Ten Lovely Facts About Roan Deseer
1. Roan Deseer's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried.
2. Roan Deseer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Roan Deseer goes killing.
3. Roan Deseer does not sleep. She waits.
4. Roan Deseer sold her soul to the devil for her sexy good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Roan roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took her soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it comeing. They now play poker every second wednesday of the month.
5. Roan Deseer is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
6. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Roan Deseer's Fist
7. Roan Deseer never wet her bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
8.The Grass is always greener on the other side, unless Roan Deseer has been
there. In that case the grass is most likley soaked in blood and tears.
9. Roan Deseer frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never her own.
10. Roan Deseer does not know how to swim, but water is too afraid to do anything about it.
*totally isnt trying to kiss a** or anything and gain benefits* >.> no not at all <.<
From
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirtyomg....i laughed so hard reading this.
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