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 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:02 am
Kobei Don't cha wanna? Wanna Fanta? domokun You shall never utter those words again!! ARGH! scream ~Threatens Kobei with comically oversized mallet~ Every single time I go to the freakin movie theater they play that commercial. It takes me till the middle of the actual movie to get my eye to stop twitching. stressed
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:42 am
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. After that he won the Tour de France . . . . on a pogo stick.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:11 pm
Kobei Don't cha wanna? Wanna Fanta? domokun It's wanta* If you're going to use incorrect grammar then do it correctly 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:16 pm
Kuro Okami Kobei Don't cha wanna? Wanna Fanta? domokun You shall never utter those words again!! ARGH! scream ~Threatens Kobei with comically oversized mallet~ Every single time I go to the freakin movie theater they play that commercial. It takes me till the middle of the actual movie to get my eye to stop twitching. stressed *hug* I know EXACTLY how you feel... *hug*
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:46 pm
Here's to Gaia getting back on its feet, in under 12 hours.
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:56 pm
Hey Kuro... Wanta Fanta? xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:38 pm
whee Joy to the world, my high speed is back.
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:11 pm
Muwhahahaha! Run in Fear! teh Yotsy ish here!
*coughs*
Anyway... Got a chance to say hey, using someone elses comp. So yeah... muwhaha... *cough-cough* Hi.. and soon to be biies... atleast until I get my computer back ^^;;
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:38 pm
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