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 Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:57 am
rofl
Leon: Dammit! I'm tired of these god damn mexicans always takeing our jobs! Now they're replaceing our zombies too? Whats next? They'll have super mexican monsters? *See's an el Gigante.* God dammit!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:58 am
Celestial Fox Frenzi rofl Leon: Dammit! I'm tired of these god damn mexicans always takeing our jobs! Now they're replaceing our zombies too? Whats next? They'll have super mexican monsters? *See's an el Gigante.* God dammit!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:40 am
I know, I figured it would be funny, I know the difference before Spaniards and Mexicans, so yeah.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:03 pm
*Battle torn Leon approaches the Merchant*
Merchant: "Err...Don't look so good there, Stranger! Freshen ya up a bit with some First Aid Spray? Only 10,000 Petas!"
Leon: (breathing hard) "Uh....Don't think I need any, thanks....Especially at those pric-"
*coughs up blood*
"Oh...God.......How is Spray supposed to cure this...!?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:12 pm
*Claire walks in on Chief Irons fondling the body of the mayors' daughter*
Claire: "Um...Yeah....So.......Room for one more?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:26 pm
*HUNK Slaughters other UBCS members who look like him.*
HUNK: There can be only one!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:52 pm
Barry: Jill! I found this great item! -Pulls out bag- Its in here!
Jill: Great! now we can kill these monsters....things....mcdonalds....
Look out its a monster!
Zombie:urrrgh
Barry: -reaches into bag- AHA! Found it! -pulls out hot dog-
Jill: I thought it was a weapon.....
Barry: Wha.....
-Brad pops out of bag- "Hi jill!"
Jill: What the hell!
Brad: Just thought i'd make us some lunch!
-zombie starts to be sad- -grabs jill's gun and commits suicide-
Jill: Hmmmm........on the other hand......
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:39 pm
Jill: only you can prevent zombies.'
Chris: DAAAAAAAMN!
Rebecca: 10$ an ounce, why do you think I have so many?
Leon: Ada!! Faster!!
Claire: Duh..... what?
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:31 am
I can imagine tyrant coming out of the tank he was in and then Wesker pushes a button on the computer and then it plays
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!
and they start to dance
just imagine that and having Jill and Barry (Or Chris) Standing there like WTF
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:04 pm
Leon after Ashley gets captured the final time, "F**k it I'm going home,"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:29 am
Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant.
"It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:01 am
Barry: Jill you almost became a Jillsub! (I know it's stupid xD)
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:39 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant. "It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!" Oh no you di'int!
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:32 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Celestial Fox Frenzi Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant. "It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!" Oh no you di'int! I so totally did! I could not stop laughing after I posted that... Chris: Holy s**t! It was bad enough when the mexicans attacked, but now the black people too? What's next, some asian mutant will stomp through the area? *sees Godzilla* GOD DAMMIT! Ok... that was a bit racist.... sorry...
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:48 pm
RE2 when Leon sees Ada after she ran off in the sewers.
Leon: What were you thinking? Running off like that was reckless and stupid. Those N00bs are everywhere, not to mention that N00b that got Ben.
Ada: ....what?
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