebecca: You see? Im pretty good at that.
Chris; Yeah, it's back to being limp, good job Rebecca, maybe next time I'll come to you if it's hard again.
*The zombie jumps out at them*
Zombie: YOU TWO ARE SICK!! *He sees the playdo.* Oh...
*Chris shoots him in the head.*
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